No Plugs Today
But I will have a plethora of them tomorrow. Oh and MI, check out my new pic.
Search Engines
Ok, so Dr. Murk wants to see how my site confuses search engines. This site has been up for 4 years, and with sections like RubberSuit Studios, JesusMan!, Stool Sample Webcomics all being popular parts of the site, I get weird searches. This blog is also 4 years old, so their is millions of words that spiders and robots get to search. And I talk about a lot of things. So, I am just going to take a little portion of the past 5000 or so this week. You might enjoy some of these.
- As always we have a number of phrase utilizing the words Rubbersuit, Jesus, Erotic, Fat, Stool, Stool Sample, and Malach. If I see some out there ones they will be posted below.
- I get a lot of searches now for Subprime Mortgages, or similar phrases. This of course relates to my personal blog about the issue I had, which still gets a ton of hits.
- I get a lot of hits for art and drawing instructions, especially Manga drawing
- I get a lot of hit for Lazytown Porn. I one time did a huge rant on that stupid show Lazytown, but unsure where the porn aspect came in.
- assless chaps: So there is a joke among my friend that I wear assless chaps, I guess I am now associated with them
- sample apology for my wife or if i earn more than my husband how would that affects him: Not really sure where that comes from, but I do write occasional romantic blogs for the wife
- Strange website names: it seems that certain website like wetkitty.comor fatnana.com lead people to me.
- big dick baby pic: that of course probably leads right to Dick Biggman
- ＲＵＢＢＥＲ ＳＴＯＯＬ: No idea why this would lead to me, or what it would lead too.
- sample death announcement: This one is pretty simple and would lead here. it kind of makes me guilty someone looking for a death announcement example comes and hear whatever music I have up
- Snippets of Song Lyrics: Many of my blogs are titled with song lyrics, and I sometimes sign off with song lyrics, so, you get here.
- erotic wrestling samples: This probably relates to Tainted Love Erotic Stories and then of course a blog post about wrasslin.
- crystal bucko:Your my Buckos, and one of you is named Crystal
- what is a stool sample: I am glad you could learn that from the School of Malach
- one of them merciless: And yes their is just one. And yes, it is a strange phrase to search and Malach is your number three option.
- I also get a lot of stuff about Dana Plato kissing . . .
- kids that are pale and dark around eyes: I have no clue where that goes. According to Google, 5th choice goes here.
- my face is dropping what to do: Catch it of course, but funny, check out the google search.
- a webcomic about fat: Fat Bug. Hey I wonder if the Google Bomb I created still works. No, it dropped down to 5 . . . try Google with “World’s Most Dangerous Bug“
- i have to give a stool sample how much do i take: Trust me on this one, 1 tablespoon
- albino midget pics: I have been meaning to put up that John McCain gallery
- birthday party for 8 year old boy jar jar binks: Yeah I don’t do birthday performances . . . at least not for kids
- black bugs in stool: Yeah I get this one alot, also Tom Brady Snakes. I guess a lot of people have black bugs in their stool
- douches marco island: Y’know, I went to Marco Island for my honeymoon, they were very nice there
- hello international buddy: HELLO!
- hey everyone my name is soray nicole castro: And I am Malach the Merciless
- how much cocaine should you shoot in one shot: OK, I have never done cocaine, but I would guess, no more that say 24ozs, like a Coke Can.
- interpreting cat stool: uh, yeah, I don’t look at it
- ru seks: Well r u?
- девочки my-photo: is my spelling really that bad?
- dofus stool: wow, methinks I got me a new catch phrase!
Now, that is only a small percentage for the past week. Most of them are pretty good.
The Watchmen
New pictures are out and I stole them for you. First movie will be out next March.
The Comedian (who looks AWESOME)
Night Owl and his Owl Ship
Ozymandias
Rorschach (who also looke AWESOME)
Silk Spectre
Kind of dissappointed there is no Dr. Manhatten, but also excited Zack Snyder is directing, he did a pretty good job translating 300 to the big screen. So, it now One Year to Midnight, I can’t wait.
The Celtics
Man did they look impressive last night. And congrats on clinching the first play off birth of the season.
Brett Favre
So, when did Brett become Nancy Kerrigan in a press conference?
Hey Britney!
I have been a guardian before in situations like this, pay me, I’ll take half that.
RDJ
The black man! That’s even more impressive than his Tony Stark.
Malach’s video of the Day
Another theme song of Malach’s, this time in video form.
I am Malach and I will be chasing the starlight until the end of my life.
Most of my hits other than people who come to my blog to actually read that drivel are from google images. The actual search phrases are hilarious sometimes. I’ve had everything from “how do I tell my mom I’m gay” to “extreme pain during anal sex.”
Hey, I’m starting to see a pattern here.
sample apology for my wife? wth?
And people say I am not justified in my quest to emasculate the world’s male population one drinking session at a time? Pshhhh!
I hope you are not surprised by how you confuse the search engines.
Dude, that new picture of you is just flat out disturbing.
M.I. (hearts) Fat Bug – Sexy.
I can’t believe that the producers got this chick to be in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carla_Gugino
Dude, anyone who had anything to do w/that stupid show Threshold should be murdered (that includes Brent Spiner, he should have better judgment).
The most common word that seems to get people at my blog is ‘nipples’. I haven’t got a clue why – I’m not an expert at nipples. I have a couple, but don’t think I’ve ever written about them.
I love that song – off to watch the video again. x
Cunt is mine.
I don’t know why.
Mike: I get a lot of image searches for “rubbersuits” “jesus” “naruto” “anime” and other things
Bridget: And then they come here to figure out how to apologize
MI: You know you want to make a cheerleader out of that one. That is from a personal collection of mine from Special Olympics
Kitty: HMMMM
Rag: Obviously
Too good to respond to my comment? That’s fine! See if I care!!!
Hey – put up a picture of a beefeater on your site and watch the hits com roooolling in.
Worked for me!
Sorry Angry. Yeah, well The Watchmen is one of the greatest comic miniseries ever written, is the only comic to ever win a Hugo Award.
Tiff: Atlas Ceres is a Sausage Eater