It don’t matter if your a girl or a guy . . .
Published September 25th, 2007 in .Plugs
Just a few today. There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven. And read the comments, evidently Lucas is putting up old comics he forgot put up . . .
Blogger fixed the issue with the blogs over at Third Option Media. Both The Wand of Wonder (which I am going to start calling The WoW 2.0 with all the new changes) and The Pope’s blog are back in business, thank God, cause The Pope has been a real pain in the ass about something out of my control. Hey Pope, take a look at this.
Also, after an absence Cash is back. So, there is a bit of a “bloggerspiracy” that Angryman, and C.Rag are actually husband and wife, and they post for Cash their dog . . . well, I am about to blow this whole thing open. Cash, and Polanski have both been missing, so Polanski and Cash are the same blogger, in addition, Angryman, C.Rag, Dr. Murk, and Polanski are also all the same blogger.
See, that was easy to follow no?
Sorry again.
Malach is 0 - 2 in guessing his blogging buddies sexes. Preposterous Ponderings, is also female, not male like I assumed. I also found out PP has grandchildren, slighty younger than my kids . . .NICE! That mean she is either about the age of my parents (mid to late 50’s), or one of those “had all my kids before the age of 15 ladies” bonus either way!
What is also cool, is I found two of these ladies in the past couple of days (PP and Tequila Mockingbird) both a generation away (one before one below) that are similar to me in many ways . . . similar humor, ideas, and tastes.
Debate
So, today I was at a forum, and these kids were going on bashing Scientology . . . now I am all for bashing Scientology, but their logic was that it was created by a science fiction writer, hence, Scientologies myth is science fiction. Of course Malach had to butt in. Malach put forth this question.
“Become and outsider to this world, and it’s teachings; isn’t any religion, Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, etc, just science fiction any way?”
Now of course it made them think. I then followed up with the old “So, if Jesus came around today, wouldn’t you all think he is a kook?” And then I went on that the problem with Scientology is it’s moral message is enigmatic, intentionally so.
Then I left them with their smoking grey matter.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
So, Yanks are up, Sox are up, lets try reducing the magic number guys. Manny’s back, and Youk is back, cool.
There you go . . .
Mamoo . .
He’s like the modern day Nikita Kruschev in a way, no? Too bad he didn’t like slam a sandal on the podium . . . It’s gonna be really hard for any of you other nut job world leaders to knock Mamoo off the top spot of my list . . by all means, you are welcome to try.
So, uh, Mike Vick . .
Was it worth it? By the time you get back to the NFL to display your crappy QB skills, you will be 42.
The Republican Party and the Black Vote
Roland S. Martin asks: Why is the GOP scared of black voters? Well, they’re are all old rich white men. And one of those black voters is probably armed . .
Hey Batman
You can’t let the Joker get away with this one . . .. maybe this film is turning into Poltergeist.
Hey John Henry!
Wanna pass around some of the $$ with your loyal fans of Red Sox Nation?
MMMMMM
Cooked foot . . . I’d sell the thing on E-Bay
Hey Chief . .
You give me all this land, and I give you a shoe. Ok, you can have some firewater too.
MMMMMM
Randy Monkey marinated in urine and feces.
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and today’s Venture Bros. video is dedicated to PP.
I think that Polanski is actually Mamoo. It all makes sense if you think about it. Polanski rewrites history. Mamoo rewrites history. Polanski talks funny. Mamoo talks funny. Mamoo is in New York. Polanski is missing. Coincidence? I think not.
I am not sure about Angryman, C.Rag and Cash anymore. Someone who shall remain nameless (unless she wants to fess up here) suggested to me last week that they may all be the same person. It’s an interesting theory and it may mean we have someone with multiple personality disorder in our midst.
Skye is even cuter than I remembered!
Hey, that town in N.C. is so close to where I was born … those are MY people leaving their amputated body parts in cookers, y’all!
“So we think the alpha males might use urine-washing to convey warm, fuzzy feelings to females …” This describes half the guys on Craig’s List.
I don’t know about this foot theme today. It’s bad enough finding a severed foot in your pressure cooker, but to be referred to as “Maiden Man” in the news stories just adds insult to injury.
To set the record straight Malach Poopypants I had my 1st kid when I was 20. I will be 41 mid Oct. so buy me something nice.My oldest son has a 1 & 2 year old…hence the grandkids… And before you ask all my kids are by the same man and I’m not Catholic or Mormon. Just a sex feind! :o)
What I don’t understand is why everyone though I was a guy……….
So there you have it! Bite me!
PrePon,
I knew you were a woman. Malach is gender confused.
LET ME SET THE RECORD!
I AM XENU SO THEREFORE I AM EVERY BLOGGER EXCEPT THE LAMES ONE ANGRYMAN, MURK, The Pope, & JediMacFan.
CASH! I AM SORRY, I ACCIDENTLY DELETED YOUR COMMENT, GETTING RID OF ALL MY SPAM! IT IS NOT PART OF SOME CRAZY HU-MAN CONSPIRACY!
So, Joey is really a dog?
Also, who would a thunk that the Cubs and Red Sox both would not have clinched the division by this point in the season? I’m basically saying that the Red Sox should have clinched now and that it sucks that they’re in the same boat as the Cubs.
I will kill you.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Well, if the Cubs had the Yankees in their division they’d never win anything. I think Mammoo should stay in New York and take over as Yankees manager when Torre finally has had enough.
The threat of beheading would shape that bullpen right up.
Why on Earth would anymore store a severed foot in a grill? Religious reasons? And for that matter, what hill billy doctor allowed them to keep the foot? There are biohazard laws in this country.
Woah the child, De Pope will help you with your ‘queer’ies, yes, yes. Haha de pope make a gay joke! De pope say Malach is a fairy boy!
That is not the real popes blog, no, no. They won’t even let me post there. Plus, they have not posted in more than a year.
Scientology is incorrect, they are just there for the money, yes, yes. Now about your indulgences . . .
I bless your kitty cat, yes, yes, she will need the protection for your evil sexual desires.
As for the foot. De pope is speechless.
Mike: See, one thing about wordpress that is fun, is you get to see commenters, IP addresses and e-mails. In addition, I have some inside information of the whole conspiracy members, but I like a good mystery.
So, your right Polanski is Mamoo . . I am going to work on a WoW post on this one.
Sara: Yeah, Maiden, NC. Interesting name. So, you think he cooked the foot or something? Imagine the smell in that cooker.
Phoebe: Yeah, someone was a smart ass in editing
PrePon: I think it had to do in part with your interests, which are somewhat male, and your avatar, which is male.
C.RAG: ALL HAIL XENU!
Angry: Hmm, I might add that to my conspiracy. Wel, the Sox are now up three in the division. Injuries hurt them at the end, and the fracking Yankees have played like .750 ball since the all star break.
Cash: Again I am sorry, ALL HAIL CASH! Unfortunately cause of the popularity of my website, and this being the only part of the website that is interactive, I get ALOT of spam, that I am constantly deleting.
Colonel: And Steinbrenner is crazu enough to do that
Dr. John: Yes, it confuse me also
Pope a Dope: My cat heads just starting spinning
Alright Mike, I’m fessing up. I’m the blogger who thinks that Angry, C.Rag, Cash AND Joey are all the same person. I just can’t figure out why Joey has an ISP in Nebraska. I think it’s to throw me off the trail because I’m so close.
awe, your cat looks so soft. i want to pet it. i wish i liked people as much as i like animals. i guess if people werent such douchebags maybe i would.
wtf is up with someone cooking a foot? that’ awful. everyone knows you are supposed to FRY human meat. i would think in north carolina everyone would be aware.
also, if Prepon and i are similar to you, does that mean we can easily steal your soul by only using your ISP?
So, of course the guy had saved his foot for religious purposes uhh? lol
Sara: there are Poles in Nebraska . . that is why he still uses a dial up connection!
Tequila: Malach, being a demi-God, has no soul
Toyi: Hey, that is what his mother said . . . and they don’t live that far from you.
Malach–Yeah, sitemeter gives me a little insight into who is who also. It’s interesting what I have found out so far. HA!
oh as longest the ritual is to keep his own foot & stay away from me…