Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
OK, big time special plug tonight.  I finished up the first chapter of the Meet The Heroes webcomic.  I must first say, I haven’t been this excited about a project in a very long time.  I really like my graphics work on this, and I got much better the more pages I did.  The first Chapter of Issue One is up, it is appropriately called The Beginning, and has 5 pages. 

I spoke with Christopher Morris after loading it, he loves it too, and states it is exactly the vision he was seeking for it.  He also said to tell Vincent Morris, he would love to see his interpretation of Kid Intense meets Meet The Heroes.

If you like this series, please help me spread it around.  Also, I didn’t get to the next Chapter of ReInventing Webcomics, but will tomorrow.

You are listening too . .
A Ben Folds (who is awesome) cover of Such Great Heights, originally done by the Postal Service.  I love Ben Folds gets his sounds of this electronic song for instruments and strange percussion, and the short Macarena ending.

Dear Malach
Some intesting questions today, I will see if I can help.

• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow writes: Dear Malach, Got your Handiwipes ready for when Tequila sees that video?  This refers to my video of Bruce Lee kicking Mr. Hairy Chuck Norris’s ass.  Why would I need handywipes, will I get dirty?  I hate answering a question with another question, except for when Toyi asks questions, but I am confused.
• Angryman Writes: Dear Malach, Are you Randy Marsh?Angryman, yes and no, I am eccentric like Stan’s Dad, but not a geologist, nor do I live in Colorado.  Randy Marsh wishes he was Malach.
• Le MOOOOGE writes:Dear Malach, Am I the only one who watched “How I Met Your Mother” the other night? On a related note: Am I really that lame?Well, this is a easy answer, yes, in both cases.  Now, to get ridof your lameosity, you need to watch Battlestar Galactica.  There is a great video that will help you catch up.
• Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, I have seen the movie Meet the Spartans which it is funny. When King Leonidas greets the persian messenger, but he greet him with an open mouth tongue kiss. I feel in the movie that it is a spartan greeting. Men do high fives on the women, and men do open mouth tongue kisses on the men. Don’t you think it is inappropriate?  Well well well, does someone have those special feelings and need Daddy Malach to tell him it’s all right?  Wow, answered another with a question.  That ok, Vincent had another question: Dear Malach, I have another opinion. If the Rubbersuit Studios comics get a show, I think it can be on Adult Swim. Any comic of your will be as a TV show for Adult Swim? I even written a Kid Intense movie and we could make it as a cartoon movie. Can that be fun? Well Vincent, I have been trying to get JesusMan! on TV for about a year, as for animated Kid Intense, I would do it, just don’t have the time.  On the other hand, if someone wants to pay me to do it (MI I am looking at you) . . . .
• Tiff writes: Dear Malach, Am I the only one who was initially grossed out by the ped egg shavings, and then thought I WANT ONE! almost right away?  Well, to gross you out more, the shavings are like powder, or ashes, get one, my feet haven’t been this sexy in years!  Now they match the rest of me.
• Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, how would you like chuck norris to kill you when he shows up to exact his revenge?
  a) being punched so hard with his fury that your skeleton comes out from your skin and drops to it’s knees to beg for forgiveness?
  b) being flying roundhouse kicked in such a way your children instantly turn into gingers to pay homage to chuck’s awesomeness?
  c) dying from the cold steely fear you feel inside because you know chuck is coming for you to make you pay the toll for engaging in the martials art of douchebag-fu? Well, my answer wold be d) Chuck fear Malach mighty fist, and cries everytime I email him with threats.  His wet pants fear puddle is as big a the Pacific Ocean.

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Them Celtics
So, the game got a little chippy, the C’s got pissed and blew out the Hornets.  They are now only the second team in NBA history to beat every team in the league once in a regular season.  Simply amazing.

Said Baby!
Talk dirty to me!

Malach’s Video of the Day
It is Sheik Yerbouti Friday!

I am Malach and I got the Vahalla!