Plugs.
Quite a few today. First 8 1/2 by Eleven has a soap opera aging moment, wasn’t the baby shower the last episode?
The latest of the C.R.AM podcast is also up. C.R.AM discusses Facebook etiquette, C. Rag’s upcoming divorce, and an interview of one of the Rag’s college friends. Angryman talks about the smell of his urine, necrophilia, and his friend Lisa Simpson. C. Rag sings. Plenty of the usual banter and sex talk, and debate about the prettiest words for genitalia, and the audio is even improved. Not bad for a couple of Southerners.
Also, Malach’s buddy, Sara Sue, after getting harrassed by Google about her content, has moved her blog to Wordpress. I tried to convince her to host at Third Option, but no go. So update your links.
Speaking of Third Option, I loaded a trailer for our Monster.com video up today. I will post the video at the end. Again, thanks to all of you that have helped and posted this, if you can do the trailer too, that would rock. Monster loves what we have done, we are filming another in January or so, and we are discussing a big long term contract with them now.
Also speaking of Sara Sue, Dr. Murk released some new Murkos today, I reprint them for you now:
HEY HEY! suckmyballs it’s time fore more Murkoes!
Well, well, it’s been a great year for blogs. Yes, and this next award goes to the most offensive blogger of the year. Sara Sue is so offensive she was CENSORED!!!!!
I proudly present the award for Best Blog About Beer and Tits to Sara Sue for Beer Is Not Food
And now, for a very special Lifetime Achievement Award from the Murk Academy.
Back in the early years of blogging, many suffering writers bucked their carpal tunnel syndrome and fought valliantly for attention. Not this prick. He gave one simple word…
“Buddies,”
The Joey Polanski Show has been a staple of the blogosphere for many years now. Joey never asked for fame. He just wanted to play a trick on his brother Piet. Unfortunately, people LOVED him. Now, he’s stuck with us. His vision was to let all the bloggers have the stage in his comments section. Mission Accomplished!
Bravo Joey!
Of course Malach whipped up some awards for both Joey and Sara:
Yours to keep, post on your blog, with a link from the source!
Another Meme?
Sure, Malach is pretending he got tagged from PrePon. Lists of 8, here we go:
8 things I’m passionate about:
- My kids
- My Wife
- Art
- Charities
- Games
- Patriots
- Red Sox
- and even now the Celtics
8 things I would like to do before I die:
- Visit Cedar Point
- See the Pyramids
- Climb to the top of Mt. Everest
- Skydive
- Make a fortune doing something I love
- Create a Television Program or a Movie
- Get some type of Super Powers
- Time Travel
8 things I say often:
- Nice!
- I love you
- How was school today
- NO!
- If . . .
- JESUS CHRIST!
- How can I help you
- Huh?
8 books I have read recently:
- The Brothers Bulger: How They Terrorized and Corrupted Boston for a Quarter Century
- The Traveler
- Holy Blood, Holy Grail
- Patriot Reign
- Haroun and the Sea of Stories
- The Color of Magic
- Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
- Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!
8 songs that I could listen to over and over:
- Nothing, I could not listen to any single song over and over.
8 things which attract me to friends:
- Sense of Humor
- Weirdness
- Passion
- Similar tastes
- Spontenaity
- Intelligence
- Willingness to try new things
- Free Spirited
8 People who should do this post:
- The first 8 who comment
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Dustin Pedroia, AL Rookie of the Year, you rock.
Malach’s Quote/Video of the Day
I am Malach and is a Monster following you?
Hey! I’ve been to Cedar Point and then right to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I highly recommend both!
Thanks for the plugs, the award to post and mostly for all your help during the move. I don’t know how you do it all, man, you’re amazing!
My wife used to take the kids to Cedar Point and they loved it. I never went and love the fact that I never went.
You’ve been pimped again!
Thanks for getting the next podcast up, dude. We’re developing show four right now. Glad to see that the big time will be coming to The Third Option!
I love both Monster vids, I passed them around
De Pope is coming to Amerikkka yes, yes!
Love the trailer. It is great!
Cedar Point rocks!
Thanks for putting up the podcast. I keep on thinking you will say no to the shit that we record.
Sara: I want to do both, but then that means I would have to go to Ohio, and I am sort of uncomfortable with that thought
Mike: Cedar Point doesn’t have a beer garden?
HTGT: Thanks, you hear yet, that the Pope is coming to DC. Maybe he will visit you!
Angryman: it is a symbiotic relationship
Poop: I heard, can we expect a blog?
Eve: Merci Madame
C.Rag: I have the mature audiences warning up, and they are entertaining me more and more.
I thought ‘Third Option’ was something that you usually need to get women really, really drunk to agree to.
My mistake.
Cedar Point isn’t too far from where I live!
Not only is poopy coming to DC, I hear he’s going to besmirch my baseball stadium!!!
You wanna climb the Everest? Wow! That’s quite an ambition!
Maybe you can make a fortune by doing something you like and then hire someone to carry you up? 
Oh I have a strong “dislike” hearing people say Jesus! So I always respond with, “he is busy, he can’t come to you now, can I help you?” … and that usually stops people for a second before they realize I’m nuts.
Ok I’m off to read your previous blogs now…