How I detest top 40 radio.
Published August 28th, 2007 in .Plugs
There is a very funny new Sunshine, perhaps the best of all time, number 57, and an accompanying t-shirt.
Dr. Murk has also started a new project Blog vs. Blog Arena, Malach has signed up.
Also, Mike seems to have found a recent pic of Dr. Murk on his lastest post.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
The pressure of Red Sox v. Yankees . . . and the sad part? even if they get swept, they still have a 5 game lead.
Top 40 Radio.
Malach owns a wonderful but old 4 x 4. It is a 1988 Jeep Cherokee in sweet condition, stick shift, fun to drive. It does have a older radio in it (taking care of that soon). So, the local top 40 radio stations, frighteningly named FUN107, has it radio attenae locally, and it every so often inteferes with my radio.
Every morning on my way to work, around 7:45AM, it get interfered with in the same place on RT. 18 by FUN107, and wouldn’t you know it, they are playing the same song. Almost everyday, at the same time. And you know what, I actually kind of liked this song, cause I don’t listen to top 40 . . . now I don’t. Ella, Ella, Eh, Eh, Eh?
The Sports Police blotter for 8/28
Uhh, Lance Briggs? What do you have to hide? So uh . . HGH, didn’t seem to help did it Tim Couch? Um, who gets arrested twice in less that a month?
Hey.
Senator Craig is not GAY! He just likes to look . . . occasionally touch.
Owen Wilson
OK, so Malach feels guilty about making fun of his nose yesterday to find out he tried to commit suicide . . . I would too with that nose.
GOAT HEAD.
Wow, this has never happened to Malach and I have crazy clients. Though one of my co-workers had baby oil and talcum powder dumped on her car from a crazy former client.
Oh Yeah
The question is much easier to answer when you practice . . .
Malach Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach under your umbrella.
So Owen Wilson has about a bazillion dollars and he can’t get that stupid nose fixed? What’s wrong with that freak anyway? Someone said he was all broke up because his girlfriend dumped him. What a dumbass.
I heard he tryd to slit his wrists.
Makes ya wondr why he dint jus put th blade to th ol schnozz.
Let’s be sensible … that nose has one serious redeeming quality … it doubles as a cock. Bet he wouldn’t utilize it properly and that’s why his woman left.
Do you think that he was trying to reenact his brother’s part from Royal Tannenbaums?
As a mental health professional, I have dealt with the suicidal, I have even had someone feign to cut their wrists with a razor blade in my office.
Most people who are suicidal are seeking attention. If you think about it, how many people who attempt suicide are actually successful?
Why, it is pretty easy to kill yourself . . . cut your throat, you will bleed out in 30 seconds, blow your brains out, your dead.
Most suicides try overdosing (not easy way to kill yourself), or slashing wrists (not easy to reach arteries in wrists without basically cutting off your hands, it takes about an hour to bleed out from slashed wrists). I suppose to, I might try to commit susicide if I was constanly upstaged by that little gremlin Ben Stiller on film too.
Come On!
He was preparing for a role & things got out of “hand” when coke & heroin were involved.
Shit happens!
At least he’s not a foot tapper.
Maybe somebody sent him a goat head too.
“Milwaukee police have checked area meatpacking plants but found none that processed goats.”
I cannot tell you how relieved I am to hear that…
Must be a portagee
Sara Sue I was thinking the same thing! I have never received a goats head in a bag before but I have had someone threaten to beat me up in my office because I would waive her tardy. I work in a call center though so thats expected.
Eve … nice to know there’s another sick mind out there. Where’s your blog??
It is in my sidebar
Its Eve-616