Gotta Launder, my Karma
Published October 4th, 2007 in .Plugs
There is some new poetry from Christopher, this one is nicely done and called The Urchin. I also spent 4 hours editing the CAR Podcast #4, it was really messed up, and I got only about half done, you believe I get paid for doing this crap? That wil be up soon.
Also, check out the funny blogroll De Pope put up on his blog today, and Popey, you didn’t answer the challenge yet.
Malach’s Compliment
So, in the non virtual world, Malach is the Director for Disability Services for a very large non - profit, and this may surprise some of you, a Catholic Charities based non - profit. My job is very different, because I am not beholden to state or federal funding agencies (at least not much) I can pretty much run my department as I see fit and do what ever services I see fit with little or no restriction. This in turn has made Malach pretty famous locally, in tight with a lot of local bigwigs, because of my lack of restrictions, I am know as the guy who can get things done without a ton of red tape. I get constant referrals from the Bristol County Sheriff’s Office, the DA, The City of New Bedford, The Mayor, The Police, Senator Montigny, and Barney Frank’s Office, Welfare, etc, etc. They know, I don’t have any parameters, and go after what I need for clients, also, because I try to handle anything, I get stuck with some really tough clients who others can’t service.
Because my job duties change by the second sometimes, I always find it hard to describe what I do simply. So today, I am at a meeting of partners at the Department of Employment and Training, with all the City Big Wigs. Most of them know me, and those that don’t want to meet me. They asked me to try and briefly describe what I do, I started by saying that is hard to do, and then I was interrupted. One of the mayor’s assistants, who I have never said:
“I can tell you what Malach does. You see all these different organizations here, you guys, you all are like tiles, you fit in a neat square, you service those clients that fit into that square parameters. Everyone at this table is a tile, and together we make up a wall of services . . . Malach, he is the grout, that fills in the cracks and holes.”
Perfect description.
Well
Indians are DESTROYING the Yankees . . .
Marion Jones
This isn’t really shock considering her ex-husband went to jail for being a distributer. Most of the guys and girls in that era were juicing.
Senator Craig
Hey Larry, just become a Democrat and move to MA, we love our homosexual Senators. Hey Chick, give us your opinion.
Hey NASA
You better get up there first and plant all that stuff on the Moon from your supposed first visits. Maybe the LAPD can help you.
Carol Ann Gotbaum
So there’s some video of her arrest, and yeah, went a little cuckoo. Funny though, with this age of technology and such, the cameras in the Phoenix SkyHabor Airport, make every look like a fat midget. Of course, I have never been to Phoenix, that just might be how they grow them out there.
MMMMM
Duck Billed Dinosaur
Wal-Mart
You rock, but I hate you. But still you rock.
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and save me Jim Jones
I love that bit about Jonestown. They guy in the black hat is JDfAM. He invades my soul.
It is nice to know you are grout!
Believe it or not, Walmart here already has their Christmas stuff displayed.
I liked Christopher’s poem. I am completing my “tag” tomorrow.
You know that C.Rag is going to eat you alive with that job description…hole filler.
I used to perform a very similar function in my old company. I was the plant manager for a manufacturing company and I actually gave a shit. Then one day, out of the blue, I stopped caring and haven’t cared since. In some ways it feels better not caring, but it is a lot less fulfilling.
I checked out the Popes blogroll. I am the dirty old man? Isn’t that like The Pope calling a priest a child molester? I mean I totally confess to the dirty part, but old is a relative term.
I so love Chick Tracts. I’d come here just for the Chick tract links. I love how homosexuals haven’t changed their hairstyles in 4000 years.
Plus, grout = good.
Chick has mad skillz!
The deal with Carol Ann … I am not sure but doesn’t it take a while for someone to choke to death? Where were the cops while she was choking?
Hurry up with the dang pod cast! Will the Poop be guest starring?
I had to explain to a friend of mine what Jones Town was … damn kids!
Almost forgot … the description of you is so flattering. What did you say when he finished?
I’m so jealous. No-one has ever described me as ‘grout’.
anaglyph, you are grout.
I was once told during an office meeting that I was the vaginal fluid that makes everything wet.
After C.Rag’s comment I’ve completely forgotten what I was going to say.
I’m surprised that the Church will let you have anything to do with Barney Frank. Him being a butt-pirate and all that.
Murk: Don’t you mean J*sse D*buc from *ttleboro M*
Eve: The Fairhaven Wal Mart started, but only a little
Mike: When I stop caring, It will affect people’s lives and it will be time to leave
Pheobe: Chick is the man, and since no one figured it out, the pic on my about page is the only know picture of Jack Chick, I admit it, I am Jack Chick.
Sara: depends, I could choke you out in 10 seconds, but to kill you, it takes about 3 minutes. The cops left here there to vent. Podcast will be next week. Malach just stole his employers version of Sound Forge, so I have offered to help with the editing, and Murk is busy with our Monster Project. I said: Wow, thanks, that perfectly describes my job, can I use it?
Rev: Murk did
C.Rag: I am not sure that is a compliment, it would make the office very messy
Colonel: Could early onset Alzheimer’s too
Angryman: The only limits I have on my job are I cannot discuss abortion or birth control. I have several gay clients, and they have no problem with that.
Ah, yes, abortion is the great evil, yes, yes. Much more evil than overpopulating the earth, yes, yes. Of course you could avoid abortion and overpopulation with birth control, yes, yes, but that is the tool of Satan, yes, yes.
I am curious, though, about one thing. What is the Church’s viewpoint on homosexuality? Do they want you to encourage them to seek counseling about being gay, or do they just stay out of it? I hope they just stay out of it.
They pretty stay out of my job, I have even told the Bishop, if I have to start preaching Catholic Doctrine, I won’t be there.
See, funding for this non profit comes from many sources, my boss has been smart and diversified. The Church view is the good work we do reflect well on the Catholic Name, and that is all they care about.
As for Birth Control and Abortion, yes, I am not “supposed” to talk about it, that is all I will say, but I have no problem refering to those other services.
The Catholic Church’s official stance. Homosexuality is a sin, but Homosexuals are still people to be treated with dignity.
I am not a preacher, neither are any of my co workers.
so… if you are the director for the disability services, does this mean you can get me a handicapped parking permit?
“What is the Church’s viewpoint on homosexuality?”
homosexuality in the bible is on the same line of a lier or any fallen human nature, The Holy spirit is the only hope to conquer over human nature…
in order for youto have the holy spirit, you have to recognize that to want to become under God’s comand, that Jesusis your Lord, be baptized and recieve the Holy spirit… after that well yes you need some guidance but just as much of any person needs, the holy spirit willwork trhough you as you feed your spirituality and things like homosexuality and lies and other human fleshy behaviors die.
Now depends what order you want to do it you will see results.
If a person don’t really want to leave the habits then don’t do it. Stay where you are.
God works in us through the holy spirit, what we can’t do God can.
Filling cracks and holes?
What a description and I’m impressed.
Hmmmm, since you run Disability Services - does that mean you can discriminate disabled people openly? You have to right? If I show up at your office with no disability whatsoever, you can’t possibly entertain me. Your job allows you to discriminate non-disabled people. Hhmm, that is really cool!
Tequila: depends, are you disabled? Can you prove it?
Toyi: That is just one Church’s Opinion
Mother Hen: Yes, but I just refer them to our department that deals with persons without disabilities, basic needs.
Is how is explained in the bible well said, followed strongly by our reference Christ… even him being the son of God had to do this… is not a church opinion. Even Jesus was baptized and also received the holy spirit.
Be ready because what I will say now is very deep and not everybody gets it.
For us Christians
Who is the best discipler? Christ
Did Christ make disciples? maybe
1 denied him
1 betrayed him
1 didn’t believe he was alive and had to touch his hands to believe
and everyone else went to hide because they were scared of the local authorities and feared death.
So when do really the disciples of Christ started working for Christ and left behind their persona gain making miracles, preaching and getting really killed for his cause?
after Christ ascended to heaven and they received the Holy Spirit.
Now lots of churches do what is not in the bible?… yes that is different.
Toyi, you would make a good Nun, but we would have to change some of your stupid thoughts on Jesugod, yes, yes.
I don’t want to be a nun.. I want to enjoy what God gave me… you should too. ya know eh eh