Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
Got a few today.  Part X of The Road to Emmaus is up.

There is a new weird Fetus-X which I only think is half finished.

There is also a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, in which Nillian tries to prove he really isn’t gay.

And also, in big news, news that will even excite The Real Mother Hen.  Malach got a exclusive interview with Tiger Woods, and posted over at ROYTERS.

You are listening too . . .
Elvis is Dead, from Living Colour.

A meme challenge from Sara Sue
So, Sara Sue came up with this Meme.  She calls it “Show Me Yours - I’ll Show You Mine”.  The Meme is pretty simple.  Take a picture of your local library, post it to your blog, and say something about it.  Well, well, Malach wins round, you see, Fairhaven has the world famous . . .

Millicent Library.  Oh and look at this, a 1915 postcard . .

Instead of boring you with further picture, you can go to their website, which by the way is really crappy, contact Malach about a good one.  Why is it so cool?  Might be the only library in the country with a MySpace account.  I also bet it is the only library in the country with Samurai Swords on display too.

Well, I said their website sucks, no good pics, gonna have to go take some.  The Library, like so many of the towns awesome buildings were built with love from Henry Huttleston Rogers.  It was named after his youngest daughter, Millicent who died at 17.  Rogers also funded The Town Hall and the Unitarian Church both across the street from the library.  I grew up on that block, parents still live there, only about a 1/2 mile from where I live now.  Also he funded Fairhaven High School, The Tabitha Inn which is now a nursing home, and Rogers School among others.

Since there aren’t many good pics, I will go take some and post them, especially of the interior of the Library.  Also really cool, and right next to my house is Riverside Cemetary, which I need to take some pics of the AWESOME crypts there.

Now, feel free to meme and try to beat my Library.

Dear Malach

• HTGT writes: Dear Malach, Why do celebrities continue to videotape themselves doing the nasty??   It is all about staying in the spotlight, you notice the ones that get released are people who are no longer there.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Wow, time have changed.  It used to be, this time of year, Sox would get beaten on by the Yankees, then go into Tampa Bay and sweep, well the tables have turned.

Hey Roger Clemens
I think it is time to stop “misremebering”.

Bravo Utah
My workplace is doing the same thing starting August, that rocks!

What!
Now the world will now I watch Italian Spiderman!

They are all dying on us!
RIP Larry Harmon.

OK, so let me get this straight . .
A-Rod is cheating on his wife with Madonna?  Maybe in 1992. . but now?  I mean I can understand Cynthia Rod going for Lenny Kravitz, that is a COOL dude . . .  I mean Madonna?  Who has she slept with . .  Dennis Rodman, Jose Canseco, Warren Beatty, Shaun Penn, Basquiat (big time drug user), Tony Ward (Bi Sexual porn star), Vanilla Ice, and several flings, man there is whole petri dish of stuff floating around there that would scare me right off.

Mystery cave?
I LOVE MYSTERY CAVES!

Malach’s Video of the Day
Y’know, I really dislike Alanis Morrisette, so it pains me to post this, but good it is entertaining.

Now those of you not familiar with the orginal, here you go.

I am Malach, why doesn’t anyone buy me some ices?

Plugs
There is two new pages of Kid Intense, pages 8 - 9 of Chapter Four.  I really need to make a t-shirt with all his crazy dialogue sayings on the back.

Episode 40 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is also up.

Also, Bennie Goodman, the hateful jazz vampire has made a return to the internet and I for one am VERY EXCITED.  I added him to the blogroll.  Some of you may remember Bennie from his Hill-TV days.

I am also about 99% sure I got another new website client, a local lawyer, so business will resume.

Dear Malach

• Kitty writes: Dear Malach, A 6′6″ Cat fish? Jeez, I wouldn’t like to meet that in a dark, murky canal. Unless it was dead with a football stuck in it’s mouth. x  Hey, you could date it!
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, Btw, haven’t seen you reporting sports for a while… so what’s playing now? Soccer? Baseball? GOLF??? hehe  Sorry, I am still coming down from the Celtics, and slowly getting back into the Red Sox.  Soccer, don’t watch, Golf?  Not fun without Tiger.
• Tiff writes: Dear Malach, SBux COULD start making decent coffee.Maybe that would up their profits. Ya think?  I am not a coffee drinker, and around here, Dunkin’ Donuts rules, so S’Bux really can’t compete.
• Angryman writes: Dear Malach, Does your boss need a lawyer?  We already have two employed they work for IMMIGRATION LAW EDUCATION & ADVOCACY PROJECT (ILEAP).  Needless to say they are really busy.  You do Immigration Law?  Asylum? Deportation? etc?  Speak Spanish? 

Golf
Malach used play a little bit of golf, but haven’t for a while.  I might get back into it when my softball career ends, but the expense puts me off to it.

Tiger Woods I find fascinating, and the love people have for him.  Usually in cases where one athlete/team in so dominant, people root against him, but not Tiger.  Very strange.  Even during the US Open, you had this feel good story with Rocco Mediate, but everyone still wanted Tiger to win.  I can’t recall any other athlete/team like this, ever.

Mr. Hat!  You slept with Brett Favre!
Yeah, Malach told you he would be back.

Hank
Oh how do I love thee?  I can’t wait until you start firing managers mid season!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
This is scary, this is not at all like past Red Sox Nations.  Just a huge love in, confidence, and no sleepless nights, my have times changed!

Oh Man!
I was actually very excited to have Marian Hossa come to the Bruins, but I suppose he going for the  year in Detroit to win a Cup deal . . . I might of actually started watching again.

Hey Mother Hen
I GOT YER SPORTS RIGHT HERE BABAY!

Hey Eve!
Pub 99, Fall River, Wednesday at 12PM! I won’t screw it up this time! Yeah your all jealous!

What the Hell is wrong with the World?
This isn’t the only story like this in the past few months . . . but your Uncle and Step Father?

And this idiot . .
Who the Hell spends $3000 on internet porn?  Do you know how much free stuff there is out there?

The Verne Troyer Sex Tape!
YAY!  Thanks CNN, I am heading over to TMZ right now!  Oh c’mon, you know you want to watch!  I don’t know, you know I am all for equal rights but isn’t that kind of like having sex with a child?

Wow, look at that, all sports and porn . .

Chinese Olympics
Seriously does anyone think this will go off without some major international incident?

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, and the entire blog was about sports, sex, and child porn, my parents must be proud!

No Plugs tonight
Sorry again, late softball game, client website updates, and billing to get done.

You are listening too . . .
Type, from Living Colour, and this surprises a lot of people. This song was actually their biggest hit, rising the highest on the Billboard charts and not Cult of Personality.  Another great political song, that has a mix of rock, and funk.  This is always what I liked about Living Colour, rock out with the best of them, turn into Fishbone.

Dear Malach
No questions today for Malach, but he has some for you all

• C.Rag/Angry Ginger:  Did you get Malach’s Baby Gift yet?  If not I am gonna hafta go kick some butt.
• Eve:  You excited for next Wednesday?
• Dr. Murk:  When do you want to do the next podcast since we got messed up Saturday by my wife’s work schedule?
• Moooog:  This could make you VERY happy, and perhaps, throw the Bruins in the midst of a serious Stanley Cup run, especially with Bergeron coming back.  This would almost be akin to the changes the Celtics made, they already got Garnett in Charra, this would be their Paul Pierce.

That is all I got today, you can answer in the comments.

KMP Softball
We lost tonight, night game, just couldn’t string hits together ended up losing 7 - 4.

My Employer
So today, my employer announced they are going for the time being on a permanent 4 day work week.  Some of us already do that, Malach being one, but looking at future costs for heat, and power consumption, my boss, and the accounts department estimated they could save almost $80K closing our 4 offices one day a week.  We are all still full time, and I can work from home of Friday if I need to.  Cool employer, environmentally friendly, and creative in cutting costs.

UHHH . . .
Nelson Mandella was on the Terrorist Watch List?

Hey Starbucks?
Why don’t you just close one day a week?

Wow
This is probably a better deal that say, a prison escape, but where is he going to find a toilet?

German Catfish chokes on a soccerball . .
Just like his team did the Euro Cup!  Oh Snap!

And Evidently
That catfish made a video too.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and what you gonna do with all that junk, that junk inside my trunk?

Plugs
All I got today is a little expose about Manny Rameriz over at ROYTERS News Services, and the terrible secret he is hiding.  I am telling you it is all true.

Dear Malach

• Angryman writes: Dear Malach, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! France is so stupid. Why are they even a country any more?  Yeah, they might even be worse than Canada at this point, sorry Lucas.
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, So you are a cocaine dealer now? You know something funny - I notice that most of the meth dealers are Hispanic, pot dealers are black, and cocaine dealers are white! So dude, you fit the profile.  Wow, you hit it right on the head there, you Asians still got the market on Opium?  If Malach was a Coke dealer, don’t you think he would be more rich?
• Eve writes: Dear Malach, Mal does next week work for you?  Yeah, that would be good any day but Friday for lunch, make plans with the Piper, and have him call me at work so I put it in my schedule.  The rest of the blogesphere is super jealous now

KMP Softball update
Well we beat the Wrecking Crew again, something like 19 to 8.  We started off slow, but had some killer innings, Malach went 3 - 5 at the plate. We are now 17 and 4, and in first.  Got a night game tomorrow evening.

A Meme?
I stole this “Nosey Meme” from Kitty.  Feel free to use it.

What were you doing 10 years ago?:
Well let see . . I wasn’t married yet, a year away from that, still living with the Parents, I had just started working in human services and was really good at it, and slowly moved up the ladder.  Not much all really super exciting . . .

Name 5 things on today’s ‘to do’ list:

1. Visit with Clyde see how his weekend was and if he stayed out of trouble
2. Help another client do her taxes to get he stimulus check
3. Softball game
4. Write blog
5. Tons of web design work

What snacks do you enjoy:

• Carrot Sticks
• Cheese and Crackers
• Twix
• Fruit

What would you do if you were a millionaire?:
It would really depend on how many millions I would have.  Obviously pay off my house and those of my Mother and Father, Brother, and Mother-in-Law.  If it was only a Million?  That would be about 75% of it.  I would then reinvest the rest in my current home and do a few things.  Add a 4th Bedroom/Master Suite on top of the current addition, and reconfigure the upstairs.  Redo the upstairs bathroom, and the downstairs kitchen and open up the floor plan.  I will post my designs when I scan them.

Where have you lived?:
New Bedford MA, Shrewsbury MA, to Fairhaven, MA, Dartmouth, MA, back to New Bedford MA, and finally back to Fairhaven.  I get around.  Total time?  New Bedford: 7 years; Shrewsbury: Maybe 6 months; Fairhaven 26 years; Dartmouth 2.

Wow
Now that would be an interesting VP candidate.  And don’t you think Bubba would enjoy VP much more that the top office?

The more I think about it . .
Would this just be an awesome way to end the world?

NO WAY!
Not on a reputable site like Craigslist!  I just got a brilliant Idea, let try and set up a prostitution ring on Wikipedia!

NO WAY!
Chris Kattan married a woman?  Next you will be telling me Clay Aiken is having a baby with a woman!

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, and this film better win an Oscar

Sorry to do this . .
No plugs second day in a row, just too busy . . .

Dear Malach

• MI writes: Dear Malach, Link to Lohan is to some big cocaine bust, or did I miss something?  No that was just my attempt at starting an Internet Rumor.  Sorry I can’t take you seriously anymore cause of the Rod Stuart song you have in your mflashfetish player.  I hate him in particular for ruining this song.
• Murk writes: Dear Malach, You guys all left kinda early last night. Was it the heat, the runs or the gas?  I think is was a good place to end where we were at, Mantodea had the explosive diarrhea, and I was tired from several nights of the sick son, so when the rest left, I did too.  Plus your body odor . . .
• Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, Is that a video of the Piper?  I assume you mean the porn video I mentioned, yeah he is the one on top.
• Angryman Esq. writes: Dear Malach, Why is it that every time I try to buy cocaine, the man steps in and frells it all up?  I supposed now that your just about a lawyer, cocaine is the way to go, but who care if someone stepped on it?  We have all seen the video of you snorting it off the bathroom floor at CBGB’s.
• Eve writes: Dear Malach, Hey why doesint the Piper hook me up with some porn?  You see, the Angry Piper just doesn’t know the proper way to treat a girl, like Malach the Merciless.  And when we going out to lunch?

Hey France
Crap like this?  This is why you have your reputation when it comes to military action.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and when I see you tonight, on a downtown train!

No Plugs

You are listening too .. .
Under the Cover of Darkness, from Living Colour of their very under rated album, Time’s Up.  They of course get some help with this song from Queen Latifah.  Song is obviously about safe sex, which in the late 80’s early 90’s was a big thing with HIV and AIDS especially among the African American population.  Some pretty amazing guitar work from Vernon Reid in this one.

I don’t normally do this type of thing . . .
But if you want a real laugh.  Go to YouPorn.com, type in their search “moaning mom f*cked at night” make sure you can hear the sound, and watch the video there (it is porn, so don’t go there if it insults you, or will get you fired, grounded, divorced).  Stick with it for about 1 minute and just listen, frackin’ hilarious, now, we can discuss it in the comments after you look at it.  Got to thank the Angry Piperfor that one, cause I of course don’t engage in internet porn!

Sorry Dr. Murk
He took my advice from yesterday and looked up the Bud Dwyer Suicide Video . . . sorry for that brother . .  I did not mean to set him back in his therapy.

Dear Malach

• Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, Ever wonder that Final Crisis is the last series in the crisis saga which is part of the DC universe? Superman now remembers how he became a hero because of the legion of superheroes. Also, Batman will be killed off or something. Even the possible return of Barry Allen who was the flash. I think the DC universe is going back to the silver age roots, don’t you think?   One of the things I detest about DC is theses Crisis series, and the screwing around they do with these heroes to catch them up to the modern day, and not make them age.  They should of just done what Marvel did with the sliding time scale.  Just looks at a Wiki article on a longtime DC Hero, ie Superman to see how screwed up his back story is.  You need a constantly updating encyclopedia just to keep up with this stuff.
• Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Loving Dr Who? Do you mean the programme or the actor who plays him, David Tennant?No, the whole Dr. Who show, I have been mostly following since I was a kid in the late 70’s early 80’s.  Tennant is a good version, but my favorite is Tom Baker.

Since I screwed up the link to the article yesterday . .
Here is the Good News about Climate Change I was talking about.

Well, there she is!
Lindsay Lohan has been out of the news recently, but Malach has found her.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, Bellissimo!

Plugs
Well it looks like the break after an 4 year relationship is almost official over at 8 1/2 by Eleven.  Unless Nillian take a nutty goes all stalker on Leyla, like I would.

Also, I loaded only page of Kid Intensetoday, page 7 of Chapter Four.  Not to worry though, you all know where this is going.  I really think Vincent Morris uses all the same drawing and just changes the dialogue, and villain of the week.

I was really busy today trying to finish up on my new client’s website, so I have a reason to bill them big money at the end of the month.  It’s close and will be good enough to do that.  Another 8 hours or so and it will be 99% done.

I am also really beat, had a the son up all night vomiting.

Dear Malach

• Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Thirdly, why is Mike moaning? If it stopped raining he’d only have to mow the lawn - or is Stephen Hawking doing his mowing these days? x Yeah, didn’t have something with a blade attached to Hawking Cybernetic lower half?  He lucky, it was supposed to rain here the past few days, we got nothing but minor sprinkles and we need the rain.  As an aside, I love Dr. Who, does that make me a geek in England?
• MI writes: Dear Malach, Video…where do you find this shit????? I want your contacts! So sorry about the loses. This is not a contest against the famous, ya’ll know that right?  Yesterday’s video was Italian Spiderman, I am posting the rest of the episodes in the next few days.  How I found it . . . I stumbled up the Bud Dwyer’s live television suicide (don’t worry the link does not go there, you can easily find that on your own), and somehow, I ended up with the Italian Spiderman videos . .  the Internet rocks!  As for the deaths, it is very strange we had a number of revolutionary people die recently: Bo Diddley, George Carlin, and Tim Russert, and a number of people I am involved with, but not super close to also die, not sure what is going on there, and too some of those people were pretty young, 50 - 60, which is no longer old.
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, Don’t people get married anymore?  No, not really.  Lets see, out of my friends who range in age from 19 -50 something, very few of them are married maybe 5% . . . not sure why, maybe the product of divorce?  A few of them have kids, not married, none divorced, I don’t think, a few live with someone, but married, not many at all.

The Verne Troyer Sex Tape
Wow, it is like driving by a fatal accident, you don’t want to look, but you just have to.

Once more . .
Malach brings you wonderful news about Global Climate Change!

Malach’s Video of the Day
Well, we know it is Sheik Yerbouti Friday, but many of you want to see part two of Italian Spiderman, so guess what, you get both!  So first, for SYBF, back to Bud Dwyer, and the song inspired by his suicide, Hey Man, Nice Shot from Filter.

And of course part two of Italian Spiderman

I am Malach, and Hey Man, Nice Shot.

No Plugs Tonight

You are listening too . .
Glamour Boys, by Living Colour.

Death Be Not Proud
Ok, over the past 15 days there have been a number of deaths of people I know in one aspect or another, and I want to tell you a little about each from the past few days.

Let us start with “J”.  J is a girl I went to High School with.  We were not good friends, but were friendly, she was much better friend with my friends, the Angry Piper and the Angry Veteran.  He mother and her aunt passed away in a really bad car accident the other day.  I have not seen J since high school (which is almost 20 years ago), but she was a cute girl, who has an inspiring story of immigration to this county.  The Angry Piper wrote a wonderful article about it at the Wand of Wonder.  To top it off, the other woman in the car accident who passed away, is the mother of Paul, who plays for the Misfits in our softball league . . . that I did not find out until today.

Also yesterday, Dan Pires from The Standard Times, a well loved Patriots beat writer passed away from a heart attack.  I have only met him once or twice, and he seemed like a genuine nice guy.  My Father knew him a little better.

And finally, someone I have known professionally for the past 10 years, who was a mentor for me when I first started in human services, Dean Gilmore also passed away this past weekend.  Dean worked for a couple of decades for the Massachusetts Rehabilitation Commission, unlike a lot of people who worked for state services, he was a straight shooter and cared for his clients.  I could always count on him for advice, and to got to bat for me.  In the past 6 years, we have collaborated quite a few times on tough clients.  I spoke with a friend of mine who worked in his office, I and I guess he had be pretty sick recently.  A real shame.  RIP Dean.

Dear Malach

• Colonel Colonel writes: Dear Malach- so what do you think the Batmobile gets for mileage? Is Batman going to have to get a second job to keep filling up the tank? Is he going to ask Robin to cough up a little of that dough he gets for doing gay porno films on the side? Or will he just chuck it in and buy a black Prius?  Wow, some good questions . . . well since DC just has a Crisis event everyso often so their characters won’t age and they can change their histories to fit in with modern technology, and seeing how Bruce Wayne is slightly more intelligent that Stephen Hawking, I would assume he has come up with some type of fuel source that last a long time and is enviromentally friendly.  As for Batman’s second job?  Rich socialite Bruce Wayne and Wayne Corp should be enough, I think he was ranked in the top 15 of richest fictional characters by Forbes and number 1 for comic characters.  As for Robin, yes it has always been strange that Bruce has kept your male wards around, and their was even a implied relationship with young Barbara Gordon (Bat Girl), but then I would also suppose which Robin.  I also don’t think you can mount a grappling cannon, or missles on a Prius.
• Moooooog35 writes: Dear Malach, What do you think Shaq’s ass actually tastes like? Kobe hasn’t told us yet. I imagine it being like a hairy salty chocolate bar. Not sure WHY I imagined it. I think I need a hobby. - Moog.   HMMMMM, I would think it would taste like a large, heavy sweaty black man .  . maybe with a touch of ICY/HOT thrown in.
• Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, when i go to fla next week and have sex on the beach, if i get a grain of sand stuck in my snatch and i dont get it out, can i grow it into a pearl?  The mantle of the mollusk deposits layers of calcium carbonate(CaCO₃) in the form of the minerals aragonite or calcite (both crystalline forms of calcium carbonate) held together by an organic horn-like compound called conchiolin. This combination of calcium carbonate and conchiolin is called nacre, or as most know it, mother-of-pearl. The commonly held belief that a grain of sand acts as the irritant is in fact rarely the case. Typical stimuli include organic material, parasites, or even damage that displaces mantle tissue to another part of the animal’s body. These small particles or organisms enter the animal when the shell valves are open for feeding or respiration. In cultured pearls, the irritant is typically a cut piece of the mantle epithelium, together with processed shell beads, the combination of which the animal accepts into its body. . . . So unless there is something strange with your plumbing, which is not out of the question, I say no.
• Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach. I am totally blank today. How do I fix this?  Find some LSD, and then take it.  Problem should be solved then,
• Mike writes: Dear Malach–Can you please make it stop raining here. I swear to Christ I am going to have to build an ark.  Sure, I have just sent mind bullets to Chaac, he should cut it out if he knows what is good for him.  Take that Chaac!

Barack and Hillary
See they can play nice.

North Korea
So it is all kiss and make up with Kim Jong Il?  Wow, I love this Cowboy Democracy!

You know what would be ironic?
Someone shoots Dubya with a handgun on their way out.

It’s just too bad . .
Their aren’t more employers like this, no?

MMMMMMMMMM
Martian Grown Asparagus

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, where are you coming from Spiderman, nobody knows who you are!

Plugs
Is the big break up coming?  Check out the new 8 1/2 by Eleven!

KMP Softball update
So today we played a team in the bottom three of the league. Had a couple of issues, had only 9 players (vacation week for a lot of guys) so that left us one player short, in addition we had a guy who we use in emergencies and has only played three games with us.

How bad was it?  Well, Malach was the lead off hitter.  Not your prototypical one either, while I hustle, I am also big, and not particularly fast, but I am a good placement hitter, and that’s what I did.  I went 4 - 5 with a sacrifice.  Intense wind coming in from Center to home messed up the power hitters.  A lot of guys out of position also, quite a few errors, but because we played hard, and plugged away, close game until the last two innings, we won 19 -11.  I got smashed with a line drive off the kneecap too, a bit swollen and stiff now, but I will live, so glad we switched to wooden bats 3 years ago.  We are no 15 and 4, with 11 games left.

Dear Malach

• Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, Imagine Shaq pulling you over?  Wow, what a thought, first your would have to get over his 7′ 350+ lb size, figure out his mumbling, and be able to answer him when he asks you to “tell him how his ass tastes”.  Yeah, that wouldn’t be fun.
• Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Those Japanese game shows are something else. Whenever I see a clip, I’m always left thinking … ‘why?’ ??? x  I really think, us Americans, WWII, and the aftermath really screwed up entire generations of Japanese People.  It’s like they were this backward rigid society, got all war crazy, lost half their males in the Pacific War (my Pepere was there, and some stories he has mentioned, and the History Channel, maybe the most brutal war ever), got the only nuclear ever used dropped on them, were forced to surrender when surrender was not part of their culture, was rebuilt according to American Ideals.  Now we have this mix of old and new, technology, panties in vending machines, anime, and crazy game shows . .

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
I am damn proud of this team.  A ton of injuries to key players, went to Japan, games counted, came back to the US, they didn’t count, have spent more time on the road than any other MLB team, and at the half way point of the season, they have the essentially the best record on baseball (% points separate them the Angels and Cubs).  Imagine now, when Ortiz gets back.

Neil Entwhistle
Guilty . . . ok now, crazy internet Entwhistle defenders, post below.

OK now
This is a good definition of Hubris I think.

Malach’s Quote of the Day

I am BATMAN!

Plugs
Episode 39 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is now up.

Also, Malach has put up his first article at the Royters News Service.  I am their sports editor, and I got an exclusive interview with the 2008 NBA Champs, the Boston Celtics.  Those of you familiar with the team will love this in depth interview.  I even got a quick interview with Greg Dickerson, not really my choice.

Also, Murk and I will be recording our next podcast this Saturday, so if you have questions for our Mailbag segment, make sure you email them to me.

Dear Malach

• Tiff writes: Dear Malach,I am in Boston. Wanna come ovah for a lobstah roll?SRSLY! E-mail me, for I don’t see your addy here, unless I’m doin’ it wrong!  Malach email is rubbersuitman@rubbersuitstudios.com . . . I never put it up here, but I will.  Your up there for a conference no?
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, My comment on religion yesterday couldn’t be posted - it kept telling me I had done it more than once - WHAT?  I talked about this a few days ago, cause I get a TON of spam comments (35K in the last 8 months) I have a spam filter on this blog.  It tends to block out direct links posted to Blogger.com cause there is so much spam on Blogger blogs.  I found it though, it is up.
• Murk writes: Dear Malach: Did Malicious Intent really play in your yard yesterday?  IDK, I wasn’t home most of the day, and got home around 7:30PM.  I checked this mornnig, and unless she left this steaming pile of dung, about 3′ high, I don’t think so.
• Toyi writes: Dear Malach, that is exactly what I thought for a 4 star army ladie too eh eh. I admit that once there was a police girl knocking on my door, I opened and I swear I thought it was a super model dressing a police suit. but of course way shorter than me (which have average heght)… man I thought, WHAT??? is this a joke? how can a delacated good looking woman like this can be a policy officer? yet I don’t want to find out the hard way eh e h following my cousin was walking and I saw his eyes coming out of his face and I could read his uncertanty as well eh eh.  Wow, I did not know you were into writing Lesbian Porn.
• Mike writes: Dear Malach, What was the question again?  ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA?

Len Bias
EXCELLENT ESPN E-Ticket article about Len Bias, his death, 1986, and the beginning of our loss of innocence.  We Celtics fans always look back at what could have been, this guy was good, check out some of the YouTube clips on him.  This is my fave.  People wanted to compare him to Jordan, but he was more Lebron James, 20 years earlier.

Shaq
FRACKIN’ Hilarious.  Shaq must of been drinking, he ain’t slurring his words.  “Tell me how my ass tastes” . . . new catch phrase for Malach?  I would also venture to guess, it don’t taste that good.  And they took his Sherriff’s Badge too.

Don Imus
I am not a fan, I pretty much hate Imus, but why is the world picking on him?  This has been his act for years, I mean if go after Howard Stern, he can take it.  C’mon Al Sharpton, take on Stern.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and let all get on a Japanese Game Show