God Only Knows Where I’d be Without You

Plugs
Quite a few today, I hope I remember them all.  First, there is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, and weird, but contemplative one.

After a bit of a hiatus, there is new rather demonic Fetus -X.

Also there is a new Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman.  Episode 15 is up.

I also forgot to thank Bruce for my new blog award.  The “This Blog is Rated E for Excellent Award”.  Cool.  It is in the sidebar with the other awards.

This right here, Cursor*10, is a fun little game to play, try it out, it is fun and challenging, and a bit addictive.  While I was there I also discovered this fun little one too: FAITH FIGHTER.  Do you self a favor, and set it on Easy to find the final God you fight.  My favorite fighter in Ganesh.

Happy Birthday SuperStar
It is my wife birthday today, and I just want her to know how much I love her.  This song is dedicate to her, and exactly describes what I would love her to hear, and what I would want to say to her.  I still think of you everyday in this way.

You are listening too . . .
God Only Knows from The Beach Boys, off of Pet Sounds, one of the best albums of all time.

Thank you Stumble Upon.
Well, to my surprise this site has had 25,000 unique visitors in the past 2 days, that is double what I usually do in a week.  Most of them went here and most of them came via Stumble Upon.com.  See, I am now in the top 5 for Google Searches for the “Cthulhu Chick Tract”, cool, since I have been hosting this for about three years.

I know who killed Heath Ledger.
Yes, the Buckos Investigative Team has it all solved.  You see, we all know Ledger was found dead yesterday in NYC.  We all heard the theories; suicide, overdose, accident.  Well, there is one place no one looked.  They are trying to pin it one of the Olsen Twins angels, but no dice, I got the truth.

Well, Malach and Murk have told you, Tom Brady has Snakes.  So who shows up in NYC about the time Ledger is found dead?  Well isn’t obvious, you don’t need to be CSI to figure this one out.  Tom Brady killed Heath Ledger.

But, he’s Tom Brady.  He can do anything he wants.  Hell, I might even leave my wife for Tom Brady . . .  You wan’t to know how amazing Tom Terrific is?  When Heath Ledger died, he went up to the heavenly stage, Tom Brady was there, tossing a ball around to angels.  Heath asked one of the Angels. “Hey, isn’t that Tom Brady, I didn’t know he died too?”

The angel told Heath: “SHHHH, that’s God, he only thinks he’s Tom Brady”.

But seriously, they are promoting Bridget Moynahan masks in NYC.  Yeah that will work, this isn’t Tony Romo.

UFO’s in Texas
Yeah, that is what they always say.  And y’all thought is was the Second Coming.

Hey
At least, she ain’t dead, and she does have more money than any of us will ever see. 

That Bigfoot gets around
Check him out walking around Mars.

Hey
Can you give us some of this back in our taxes we paid on this fiasco.

The Wii
OK, time to reveal a secret.  I have been searching for three weeks, for a Wii, for the wife’s birthday, not even a sniff of one . . .

Malach’s Quote of the Day
Yes, I have a very embarassing video for you today, Patriots fans might want to look away, but we need to get excorcise this demon.

Ugh . . . I hate the 80’s. Now to get that awful taste out of your mouth.

I am Malach and I feel much better now.


16 Responses to “God Only Knows Where I’d be Without You”

  1. 1 mike

    All those nutcases have been searching for Bigfoot out in Washington State. What fools. He’s been on Mars all this freaking time.

    It is interesting that they are saying that it was the air force having training missions in Texas instead of UFO’s. Early on several calls were made to the military and they said nope, no training missions in the area. Now, lo and behold, there were.

    No wonder there are so many conspiracy nuts out there.

    Maybe Bigfoot is driving the UFO’s. Probably killed Kennedy too.

  2. 2 here today, gone tomorrow

    Happy Birthday, Mrs. Malach!! Radda radda!

  3. 3 Dr. Murk

    No no no… Bigfoot flies the UFOs. Chicken Moon Productions has a whole ‘Phenomena’ video coming out about it.

    And, Tom Brady still has snakes.

  4. 4 Dr. Murk

    Oh and Happy B-day sissy-in-law. You have snakes just like Tom Brady.

  5. 5 AngryMan

    The thing that I hate the most about Heath Ledger dying is how it will get more coverage than the Presidential campaign or the economic stimulus package. I mean, w/all respect, he’s just an actor, his death isn’t that big of a deal.

  6. 6 Eve

    Funny that people in Texas believe it was a UFO. They live in the state with the largest military base in the country. Laughing at Mike and Murk.

    Happy Birthday Mrs. Malach!

    Now I will have to watch Brokeback Mountain again just to hear, “I wish I could quit you.” Now I guess he can.

  7. 7 Dr. John Rebello

    Happy Birthday

  8. 8 Malach the Merciless

    Mike: Malach has broke the case of the JFK Assassination. You see the missle that hit the Pentagon on 911, it went back in time and became the magic bullet.

    HTGT: Nice Schnitzel impersonation

    Murky: Can’t wait to see it

    Angry: The is life, they distract us with celebrity news

    Eve: Cowboy gay sex . . SODOMEEHAAAA!

    Dr. John: I am sure the wife thanks you.

  9. 9 moooooog35

    Ooooooh….Brigette Moynihan masks….

    …how scary…

    Yet another reason why New Yorkers are lame.

    If we’re going to be trying to throw off the other QB’s game plan, maybe we should taunt Eli with masks of sheep and other small farm animals.

  10. 10 Preposterous Ponderings

    Happy Birthday Wifey!

  11. 11 Toyi

    there is so much stuff about Ledger, well Dr. G Med examiner can go over a month to find out what a death cause is, why not in this case?

  12. 12 Colonel Colonel

    Happy Birthday, Mrs. Malach!!

  13. 13 tequila mockingbird

    brittany spears wont be rich for long, investing her money in menthol cigerettes and pharmecuticals.

    happy birthday to your wife. better show her a good time tonight.

  14. 14 tequila mockingbird

    oh, PS, this song is the theme song for big love, are you trying to tell her you want to get a wife #2? if so, it’s poor taste. if not, the thought is sweet.

  15. 15 Malach the Merciless

    MOOOOGE: I am making Farm Animals . . . thanks for the idea!

    PrePon and Colonel: I am sure wifey would thank you

    Toyi: Tom Brady killed him, I already told you

    Teq: I am always up for a goodtime with the wife, it would be up to her . . I am so whipped. As for Big Love, never seen it before, and I couldn’t be a Mormon:
    1. Can’t handle one wife
    2. I could not is all seriousness worship Xenu.

  16. 16 Tony Romo

    nice read.. Tony Romo is an obvious player.

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