Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Some Plugs
The latest chapter, Chapter 5, of Meet the Heroes is now loaded, also there is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.  Number 563 is perhaps Lucas best one in awhile and represents what I initially fell in love with in 8 1/2.

So you think you can play Softball?
Sandlot Softball and Malach are sponsoring a Softball Tourney to raise funds for Ma Special Olympics more specifically Greater New Bedford Special Olympics.  There is a whole page of information here, including registration forms, and a PayPal donation button for those of you who want to help, but don’t play softball or are out of the area.  Donation will go completely to Special Olympics via KMP and Friends Softball.

Now, Darren is the brainchild behind this . . . I pushed for coed teams.  My wife ain’t too happy with the fact it is not coed.  Perhaps I can change his mind . . . or maybe you can.  Yes, Malach will be there, and most of the Kombucha Mushroom People and the New Bedford Rangers will be too.  Too, this gives your team a chance to experment with wooden bats.

You are listening too . . .
Fight the Power, Public Enemy . . . and yes Dr. Murk, PE is protest music.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Double header, surprisingly smoked Lackey in the first game, and did I tell you Buchholz is gonna be good.  And then of course Gagne has to cough it up in the second game . .  . bye bye Wily Mo . . .

Fuggin’s Awesome
Pats signed Ty Warren today to a long term deal. . . the man is a good as Richard Seymour.  So uh, how about you Asante Samuel?

Sport Police Blotter for 8/17
Hey, I could make a living out of this.  Let’s start with Ron Mexico.  His NFL future looks to be in deep doo doo, and now there are people saying he is a dog executioner too . . . Maybe he can sign on with Cleveland, they will love him in the Dog Pound.  And at least his jerseys are going to good use.

Hey Jose Offerman, did you forget to take your meds?

Ummm . .
Ok, China, I understand you make crappy products and cut corners, but lead in children’s bibs?  So, when does Dubya declare a War on Lead Poisoning?

Fred Thompson
Wow, he’s one of those 1950’s cuckoo conservatives . . .

Yet more good news about the environment
Who needs ice anyway?

What!
THIS IS AMERICA GODDAMMIT!  WE DON’T EVER RUN SHORT ON BULLETS.

Yeah sure
Yeah, I am sure it was mistake  . .  I mean it is Arkansas.

I am Vladimir Putin . .
Childrens tummy kisser, and Russian Sex God! Hey Dubya, Vlady could kick your ass, take your shirt off!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey kids this is Method Man, and don’t drugs!  Excuse me while I spray milk out of my nose.  For my older readers this is like Dean Martin doing and anti-alcohol commercial.

Animal on Animal violence.
It is really sad, what one animal will do to another.  You must all stand together against the man . . . Mike Vick.

Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day

I am Malach and I like Elvis . . . In the Ghetto . . .