At first I was afraid, I was petrified . . . .
Published March 24th, 2008 in .Plugs
Tonight I got more Kid Intense for you. A special double shot, an episode of Bizzarro Kid Intense, which is Ch. Two page 9?, and a couple of regular old Kid Intenses, Ch Two, page 11 and 12. Enjoy that.
You are listening too . . .
We continue our covers, with I Will Survive, from the awesome band, Cake. Of course an original disco hit from Gloria Gaynor, circa 1978. It is a song of female empowerment, a gay anthem, and a HIV/AIDS awareness song.
Gloria actually hates this version, becuase of the change of lyric to use profanity. This is the only Cake song I can recall using profanity. Personally, I think this one is better than the original. Of course, I am huge Cake fan too . . .
Tiger Woods is Human!
Barely.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
It is going to be very strange to wake up in the morning turn on the boob tube and see the Sox playing . . .
Dear Malach
More questions, man don’t you people peruse Wikipedia?
- Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, By the way, My character is becoming so big, it is intense, don’t you agree? You think it is Intense now? Wait until I write the Comixpedia article.
- Colonel Colonel Writes: Dear Malach, The guy who made that movie preview is the same guy who previewed the Iraq War for Bushy, isn’t he? Perhaps, but I think it is more likely that Stan Lee previewed it.
- AngryGinger writes: Dear Malach, For a fetus that looks like a shrimp, what advice do you have? Whatever you do, don’t wander into here. You might get cooked up and served onto my next seafood platter.
- Toyi writes: Dear Malach, do that means all horse riders have dirty mind? Listen, you need to go to a place like YouPorn, and use their search with the word “horse” and see what comes up.
- Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, What is Jesus’ favorite easter candy? butterfinger eggs, nestle eggs, caramel filled rabbits, jelly beans, or speckled malted milk balls? It is neither, and it is not what Dr. Murk Suggested, a Chocolate Crucifix, either. This video should explain everything, or perhaps nothing at all. BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!
- Dr. Murkwrites: Dear Malach: What does the word “Tarnation” mean? That one is easy. You see, tornados, they are pretty powerful and can rip trees from the ground. It is a rare occurance, but when a tornado lands in a carnation field, and rips up all the carnation, and makes this funnel cloud of pink petals that could shred the skin from body, that my friend in a Tarnation. I don’t got a 148 IQ for nuthin’.
Just call me the Malachpedia
The Sopranos
Malach is a big Sopranosfan, but missed the last season for a few reasons. Moing into this house was much more expensive than the old one so I could no longer steal pay for HBO, especially after they switched their signal to digital and my black box no longer worked they raised prices.
So I heard all the people complain about the last season, how they moved away from the Mob, and got more artsy. I don’t know what the rest of these doofuses were watching, but The Sopranos had been doing that for a number of years, personally, I loved it.
So, luckily A&E is broadcasting the finally season, starting last Sunday. I only got to see the first episode. I must say, amazing as always. Tony being shot, and in coma, the extensive symbolic dream sequences . . cool. I am amazed that A&E hasn’t really had to censor much, just the F word. Being that Cable has allowed the word “shit” for years now, there is really not much else to censor. I did find it funny, that at Tony’s strip club, they kept the strippers in, but put bikinis on them.
And it will even be more interesting to see them try to get Deadwood on A&E.
Dubya has really lost it.
So, this 5 year war, which has seen 4000 Americans die, at least 10 times that in Iraqis have laid a foundation for peace? Just like our economy is just experiencing a little hiccup? Gotta love Lame Duck Presidents.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and I can’t wait to be brutal.
I think I may have found a new myspace song.
That song is win.
You should listen to my song, you’d like it.
I hope.
And I’m just talking about stuff.
When will I stop.
…
Find a mp3 of I can’t wait to be brutal.
OMG Metalocalypse!!!!! eheheh reminds me of my teen years lol
Chocolate Jesus? Legendary.
BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We really have to stop building “peace” on dead bodies.
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2-0 A’s in the second inning.
I read that “laying the foundation for peace” thing yesterday and just sat here shaking my head. I’m not even sure what to think anymore. I thought I was, but I am not.
I’ve never laid a foundation for peace…
…but I HAVE laid a piece near a foundation.
Ah…to be in elementary school again…
Dear Malach, Why can’t we all just get along?
Nibbles: I am glad I could help
Toyi: Interesting, you were brutal huh?
Bridget: MMMMM, Chocolate Jesus
HTGT: RED SOX BASEBALL!!!
Colonel: Now it is 4 - 3
Mike: Yes, you wonder what bubble he lives in
Moooog: or laid a foundation for a house.
Dr. John: First question of the day!
Tiger was just holding back to fake out the other players.
Just wait for the Masters. I’m betting on another green jacket.
Don’t kill me but… I’ve never seen a full episode of the Sopranos! I really need to start from the beginning. Maybe I’ll download them or something.
xx
ps: Sorry Grandpa, Grandmama is currently spending time with a gentleman from across the road. I think she bullied him into having dinner with him yesterday.
YouPorn? You have my interest.
I was eheh
What have those Adult Swim people got against those of us who happen to reside outside of the States? Prejudice is what it is!
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i SO heart deadwood. i wouldve made such a good saloon chick.
Rag: Yeah, I think that how he challenges himself
Elise: Go for it, you love it, so Grandmama is a player?
Tiff: Type is in your browser, fun place
Toyi: Please explaing your brutality, the Piper will fall further in love!
Kitty: I will have to check their site
Tequila: Al Swearengen is one of my heroes.