The ABC’s of Malach the Merciless
Published October 22nd, 2007 in .Plugs
Tonight there are a couple. There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven with Leyla looking all sexified! Also Meet The Heroes has been updated. Issue Two Part 2 is now up.
ABC
Several of Malach Blogging Buddies got tagged with an ABC meme, but did not tag Malach so I decided to do it myself. The basic premise is to go through the alphabet, A-Z and say something about yourself, so here it goes:
A: I am an Artist.
B: My wife and kids are Beautiful and mean the workd to me.
C: I am a little Crazy, willing to take risks and embarass myself.
D: I hate to Drive. In fact, I will be the first one in line to buy a car that drives itself.
E: I love Egg Salad Sandwiches, I love them so much, I have eaten them out of vending machines and can eat like 5 in one sitting; this relates to letter G.
F: I am a very Funny person, love to laugh and always quick with a witty comment, even at a staff meeting or performance review. I don’t always think this comes across well on my blog, as I am not a really skilled writer. Also, I write and draw Fat Bug, when I first did it, I tried to convinve people a guy named Mr. Rubbersuitman did it.
G: I am often Gassy, especially after eating a ton of egg salad.
H: The top of my Head is missing a lot of Hair, DAMN YOU MATRIACHAL GENES! On the plus side, National Geographic states this month, baldness will be a thing of the past by 2010. The only thing I miss about that hair is growing my hair long.
I: I once owned two Iguanas, one was named Smaug, the other Ignatius.
J: I draw the webcomic JesusMan! and only do occasional edit writing to it.
K: My wife name begins with a K.
L: By Golly, this Lollipop is following me.
M: I have been lifting weights for about a year and a half, my my Muscles are big.
N: I have Never been to a gentlemen’s club, Never had any interest in it.
O: I drink One glass of Orange juice everyday, pretty much.
P: I am a very good softball Pitcher.
Q: I can be Quiet when meeting people for the first time.
R: I am a member of Red Sox Nation
S: I still believe Super powered beings are real, and I will find them and become one of them, though, I would never go on that stupid Stan Lee reality show, nor willing expose myself to gamma radiation; but I would drink a Super Soldier Serum, volunteer to get bit by a radioactive spider, or line my bones with metal.
T: I like to Talk, but I like intelligent converstation.
U: My favorite kind of Underwear is boxer briefs.
V: I am not Violent, but I like to watch it on TV.
W: I very much enjoy Water parks.
X: I LOVE XMas.
Y: I Yawn alot at work, get bored like today.
Z: One of my life goals is to reach the Zenith of Mt. Everest. To me, that is about the most spiritual thing I can think of.
So now, lets tag:
Malach Predicts:
Red Sox in 5
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and that is a sandwhich I’d love to be stuffed in.
In the interest in keeping the cosmos in balance, I have covered enough strip bars for both of us. Hell, to be honest, if you have a few friends that haven’t been to any, I probably got them covered too.
How I so look forward to my meme…NOT! :oP Paybacks are a bitch.
I think it’s funny they’re called “gentleman’s clubs.” It sounds so stuffy and tweed-suited. I suspect the reality is somewhat different.
Nibbles still can not say the ABC’s. I get confused around M because alot of fast letters.
Mike: I see, Buddhism at work
Prepon: Suck it up
Phoebe: Yeah, I would go to one of those and act all English and uppity
Nibs: Nice Email.
what the heck??? is this a narcisist blog now?
eh eh eh eh
PJ Harvey and Bjork, you got problems . .
De Pope will take up your challenge you eunich!
Hmmm. Will Der Pope’s start-
Altar
Boys
Crouching
Down ???
I have to concur with the Doc except I would do Bjork in that swan outfit.
Good list! Will make you egg salad sandwiches one day
And Xmas is coming! Oh I love Xmas too, except that I get stressed out about what to cook for Xmas this year.
your ABC’s differed much from mine. i think there were at least 5 alchahol related references in mine. good list though!
Toyi: It always has been
Dr. John: I wouldn’t talk, you probably into Lindsay Dana Plato Lohan
Pope: you do that child raper.
Colonel: That’s if he can spell
Mother: yay, will you send them to me in the Mail like Tequila Mockingbird did?
Tequila: Malach rarely drinks anymore
you know that is why its impossible to have peace in this world eh eh
Something it was revealed to me just a second ago
Men’s peace is “control”
muuhhhahahaahahahhahhahaha
Dissing me! I see how it iz.
I’ll be alls James Lipton up on ur ass.
Toyi: Peace is flowing like a river
Rag: Sorry, missed it, I love eccentric women. And James Lipton is the a Pimp Called Slickback
really? what peace you speak about?
until men changes their human nature, there will be no peace in this world (no is not about religion, is not about crap singing) is about human nature …there has never been peace in this world.. has it? just control because without control humanity go nuts…
Not even freedom for all (cause is impossible for human nature to handle something as big as that) there was once freedom for all Back in Sodom & Gomorra but God didn’t like it… and Soar was just about to be destroyed.. they should thank “Lot” that he hid there and the city was spared… lol
rockies in 6, I hate to have to root for the national league but I have no choice.
good ending to jesus man and dead superman with the dildo looked downright peaceful. I appreciated the softball primer because I could never throw underhand…until now!
ABC’s are overrated.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Toyi: Peace in my own life and the Peace I spread
Ted: We will see, Rockies are a decent team, but they don’t play the AL. Glad you like my stuff, plug it!
Cash: Dogs I realize aren’t intelligent enough to decifer letter symbols
what peace you spread? everybody mate with everybody? o-0