It’s a great award!
Published March 7th, 2008 in .Plugs.
Got quite a few today, lets start with 8 1/2 by Eleven. Man do I love Lucas. I am a great straightman for him as I set up his next comic to take a shot at Fat Bug. He rocks.
And while you are in the Misc. Debris sub-directory you may have noticed a new one shot is there from Malicious Intent. That’s right Duper Dog vs. Oyster Meringue Pie. Now, as I have explained to a few people, I just publish them, don’t explain them, but it is obviously and inside joke with some old IRC she was a member of.
Also, while your there, you might want to take another gander at Police Officers Are My Friends, it still makes me fire milk from my nose.
In addition, The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman episode 25 is up. This is easily the rudest and nasty Dick ever published, so you have been warned.
And finally, we have the latest episode of Kid Intense. Chapter One, Page 21, and Kid rips the flying mailbox a new one. Also, I guess Vincent Morris sent Malicious Intent a email thanking her for her support . . .
Speaking of Malicious Intent
She made me the greatest sign today.
I am so putting this on my MySpace after this.
You are listening . .
Perhaps my final theme song, You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away, from the Beatles. Oh, and if Malach was ever on American Idol, this would be one of the songs he sings.
Time for Awards
In the 4 years I have been doing this blog, I have never once given out an award. So today I start. I am giving out the Blog Superstar award, and I am going to try and make up for 4 years of not giving them, so their will be a few. If you do not get one? Every time I see something that makes me go WOW! You will. Well, here’s the award:
Now, some of you who read this, that know me personally might already know who this is in the picture. For those of you who don’t . . . this gentlemen is a Special Olympian, who I love dearly, who plays on my Unified Softball Team (which as usual you will hear alot about in the summer). What is he like? Well, look at the picture, he is EXACTLY like that picture.
So, the awards go to:
- Just Me: She doesn’t blog as much as she used to, but she was one of the first blogs way back when, that caught my eye and we linked each other. Fascinating life experience, she claims to be coming back to the blogosphere soon.
- BuzzardBilly: the woman has some pretty keen life observations and makes me chuckle. She lives in a interesting part of the US, in which doesn’t yet does fit in.
- C. Rag: I was too scared not to give her and award.
- Elvis Drinkmo: Becuase he slowly but surely is converting me to his religion. And not only am I am Marvel Guy, I am not a Trekkie.
- Dr. Murk: Cause I am trying to get a Murko for next year.
- Elise: Because her life is a spy novel, and romance, and drama, and I can’t stop reading.
- Cissy Strutt: Takes awesome photos I have used on some of my web pages.
- Kitty: A fun wonderful woman from over the pond. We have similar lives on different continents.
- Malicious Intent: We have a lot in common, from similar issues with Family Members, similar careers, and love of all things artsy. Plus she make me cool things.
- Moooge: Funny as Hell, and is the way I wish I could write a blog, just don’t writing skills for it.
- Colonel Colonel: who missed his calling in life and should be writing for The Onion, Steven Colbert, or John Stewart.
- Tiff: Even though we haven’t been blogging buddies long. She got this wild blog, and she has posted links, I still visit to this day.
- Phoebe Faye: Who looks ultra sexy in a viking helmet, and there is beefacke every Friday!
- Preposterous Ponderings: A voluptuous GMILF who on a regular basis shows us it is fun to be old. Has a wicked sense of humor too.
- Simply Curious Girl: Very interesting life, I rarely find myself skimming her blog. I am still working on that “thing” for her.
- Tequila Mockingbird: Who does in no way look like Kenny G. See bearing gifts, I grovel at your feet
- Mother Hen: Another one with a fascination life, I can’t stop
stalkingreading. - HTGT: Stole one of my best blog ideas from her!
- Bruce: Who’s Twelve Days of Christmas was brilliant.
- Mike: Who gives me life experience from a time I would never be able to experience, who’s got great stories, and a little tapped.
- Angryman: Who will be a very good lawyer someday.
- The Wand of Wonder: Which for years has been a barrel of laughs
- Jolean: A lot of fun, very friendly, and cool tattoos. She don’t care what people think of her which rocks
That is it for today. Now, there are some people who are on the cusp of one. In addition I have held off on some bloggers who are missing. Enjoy that one, I might make t-shirts.
Home Improvement Projects
Mom sent me a nice email today about how much she liked and was impressed with my stair project. Well, I must tell my parents, part of this comes from working almost 4 years at Builder’s Square back when they had a physical store. I learned a lot of technical construction type things there. But also, it is genetics. Mom is an untrained artist, and that is where my art, color, and design come from, also she was constantly doing home improvement when I was a kid, so I assume I follow suit. And Dad, Dad is a mechanic, and a lot of the technical building, repairing, and such skills come for there.
Good Job CNN
Who wants to bet this guy is killed in the few days.
THAR SHE BLOWS!
What, you expected something about Kirstie Alley?
Wow
See, now Britney Spears should blog, she would get an award from me.
Malach’s Video of the Day
For of course Sheik Yerbouti Friday!
I am Malach and let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
“Simply Curious Girl: Very interesting life, I rarely find myself skimming her blog. I am still working on that “thing”.”
If this award was supposed to be flattering, why do I feel so insulted? I guess when someone calls my blog a thing and says they rarely look at it, I don’t understand what I got an award for to begin with. So, um…am I supposed to be saying thank you?
SCG: That thing I was refering to was what you emailed me about, trying to be secret agent there
If that thing is indeed what I emailed you about you might’ve wanted to email me that comment. Since you’d rather talk about it in public, I actually forgot about it until you brought it up. Gosh… I guess my attention span is as short as yours is.
Hmm. Now I’ll have to come up with something to reward you with…
Thanks Malach.
But only a little tapped?
Dude, I am seriously tapped!
I’ll put this up on my blog with pride.
Only thing is, I want a Murko, but not a mean one.
How about best blog by a Village Idiot.
I am certified, actually.
Thanks.
Wow! I am totally honored. Who knew being graphically sick could lead to good things. Live and learn.
That Britney Spears threat mail just shows how impatient we insane (got my certification too) Americans can be so impatient to get her to the end of the path she’s so clearly already on.
Oooh, thanks for the award Malach - and the compliments … would you be willing to be a character witness for me?
Outkast has me tapping my feet - cool song. x
Damn right I’m a Superstar!
I had my tire iron all ready to bust your knee caps if I didn’t get one.
Thanks Malach, I appreciate you feeding my ego!
Thanks for the award, and i am honored to be in such great company. And hey, if Steve Colbert is reading, call me, man!
SCG: I like awards
Mike: Murkos come end of summer, I will speak to Murk though
Buzz: I swear I did not send them
Kitty: Sure what did you do? Home Improvement and chracter witnessing, lost of $ in flying expenses
Rag: See, that is why you deserve it
Colonel: I have his Myspace!
As I sit here watching my son doing gymnastics in front of his hot, nubile teacher, I can only think:
How did I get here?
(I had a percocet before I left)
Actually, I’m thinking, “thanks, Malach…although I’m the one who wants to write for Comedy Central.”
Maybe I can fight the Colonel for it.
These are great Malach Miss you guys. Having some issues but hope to be back on soon.
Why thank you, kind sir! I tip my viking helmut to you.
Moooog: I would agree. When JesusMan hits big time, your hired
Eve: Your up for an award if you blog a little more, and the Piper, if he EVER finishes his Ireland trip
Phoebe: YEAH, Viking Helmut TIP!
For some reason your blog hates me, despite being awarded! I know I left a comment earlier and it has vanished like a sock in the laundry.
Anyway, thanks a ton for the award! I think I am in good company here.
Off for a family fun function in 3 inches of down pouring rain. Cannot wait. I think I would rather be at the gyno today!
MI: Not sure, your the only one who has complained about it . . . I got your email, have fun with your trip
Wow, thanks Mal. What a great birthday present. I appreciate it.
Thanks, Malach. What idea did you steal?
Bruce: Happy Birthday
HTGT: Sheik Yerbouti Friday!
ALL BLOGGER BLOGS! BLOGGER IS MESSED UP AGAIN. GETTING GOOGLE SERVER ERRORS AND FEEDS ARE NOT UPDATING!
i hope i got the award for something OTHER than you trying to make up for your douchebaggery.
but thanks anyway.
Thank you, Malach. It is an honor to receive this award.
But remember it is not me, who brings the light into every Terran’s soul. It is our Heroes in the Justice League, Justice Society, and Starfleet who show us The Way and bring goodness to this Borg infested world that expresses sympathy with the Legion of Doom at every UN meeting.
Friends, Batman loves you. Ask Him to enter your heart and you will become whole. The Hall of Justice is a wonderful place where we all will become one with the Truth if we just stop asking questions and believe in Superman’s wisdom.
Won’t you join us?
Teq: I apologize one million times, there was only a joke, and meant nothing to me! SORRY SORRY SORRY, and I love your blog.
Rev. Elvis: You my Jim Jones and David Koresh all in one.
asskissing motherfucker.
I’m honored, Mal. Not only do I cherich my award, but I still cherish my spot on Fat Bug’s blog destruction tour. Love that Bug.
I’d like to thank my disfunctional family, my previous life of insanity, the voices in my head and Dr. Murk for questioning my ability to understand satire. If it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t be here today. Bitch slappin’ love to you all.
Ted is Jealous!
Just Me: Glad to see you around
COOL
So does that mean I’m now a Super-star in MA too?
Then it’s considered I’ve concered MA
Thank you Malach. It’s so sweet of you to present me with the award. Sniff Sniff
Um… why is there a strange looking man on it though…?
xx
Thanks for the award buddy boy!
Old huh? Bite me!
Mother Hen: Of course
Elise: He is a fave of mine from Special Olympics
Prepon: Still Sexy though
hey malach! thanksa soo much for the award! sorry i didnt get here sooner, things have been hecka crazy! i am putting this award on my blog as we speak! i feel soo loved! and damn straight i don’t care what anyone else thinks! you rock!
Jolean: You desereve it