Some Advice for the Colorado Rockies

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But check out my blog list, some pretty good blog posts out there today.

You are listening too . .
I’m Free Now, by Morphine.  To me, Sandman’s unofficial death song

OK, Clint Hurdle and the Colorado Rockies
Against my better judgement I am going to try and help you guys out.

  1. This is the most patient line up in baseball, they will make your pitcher work and try to get to your middle relief.  You must pitch strikes and get ahead of them.
  2. Don’t leave you breaking stuff up in the zone.
  3. This is not the Arizona Diamondbacks or the Phillies

Now, so far they are doing what they need to do, but so is Schilling, once the Sox figure the pitcher (usually takes a round through the batting order) out, watch out.

Some more MMA News.
So, Brock Lesnar has signed with the UFC.  Those of you not familar with Lesnar, he most most famous for his WWE run, but he was also 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champ and had a amateur record of 106 - 5.  Very imposing at 6′4″ and 265lbs.  He pretty much dominated a seasoned ground fighter in his first fight, should be interesting, trained by Gracie

Che Guevara
Wow, $100K.  I am unfortunately not that much of a liberal, nor that rich.

Slutty Halloween Costumes
So, we have a client’s child who is 13, who says she is going to go as a hooker.

Yes, you want to buy this, yes.
Yoda Stamp.  I wonder if it will play mind tricks on all those bills . . . .

Hey Queen Latifah
The Angry Piper thinks your beautiful.

The Cold Spot
Ok now, brainiacs, explain the Wet Spot.

YAY JACOBY ELLSBURY!
You just won America a free taco!

Hmmm . .
and some still are.

Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day

Much that was called religion has carried an unconscious attitude of hostility toward life. True religion must teach that life is filled with joys pleasing to the eye of God, that knowledge without action is empty. All men must see that the teaching of religion by rules and rote is largely a hoax. The proper teaching is recognized with ease. You can know it without fail because it awakens within you that sensations which tells you this is something you’ve always known.  - Kwisatz Haderach

I am Malach and I’m free now


20 Responses to “Some Advice for the Colorado Rockies”

  1. 1 mike

    I think the Queen is beautiful too. I like it when she acts. I don’t like it when she sings.

  2. 2 toyi

    So do they had to make a hugue study to come to the conclusion that 1% of neandethals were redheads? what the heck I need that information for? to brag about how much I know??

    this is ridiculous.

    (eh eh eh eh)

  3. 3 sara sue

    “now explain the wet spot”!!! You’re on fire! Let’s all go to Texas and get a gander at Che’s hair!

  4. 4 Joey Polanski

    ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ — Aint that one o David Koreshs aliases?

  5. 5 C.Rag

    Your client’s child has high aspirations.

    I had the same aspirations, & my name is Cunt Rag.

  6. 6 AngryMan

    Have you been dabbling in the Herbertian religion again?

  7. 7 Eve

    Wow I get a free taco and Lesnar in the UFC at the same time. Its my lucky day. Plus another Sox win! Woo Hoo

    Lesnar is probably the only pro wrestler that could transition. Dont want the UFC to start getting all dramatic and start throwing chairs around

  8. 8 Moooooog35

    Thank you, Jacoby, for the free taco from Taco Bell.

    Nothing like explosive diarrhea…and not having to pay for the privilege.

  9. 9 Malach the Merciless

    Mike: Who, Queen Elizabeth?

    Toyi: Have you not yet realized there a plenty of people who play for stupid studies

    Sara: On fire like Southern Califonia?

    Joey: Possible, but I think he prefered Messiah… ALL HAIL DAVID KORESH!

    Raggy: That’s what I am afraid of

    Angry: Yes, for years now, I am Mua’dib

    Eve: I think Kurt Angle could have done it

    Mooog: Nuttin’ like a Sox win and a free taco!

  10. 10 Colonel Colonel

    an energy artifact of the Big Bang that has been detected and mapped by NASA’s Wilkinson Microwave Anisotopy Probe (WMAP) satellite—represents the most complex kind of cosmic defect, a 3-D blob-like structure called a texture.”

    They named it “Rosie”.

  11. 11 Ted Velvet

    Another piece of advice for the rockies. Small ball. It’s the world series against a good team. runs will be scarce. leadoff base hits need to be sacrificed over. then a hit scores a run… maybe. They might want to stop swinging at the first pitch and stop looking at the shit right over the plate too.The National league is a fucking joke.

  12. 12 Preposterous Ponderings

    I’d never let a child of mine go out as a hooker! WTF?LOL

    Some great stuff here today my friend!

    Have a great weekend!

  13. 13 Toyi

    is stupid uhh and more stupids the ones making the studies. like the spanish saying “Por la plata baila el mono” (for money the monkey dances)

  14. 14 tequila mockingbird

    beauty may not be a white girl, but it’s not queen latifah either. i wish she would wear clothing that is more loose.

    i’m surprised C.rag, a fellow redhead didn’t have anything to say about redhead neanderthals. i wonder if the redheaded neanderthals were the ones that got angry and beat the other ones to death with a club.

  15. 15 Ted Velvet

    not really surprised that Neanderthals had red hair, they lived in Europe where red heads come from. so what’s the big deal? my kids have huge frontal lobes and small stocky bodies. maybe they’re making a resurgence

  16. 16 Dr. Murk

    Contrary to popular stupidity, Neandertals are not ‘early humans’. In fact, the two different species coexisted and evolved seperately. Just like it says in the Bible. Now, with 10% more redheads. And Asians.

    God I love science.

  17. 17 Phoebe Fay

    I saw a bunch of those Halloween costumes, and it is a mini-slut city out there. And they’re full of old bullshit like a nurse costume for girls and a doctor costume for boys. Are we not past that? Has Grey’s Anatomy taught us nothing about how girls can be emotionally and socially dysfunctional surgeons just like boys can? Hellooooo! 21st century!

  18. 18 Malach the Merciless

    Colonel: Interesting, you should find a grant to study that further

    Ted: You should know from the Yanks Champioships days, you cannot give away outs like that

    Pre Pon: Merci

    Toyi: I’d buy that for a dollar!

    Teq: beauty is PJ Harvey

    Ted: And then you could get a situation comedy on NBC

    Murk: Yes, they were extiguished sometime about 8,000 years ago

    Phoebe Fay: Imagine 30 years from now, at least my kids want to go as Optimus Prime and Cinderella

  19. 19 ted velvet

    I hate giving up outs with good hitters at the plate. Jeter absolutely killed the yankees in 04′ twice bunting cairo over to third who had led off with doubles late in both game 5 and 6 with no outs expecting A-Rod and Sheffield to drive him in. It never worked, Jeter, a lifetime .317 hitter should have been swinging .but the rockies are looking like deer in the headlights. I think a little small ball might change their approach and take the pressure off. just make contact. move the runner over. when you’re not trying to hit a home run or crush the ball, good things tend to happen.

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