You saw her bathing on the roof
Published March 31st, 2008 in .Plugs
All I got for you today is Nillian showing off his misogynistic tendencies in the new 8 1/2 by Eleven. And a review by moi of Horton Hears a Who.
I would have done more, but I am hard at work on the latest podcast, and the latest JesusMan!.
Also, I might have a new webcomic and new fiction writer joining our family soon.
Your are listening too . . .
Hallelujah, this time from Jeff Buckley, my favorite version of the bunch of covers; man this guy died way too soon, I wish he was still alive today gracing us with his voice and songwriting. Do yourself a favor, if you don’t own Jeff Buckley’s Grace, buy one, one of the most amazing albums of the last 20 years.
Dear Malach
They just keep coming and coming!
- Mike writes: Dear Malach, When Angryman is nominated for president, will you consider being his VP? Sure, VP seems like one of the easiest jobs in the world. 6 figure salary, do nothing, hope Pres. don’t die, kind of like being a back up Quarterback.
- Phoebe Faye writes: Dear Malach, So, did you stay away from Wal Marttoday? Today, yes, yesterday, no, I bought $60 worth of groceries, a rose bush, a bird feeder, and a few other things. Would of cost me $120 elsewhere. Sorry the monkey is still on my back.
- C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, When will the Murk & Malach Podcast be up? By this weekend I hope, I worked on it today, and I am thinking I might post a quick 2 minute preview. So, how about the C.R.AM Podcast?
- Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, Will the new Iron Man movie be a big hit in theaters? Yes, RDJ as Tony Stark, he has all the qualifications. Murk and I think they should make a reality show, give RDJ the Iron Man Armor and just follow him around.
- Buzzardbilly writes: Dear Malach, While we’re on the subjects to death and questions, burial preferences? Personally, I want to be freeze-dried, placed on a pedestal in my niece’s living room, and decorated for all the holidays. Seriously. I’ve been telling her this for years. She takes solace in that being an illegal was to dispose of human remains. Think there’s any chance we can make that legal? Ahh, Autie’s corpse the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t think that will ever be legal in this country, look who pissed the religion freaks got about that traveling cadaver exhibit. Me, I want to be cremated, I don’t want to take up precious land with my corpse and casket.
- Toyi writes: Dear Malach, would you let Bush kiss your baby? Sure, why not, I mean unless he had open sores or something, or cocaine residue coming out the nostrils.
That was one hot picnic table
Seriously, I know we guys, we get horny, but sex with a picnic table? I don’t even see the Angry Piper going there, and he would have sex with just about anything. Well at least he was gentle. Now, where is my picnic table . . .
Thank you American Heart Association
To confuse the lot of us certified in CPR for years now For making CPR easier. Basically they made it so any Joe Schmoe can pound on your chest if your heart stops, I mean really, it is not like you gonna make the person life worse. I have been certified for almost 15 years, never had to use it. But if anyone reading this has a massive coronary while reading it, you came to the right place. I wonder if the picnic table guy knows about this?
Seriously
Does the US military have much of choice? What’s the over and under before they allow gay marriages to do the same?
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and don’t make me put my PedEgg shavings in your milk
Warner bros will pay the Siegal family money for the Superman media for sure. That is because DC & The Siegals own Superman 50/50. Also, will the new Superman movie ever gonna be made?
AngryMan is arranging a special guest that’s been in the news lately to come.
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Dear Malach. Given your great powers, can you give me more hours in the day? I’m having difficulty keeping up with my life.
I’ll bet the rest of that guy’s family is thinking back to eating at his cookouts in his backyard last summer and going “EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!”
Vincent: The Problem, Supeman’s copyright expired a few years ago (your going to see this happen with a lot of older things) but Warner keeps getting it extended, the whole situations is covered pretty well here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman#Copyright_issues
Rag: YAY, Nifong?
HTGT: Perhaps
Colonel: Yeah . . . couldn’t he think of a more private thing to have sex with?
Cremate me and plant me under a rose bush. The earth is for the living. I think we have wasted enough precious resources on this planet to waste more space on rotting corpses.
I think its great if the military trys to keep married couples together. They have shown to do a fine fine job of ripping families apart, be nice to see them try something different for a change, I mean othe than screwing things up.
Dear Malach,
Are you really satisfied that you don’t have to move half-way across the country to go through Tequila Mockingbird’s things, or were you just saying that to be polite?
I vote cremation. I don’t totally trust my wife on this matter, but I have expressed my desire NOT to be buried under any circumstances. I want half my ashes thrown in Lake Huron and the other half thrown from Mallory Square in Key West Florida. My wife will probably stick me in an old refrigerator box and bury me in cement somewhere.
So if the picnic table guy was a preist, he would have sex with a kids picinic table right?
Another good version. Keep ‘em coming.
a table? oh that is just crap, GET A ROOM!!!!
MI: Can I plant you under my rose bush?
Mike: Ahh secrets . . .Yeah, women . .
Dr. John: Hey, I tell the jokes around here
Hungry Mom: I got another, surprise one
Toyi: Your just jealous, you wanted the table all to yourself.
Is it just me, or would “The Traveling Cadavers” be an AWESOME name for a band?
That picnic table was one of my plots to fool you Hu-Mans! One Hu-Man with splinters on their fireman hose is a victory for my Revolution.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Found out the VP job could be cushy from the book, The Camel Club, David Baldacci. I could do that job as well.
Yay about the podcast!
I have a secret about Kid Intense’s father, He was a rock star, but he died in a plane crash when Richard Kane alias Kid Intense was 10 years old. But Kid Intense’s mother is a supermodel, and her name is Lisa Kane. How do you like them apples?
Mmm, sexy picnic table.
Also - 8.5 x 11 is pretty daggone funny, misogynistic or not.
Now for the question: Dear Malach - why did you start drawing comix anyhow? Isn’t being saviour to the underpriviledged and destitue ENOUGH for one man?
Mooog: Wasn’t that that nickname for the “Travelling Willburies”. I personally like the “Picnic Table Intercourse Crew”
Cash: Wow, you got one of us, only 5.99 billion left
Bridget: See, you are our cheerleader
Vince . . . Wow
Tiff: Good questions, answered tonight!
Sure what the hell. I am not loyal to any particular place or plant.
MMMMMM Fertilizer
wait, vice president being easy? just hope you dont get an idiot for prez. our current vp is currently running the country