Kissing Like a Bandit, Stealing Time . .
Published September 28th, 2007 in .Plugs.
Quite a few today, but first, let me state, that I worked most of the day on the latest JesusMan! This was one of the only Fridays I had no contracted work, and I got the episode half finished.
There is a new 8 1/2 By Eleven. Chapter Sixteen of Meet the Heroes is now up.
Also the WoW. I have renamed it The Wand of Wonder 2.0. It is a new era, not only is it getting posted to again on a regular basis, they are all cool posts. It is like we turned back the clock a year ago. A post in particular I want to point out, gives your some info on what Murk and I are working on, and it’s big. But there are like 8 new articles up so check them out.
The Angry Piper continues his narrative on his trip to Ireland, Day 3 part 1 and part 2 are now up. Awesome reads.
Also, if your looking for pics of Lindsay Lohan pantyless you can find them here (there go the searchphrase hits).
You want more nudes, how about a nekkid chick from a 1979 slasher movie? Wish her a happy brithday.
You are listening too . . .
Wishing Well, from Terence Trent D’Arby, aka Sanada Maitreya. Why praytell is Malach playing this?
- It is an attempt to seduce the Angry Piper
- Me and my kids went to 99 for dinner. They were playing 80’s hits, and this song came of, of course my 4 year old blonde cutie daughter started dancing and gyrating to it and asked me to put it up on my website . . . there you go.
- TTD is pretty cool
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Dice K was rolling until the 8th. . .But if he gets out, which he just did the the DP. They will win, and bring the magic number down to 1, or win the Division if the Yanks lose (they are up 8 - 6 in the 7th). Ok Sox win . . we will see.
MMMMM
Brains.
Can you see it?
Kiefer Sutherland next big hit . . . . 8760!
Well, I suppose after delivering 11 kids
A 17 pound one would be no problem, I will ask my wife.
Hey, look what Angry Man is up to.
Well he’s lawyer, let’s see him get out of this one.
I’ll be right back
Just gotta go check my attic.
So, uh . .
Isn’t this the guy from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? Yeah whats his name, Ty Pennington . . . see for yourself. Really, is anyone with that type of moustache trust worthy?
Soon, very soon.
Malach will own a cloned wolly mammoth, and then there will be Hell to pay.
Myanmar
Well, now they cut the internet, nor wonder those monks are unhappy, what else is there to do for a Monk but YouPorn, MySpace and Video Games.
Well now.
This could have helped that Russian lady with the 17 lb kid.
Mamoo
Brother you need to stop, this would probably be the most popular YouTube video of all time. Mamoo, you need to be like a stand up comedian, despotic ruler doesn’t suit you. As always Mamoo, I have an open invitation to you at Stool Sample Webcomics. Anything you want to publish, how about, you never answer my calls.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductees for 2007
- Madonna: Don’t really get that one, someone want to argue a pro in the comments go right ahead
- John Mellencamp: Ehh? Slow year for the Hall?
- The Beastie Boys: Interesting Pick, very creative and influential, deservings
- Donna Summer: Also interesting, though, not nessecarily a long influencing career
- Chic: I don’t really see that, had some genre hits, but . . . . If I think about it, Chic has some huge influence on modern R&B/Hip Hop
- Afrika Bambaataa: Definitely, no rap with out him
- Leonard Cohen: Most Defintely, probably influenced everyone on this list and half the people in there already
- Dave Clark Five: Yes, very influential early British Invasion band, made some competition for the Beatles
- The Ventures: Yes, huge influence on many of the bands of the 60’s especially their guitar work.
And once again thanks.
Malach Slow Pitch Softball Pitching Primer is 6500+ views after 6 weeks.
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and you wouldn’t like me when I give a speech, but everyone else does.







So, I am watching NESN right now, and watching 8000 fans at Fenway, watching the Yankees game to see if they lose, classic Red Sox Nation.
Also, I forgot to post this. This is tomorrow, I will be there, if you would like to support it, you can donate via my wife First Giving Widget in my sidebar.
Yankees, lose, on all things a Suicide Squeeze . . . . Boston Red Sox, your 2007 AL East Division Champs
DAMMIT!!!! (You know why.) Sorry.
That wasn’t me, that was one of my several body doubles. Remember all the ones that Hussein had? Same thing. I’m also a dictator like Hussein. The Kurds better watch out.
HTGT: Why? Sox win? Hate TTD?
Angryman: Lame excuse
ok, so let me get this straight- you find $100,000 cash in your attic, and you already know that there was a murder in the house a few years ago- and you turn the money over to the cops because you’re afraid the murderer might come back for it without even trying to find out what happened to the murderer? [who died of an overdose in prison].
ok.
GO SOX!!!
I love Terence Trent Darby.
AND I love Madonna!!
So there.
If I found 100,000 tax free dollars in my attic, I would be partying like a rock star. There is no way I would say a word to anyone. Jesus. Some people are just plain stupid.
I have my order in now for a cloned wolley mammoth. We could have cloned wolly mammoth wars.
Mamoo is going to rule the world!!
What? The Super Suckers are getting in the Hall? That makes De Pope mad, yes, yes
Things That Piss Me OFF # 26:
I am not a member of Wonder Wand!!!!
Yes the Red Sox won and I want the tee shirt!
Malach as soon as I read Terence Trent D’Arby I thought you were trying to wooo the Piper. Then I read number 1 and laughed. Monks watching porn will be stuck in my head all day.
Damn it I did it again. Sorry. I keep forgetting to put in my name. Arrrr
This is Toyi, is my birthday today and I am not naked!!!
Colonel: Why is that stupid people only ever find money
HTGT: Yes, but should Maddy be in the Hall of Fame? I’m not sure . .
Mike: Why even report it, keep it in a matress
Poper: I think you meant are not, I know English is not your first languafe
PrePon: Should be taken care of at this moment
Eve: Just register, and stay signed in, will solve your problem, Registeration button in at the top
Toyi: I got something tonight.
Thanks for the plug. I love JesusMan.