I got the pink air-o-plane that makes the world get high!
Published September 24th, 2007 in .Plugs.
OK, I posted a special blogging news bulletin earlier today at this blog, read it now. Fine, hopefully it will fix itself in the next day or two. As for the Wand of Wonder, there are a number of new contributers there, that of course are not showing up, and can’t post yet. But I added a listing of contributers to our Third Option Media website blog archive. This is awesome it should help the WoW, get back to where it was about 6 months ago, very busy and very popular. There are still three other invites out, and if you want to be invited contact Malach. Hopefully this Blogger issue will clear up in the next couple of days and we can go post crazy.
You are listening too . . .
A very popular Crap Vacuum love song, FANTASTIC SIDE!. So pull up your loved one . . .
The Mood of Red Sox Nation.
Thanks Yankees for losing on our day off.
Skye
Just has the Kitty Flu, got some anti-biotics and she is feeling ALOT better (currently chasing the typing on the computer screen as I type). I am also working with the Animal Hospital about getting them a website, crossing the fingers.
Old Houses.
OK, Malach owns a 100 year old house, previous to this one he owned a 150 year old house. Got a lot of experience from working here for 5 years (’89 - 93), and owning old houses in home improvement. So my buddy at work just bought a 120 year old 2 family in the City. He has a lot of the typical issues, old cabinets, old heating system, and layer upon layer of ugly redecorating attempts. One of the nice parts about the old houses around here are they all have beautiful wooden floors and moulding. So, for the floors, he ripped all the carpet and will be redoing the floors, floors are all in good condition, except for two of the downstairs bedrooms.
Now, the bedrooms; this is about the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Now, back in the day, many people covered the wood floor to keep it warm in the winter, mostly old carpets. Whomever owned this house did the that, no big deal, in most houses, easy to rip out and refinish. He pulls up the carpet, and it looks like someone laid down plywood, that thei painted this ugly beige color . . . OK not uncommon, some people thought ahead and did this to protect the old wood floors for future use. But no, he looks closely and it is not plywood . . .he scrapes some off . . . no it can’t be. Someone covered the floor with saturated asphalt felt and used actual roofing tar to stick it to the hardwood floor . . . AND then painted the felt this ugly beige (of course lead paint) . . . needless to say he is putting laminate floor over the mess instead.
Ok, so I get to thinking about this when I went to lunch with him. My buddy is cursing the stupidity of the person, but I am like “Dude, give stupid people a break, I don’t know any stupid people who would do this, not even my mentally retarded clients”. He thinks, then I state, “this is not stupid, this is BIZARRE!” He agrees, and we decide that sometime about 30 years ago, someone was high, or mentally unstable when they did this floor.
Screw you New Bedford Police!
So, here’s Malach returning to work over the Fairhaven/New Bedford Bridge from a morning appointment in Fairhaven for kitty. He just gets over the bridge and this copper jumps out in the middle of the road and points me to the side of the road where there is another copper. Never seen a speed trap there is my 35 years living and hundreds of thousands of time crossing the bridge.
Copper comes up to my car and ask the stupid cop question of the day: “Uhh, you know why I pulled you over” . . .
Malach says, “I was probably over the speed limit”, I don’t think I was sarcastic.
“We clocked you at 47 in a 40 mph zone”.
Ok, now I am in shock, if you know anything about Masshole cops, they don’t pull you over unless you are 10mph+ over the limit. So I am kind of speechless, he takes my info, and goes to his car to check my records. Since I haven’t gotten a speeding ticket, or any ticket for that matter since 1994, I figure he gonna give me a warning. NO! Evidently someone had some quotas to pick up before the end of the month. Gives me a $50 ticket, and evidently MA, now adds $50 to all speeding tickets to go to head injury programs. Didn’t know that either and I am the Director for Disability Services for a local non profit.
So of course I say what? He explains it, I being cheerful say it is nice to know, being I work with head injured folks, especially one head injured person, I have taken off the NB Police Department’s hands, who been a real thorn in their side, until I got hold of him, and he was also referral from the Mayor. Thinking then, he give me a break, no, he hands me the ticket and says “Have a nice day.”
Stupid Cops.
Taking a blogging break . .
Gotta go watch me some HEROES! be back in an hour or so
GM
Well this should be good for business.
Seriously
Mamoo is crazy, but he is the man!
Hey
Any publicity is good publicity . . . and those Scientologist have some deep pockets.
Ohh Milton Bradley.
You just got sooo angry this time, you blew out your ACL. Good Job.
Well, Heroes as always, Frackin Rocked!
Thank you Ronald Reagan!
Now please Dubya, may I have another?
Nice
So maybe going into space ain’t such a good idea.
Hey Alanis Dumb Ass Morrissette.
This darling, is ironic, and not your stupid song by the same name.
MMMMM
Rare Albino Ratfish.
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and I would like to snort cocaine off your thighs
Oh God. I own an older house and have been working on it since I bought it. I have done this before, so I wasn’t really overwhelmed with things around here. I mean I have seen worse. The problem with this house is that nothing…and by nothing, I mean nothing is level or square. It has made remodeling a total freaking nightmare. In the end, I think this house (which appeared to need the least amount of work) may have just kicked my ass!!
Mamoo got his ass handed to him by Bollinger and I don’t think he was prepared for that. Hell, I don’t think any of us were ready for that.
Brooks Bollinger Kicked Mamoos ass? I must missed that one . . .
Sorry about the ticket. I thought I was safe in MA unless I was 10 miles over. Nice to know and sorry you had to learn it first hand. Glad to hear the kitty is going to be fine. Glad I have a 401K and I hope it will be enough by the time I retire so I dont have to depend on social security, because there wont be any! Love the qoute of the day!
Yes, we should trust the Bushies to fix social security. After all, they’ve shown how capably they can fix elections. And prison sentences.
Also, I owned an older house once. It was mostly built by very drunk people. That’s the only explanation I have.
OMG that albino rat fish was creepy as can be! I’ll have nightmares tonight.
I’m sitting here trying to count to a trillion. We are fucked.
Didn’t the cop know he was dealing with Malach the Fucking Merciless?
Yeah, you seemed pretty merciful in your dealings with that cop. Also, did you and your buddy watch The Money Pit after you stopped working?
President Bushwhack agrees Social Security has to be fixed, but won’t agree to benefit cuts or tax increases. On the surface that just looks nutty. Under the surface it just looks nutty.
Hey, at least our President is consistent.
That’s a cool albino fish! It would be even cooler grilled with some lemon and dill.
Eve: Yes, I am backing on a good 6:1 Pension and a 403 (B), but I want my $1800 SSI payment you bastards!
Phoebe: You got a point there, they are like the mafia, so should be able to fix SSI. I just don’t understand, how much money per year goes into the system? They don’t know how to invest this proper and know how to make billions off of it . . .oh wait, Reagan borrowed most of it and never paid it back . .
PP: Them’s good eating
Sue: Wow, I got up to 25 and got bored, how far did you get?
C.Rag: So, I hit the Mayor’s website link a hundred times, so he will track back here . . he knows who I am and he owes me at least one favor.
Angryman: Well, I have to admit, I had a katana hid under the seat . . I thought about it.
Colonel: True, we have to give Dubya credit for being consistent.
De Pope has the oldest house of anyone reading this blog, yes, yes. Malach, I owe you a Papal favor, shall I excommunicate these pigs? Hoho!
As a Doctor, I would suggest one cooks the ratfish first . .
agree with Malach, he is the MAN…
I would love to have anyone or maybe Bush go to the University and answer questions too…easy to sit in the audience ready to throw something, not easy to be on the chair expecting to be the target of people waiting to see what sounds unapealing to attack you.
I never see anything wrong with expressing my own views, yes sometimes I don’t like the views of others but are theirs anyways and are personal and can be expressed whether sound apealing or not to mines.
Even sometimes when we agree in some views, but the reason behind them are still different.
Don’t get me wrong, Mamoo is charasmatic, and has the loopy views on the world which entertain, but as far as being a world leader?
He stomps all over human rights, free speech and such. If you are non-muslim you are a target. He rules through fear and intimidation.
Would Bush stand up in the crowd like him? No, it would political suicide for most politicians, but, at least so far, Dubya won’t put me in jail, or execute me for opinions I express in this blog.
“so far”
I am not denying so..
I am not surprised of his answers
yes he is still a leader
he is very controversial lol
he is crazy
he is nuts
You like my little “so far”. I also liek to use “as of yet”.
Oh man ticket sucks!
I’m going to blog about Mamoo tomorrow. I’m too angry to do so now!
Btw, hate this song!
Mother Hen: Anti-Sexification?!