Randy Couture is my hero

Plugs
Just one today, some newer WoW t-shirts.  Oh wait, maybe too, can’t forget the newest [as] game, Orphan Feast

So uh, this strange softball pre-teen Kimmy, she likes Malach’s slow pitch pitching primer video.  It is in her sidebar.  I am not sure to be scared or flattered.

Randy Couture
Malach is a huge fan of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts).  Randy Couture proved once again last night that he is the man.  44 years old, won the Heavyweight Championship (again) earlier this year beating Tim Sylvia, a guy who was 14 years younger, 40 lbs heavier, and 6 inches taller, this is after a reign as Light Heavyweight Champion beating the likes of Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, and a few others, and prior to that winning Heavyweight title for the first time. 

Last night he fought Gabriel Gonzaga, a 16 year younger, 30lb heavier, undefeated, who I thought might have Couture’s number.  He just get’s better he gets older. 

I am really hoping the UFC signs Fedor Emelianenko who is perhaps the best fighter in the world, that would be a titanic clash.

Couture inspires me.  As I get older, I look at what he does, and think to myslef, what I can do.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
So, they are 7.5 up, they go into Yankee Stadium Tuesday, and the worst will be 7 up (Malach predicted this).  They have there three best pitchers going . . . and they are coming off a sweep of the White Sox where they out scored them 46 - 7.  I like our chances.  And yeah, Bobby Keilty, welcome to Red Sox Nation, you are our new Gabe Kapler . . Kevin Cash, also welcome, I see we no longer need Doug Mirabelli.

I think he’s dead.
And I bet there is a bunch of mobsters and casino companies hoping he is.

Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day

I can imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it.  - Jack Handey

I am Malach, and can’t you understand, gotta lend a helping hand


14 Responses to “Randy Couture is my hero”

  1. 1 Dr. Murk

    Did Sunshine die?

  2. 2 Chuck Norris

    I kill people.

  3. 3 AngryMan

    You’ve got a stalker, you’ve got a stalker!!!

  4. 4 Malach the Merciless

    Sunshine, I have a group of them, I need to scan them, will do it tonight.

    Sorry, Chuck Rag, Randy would kick your ass

    Yes, I have a couple of internet stalkers . .

  5. 5 C.Rag

    Not if I go down on him firt.

  6. 6 Dr. John Rebello

    As a Dr. I must admit, Couture is a freak of nature . . the Nolan Ryan of MMA

  7. 7 Cash

    I could kick Wussy Couture’s butt by biting his balls.
    LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

  8. 8 sara sue

    C.Rag could become the bait … she goes down on the HUMANS and then Cash takes their delicates off!

    Oh … I guess I should clean up my act if kids are reading, huh?

  9. 9 Malach the Merciless

    Doesn’t Cash eat his own feces?
    Kids? Yeah don’t want to get Kimmy Jealous

  10. 10 Mike

    I hope he is dead. I really want to go to Cuba before I die. Of course going after I die would be totally stupid because I would be…well, dead.

  11. 11 Malach the Merciless

    Cuba would be awesome

  12. 12 Eve

    Malach I am big MMA fan. Randy Couture just keeps getting better. I am not a huge Tito fan but I did watch a show on how he trains for a fight and it was crazy. I like Chuck too and George St Pierre is becoming one of my favorites.

  13. 13 Malach the Merciless

    Chuck vs. Wanderlai is coming soon . . . awesome!

  14. 14 Eve

    Yes in November. It should be very good.

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