Smiley Faces

No Plugs
But I should be back on track tomorrow

You are listening too . . .
For the buckos who have complained I don’t do funky, I am gonna go a little funky for you all in the next few days/weeks.  We begin with Gnarls Barkley and Smiley Faces.  I still can’t figure out why this song reminds me of Brian Wilson.

New Years
Had the annual New Years shindig last night.  It was interesting to palaver with some people I don’t see often.  My buddy Carlos is a New Bedford Paramedic, and he worked until midnight and then came by, same with Dave who is a New Bedford cop.  They both had fun nights dealing with a strange shooting down the South End, no one was hurt beyond people with minor scrapes and bruises hitting the deck.

Also my friend Steve, who is, get this, a gay undertaker (no this is not a joke, totally real).  Of couse people who just meet him are fascinated by what he does as a job, and he always gets 20 questions when he meets someone new.  The fact he’s gay to me is even funnier, I go around calling him Six Feet Under.

Had a good time, you should have come.

My Neighbor Ray
He replaced his “They call us cheaters cause no one can beat us” sign with a hand painted one that says: “16-0 means perfection”.

Billick fired
The only shock about this is it did not occur a few years ago.

Bhutto Assassination
The plot thickens.  This is kind of off the subject, but assassin is one of my favorite words, because the word “ass” appear in it twice.

Some good news on the fugtive front
The FBI is heating up the search for DB Cooper!  They can’t find Whiter Bulger, but they gonna find DB Cooper?

For those of of you who have been missing Midnight Oil
Their lead singer in the new Austrialian Environmental Minister.  My only question now is How DO we sleep while are bed are burning?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
That what you get when you try to turn a buffalo into your personal mode of transport.

Oh my God
Seriously, what is it about these scummy guys, K-Fed, Rick Solomon, Tommy Lee, et al, that keeps the sluts happy?  And know my mind if running around in circles thinking about who has slept with who and stuff like that . . . .

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, I waited hours for this, I made myself so sick, I wish I stayed, asleep today!


9 Responses to “Smiley Faces”

  1. 1 Mike

    Spent last evening with a friend of mine that is a cop. Those guys always have the greatest stories to tell. His latest had to do with a homeless guy that got caught having sex with a dead dog. UnFucking real.

  2. 2 Phoebe Fay

    I’m pretty sure that Paris and K-Fed deserve one another.

    Happy New Year!

  3. 3 here today, gone tomorrow

    I’m trying to pretend I didn’t read Mike’s comment. Because I was going to say , YEAH! I love Midnight Oil!!!

  4. 4 AngryMan

    There’s a lot more wrong in Baltimore than the head coach. They need a little more in the way of WRs, defense (all their guys are old), and a QB. Had they stuck w/Boller two years ago, it may have been different. Not that Boller is the best QB in the world or anything, but I just think that his mind got messed up by always getting pulled. He was too afraid to make a mistake that he didn’t take enough chances.

  5. 5 Dr. John Rebello

    Fun New Years, I might know that undertaker friend of yours

  6. 6 Colonel Colonel

    OK, I’m sorry, I may be old-fashioned, but the words “pet” and “buffalo” should not be used together…

  7. 7 The Real Mother Hen

    Australia today is so different from Australia a year ago when it comes to environmental issues.
    Now let’s hope that the US a year from today will be very different from the US today.

  8. 8 Malach the Merciless

    Mike: Yummy

    Phoebe: Where does that leave Nicole Ritchie?

    HTGT: Midnight Oil and dog necrophilia, what do they have in common?

    Angry; Agree

    Dr. John: You dated him?

    Colonel: old man

    Mother: Agree

  9. 9 Tequila Mockingbird

    what’s wrong with just keeping sluts happy?

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