Stunts call Me Honey if the Feel Real Hot!

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Ok, there is a very strange Fetus-X.  I am not totally sure what Mr. Millikin is going for here except some type of Mondrian/Van Gogh cross.  The artist in me sort of loves it.

There is also a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, the latest strip is 582, and it has kind of been disappointing after the Nillian/Leyla break up foreshadow and it never occurring, DRAMA LUCAS DRAMA!

And, Sunshine 62 is now up, and this one is for the kids.  This one is fun and also has it’s own t-shirt

Sunshine 62 shirt

  Sunshine 62
  by
  
Malach
Get this custom shirt
  at Zazzle

Sexy, no?

Also, De Pope keeps getting funnier and funnier, he loaded his old theme music on his blog, take a listen

So, Not Pats, No Red Sox?
Sox tomorrow, I think I can last!

Hey Anucha Browne Sanders!
So, uh, you like white guys?  2 kids, artist?

And this is a little inspiration from Mother Hen:

Five Snacks you Enjoy:

  1. Saltines
  2. Cheese
  3. Carrot Sticks
  4. Swedish Fish
  5. Fruit Snacks

Five Songs You Know All the Lyrics too:

  1. Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
  2. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
  3. Fireball Stomp - The Amazing Royal Crowns
  4. Don’t Believe the Hype - Public Enemy
  5. Wish you Were Here - Pink Floyd
    There are lots more but they came immediately to mind

Five things you would do if you were a million

  1. Do this stupid shit for a living (Web stuff)
  2. Buy a bigger house (yes bigger than the one I live in which is 2000 sq. ft)
  3. Be a philanthropist
  4. Fund stupid things like searches for Loch Ness Monsters
  5. By a pro sports team

Five Bad Habits

  1. Although I have gotten much better, I still bite my fingernails
  2. Pick my nose
  3. Squeeze zits
  4. Spit
  5. Pout

Five Things you Like Doing

  1. Painting
  2. Drawing
  3. Sports
  4. Gaming
  5. Reading

Five Things you will never wear again

  1. An Altar Boy Robe
  2. Shoes without socks
  3. A watch
  4. MC Hammer style pants
  5. A thomg

Five Favorite Toys

  1. My PC
  2. My Jeep
  3. D20 RPG Games
  4. Heroscape
  5. My 18V Drill

Blackwater
Now don’t these guys seem like a lot of fun to hang out with?

Hey Israel
Now, don’t go getting all crazy here.  Is it just me, but will Israel someday just turn on every country that’s ever been supporting it?

Kim Jong Il.
You really dissappoint me, what happened to your nutty insanity?  Will the real Kim Jong Il please stand up?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know I once say Brian Dennehy at the Providence Place Mall.

Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day

I am Malach, and I am the $6.39 man


19 Responses to “Stunts call Me Honey if the Feel Real Hot!”

  1. 1 Phoebe Fay

    You’ll never wear a thong *again*? Are you going to tell us about your earlier days of thong wearing?

  2. 2 sara sue

    Malach in a thong would make a wonderful Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday post!

    No damn wonder I can’t get a parking place at the mall.

  3. 3 AngryMan

    If you mention Van Gogh in a post, you have to cut off someone’s ear. It’s the law.

  4. 4 Eve

    Come on Malach, show us your thong!

  5. 5 mike

    I was going to comment, but the image of you in a thong has left me speechless.

  6. 6 Dr. John Rebello

    Anucha doesn’t want you, she wants a Doctor!

  7. 7 Pope Benedict XVI

    You bad habits are sings of possession . . EXCORCISM TIME, YEAH!

    Thanks for the help loading de pope’s them music, I remove one of the black marks from you soul, yes, yes.

  8. 8 Toyi

    hahahahahahh

    that pope blog article was soo funny!!!

    hohoohohohoho brother Israel & Syria fighting again… I guess I red it in a book (a very important book)

  9. 9 Colonel Colonel

    The mall story illustrates something about American life (or probably life everywhere)- if you’re wearing work clothes and appear to know what you are doing, and are working busily, nobody is going to ask you any questions about whether you should be there or not. Probably because their afraid you might ask them to lend a hand.

    So here’s the plan- The League of Fantastic Bloggers will dress up like workmen and convene with barrows and mortar and cinderblocks and trowels outside the White House this Friday morning at 10…

  10. 10 C.Rag

    I don’t think a feathered cock would fit in a thong.

  11. 11 Malach the Merciless

    Phoebe: I have worn one a times . . . other than that no comment

    Sue: I would have to shave first

    Angryman: Gonna sue me again?

    Eve: Perhaps . . .

    Mike: I have tendecy to do that, it’s my rippling muscles

    Dr. John: I’ll fight you for it

    Pope: Wasn’t me, was Christopher Morris, your confused, not surprising

    Toyi: The Book of Enoch? The Necronomicon? The Gita?

    Colonel: LOFB! LOFB! LET’S DO IT!

    Rag: That is where the shaving comes in

  12. 12 C.Rag

    You mean plucking.

  13. 13 Toyi

    Malach don’t be foolish, you know it…..you know it,

    cough ough, I should write a review about THE book.

  14. 14 Tequila Mockingbird

    hoooray for swedish fish!!

    as much as you say “no comment” about your thong days, i am still hungry for more info. or a picture. it’s still not too late to get your pic submitted for ‘whip out the wangs wednesday’. i’m sure everyone would understand if you didnt manage to get it in until next wednesday.

  15. 15 Preposterous Ponderings

    So only $6.39?

  16. 16 HOT4ANGRYMAN

    You’re okay.
    You are not a chick trying to get into my AngryMan’s pants.

    His GOLDEN PENIS is mine.

  17. 17 jedimacfan

    I really like that red background thing you have going when you reply here. Is that a plugin for WP and if so could you please tell me what it is? Seems much easier than typing bold names to reply to everyone.

    Thanks.

  18. 18 Malach the Merciless

    C.Rag: And you mean humping?

    Toyi: Zen and Motocycle Repair?

    PrePon: I had a t-shirt is college that said: Love 4 Sale, $5.95 and hour” so the rate has gone up.

    Tequila: Perhaps a donation button if you want to see Malach in a thong?

    C.Hot4Angrymanrag: I might be a chick . .

    Jedimacfan: Good to see you. I use a specially cool template, and I added the highlight myself, I will try to find the PHP code.

  19. 19 toyi

    Go away Malach… no temptation allowed.

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