Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs.
Tainted Love Erotic Stories updated with the final part of the Story of Jade (Chapter Five).  As always, TLES is rated mature.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Kayson Gabbard, who has done pretty well replacing Schilling in the lineup, pitched a shutout complete game tonight, endearing himself to the nation, and quieting the “Bring Back John Lester” mood.  Additonally, we got some power from the middle of the lineup.  Mood: Welcome to the Nation, Kayson Gabbard.

Ohh Asante Samuel . .
Have you not learned?  You been with the Pats for a while, you seen what happened to Lawyer Milloy, Ty Law, Deion Branch.  They still win.  They offered you 100x last years salary and that wasn’t good enough?  It’s the system Asante, they will plug someone else in.  This team was one play away from another Super Bowl, without a top quality WR last year becuase they would not go against their system . .  have you not learned?

Fun Fact about Malach number 758
In his sophmore year of high school, he ran for Class Emporer as a write in candidate and actual position and won.

Oh No Mahmoud!
Don’t worry, I don’t believe it, especially from a biased poll by those capitalist dog pig Americans.

HAHAHAHAHA
This is about the funniest dumbest crooks stories in awhile.

Oh and wait.
There are two of these stupid crooks stories tonight . . . I wonder if these nimrods are related?

MMMMM
Cheap steaks wrapped in pancakes . . .

Lindsay Lohan!
You go girl, and damn, she is even looking like Dana Plato . . .

Wow.
10 years later can X-Files still kick ass?  I suppose we will see.

Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day

I am Malach and I will crush your spirit.