TAKE my hand . . .
Published April 11th, 2008 in .Plugs
None of my own, I am hard at work on a number of project I described yesterday, but did finish up one. So I am going to plug it.
Community Autism Resources (CAR) is having a night of fun and music as a fundraiser. CAR is the only Autism Project here in Southeastern MA. On April 25th, they present a couple of fun cover bands, Double Take and The Freeze Pops. All proceed go directly back to CAR. One of the highlights of the evening, they are having a silent auction which began today for a 2007 - 2008 signed Celtics Basketball. Yes, the ball include Garnett and Ray Allen and the other newer players like Eddie House and James Posey, and the cool rookie Glen “Big Baby” Davis. I am not sure if they got Sam Cassel and PJ Brown on the ball, I waiting for word back on that. So if you local and want to support a good cause, or if you want what may turn out to be a very collectible basketball, feel free to bid, buy, or just donate!
You are listening too . . .
Speaking of covers, my buddies, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones covering Metallica’s Enter Sandman. Screw that, I changed my mind cause of the video I loaded, and I didn’t like the version of the Bosstones song I loaded. Instead you have The Fugees, who rock, covering Killing Me Softly, another song that rocks, originally of course by one of the world’s amazing voices Roberta Flack! I love my sexy black women!
Nice comments of last nights blog . .
If you read it early and did not see the debate in the comments, go reread it. I am hoping Donald wasn’t just a one shot.
Dear Malach
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, When will the madness end? P.S. Do you have any spare napalm laying around I can borrow? I am going to assume your are talking about your son John? You and I have had a number of private conversations about him, and I feel for you, even though you don’t want to hear that. But using my sister-in-law as an example, who had similar behaviors to John, she did settle down quite a bit after puberty, and now, she is very mellow most of the time. As for the Napalm, Malach does not need to use, he just uses mind napalm. You got some weeds?
- HTGT writes: Dear Malach, May I bang on the drum all day? If by drum you mean Malach, then sure.
- C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, How do I reach these kids?! Cellphones, Video Games, MySpace, and YouTube.
- Moooog writes: Dear Malach, I have a Boston Bruins tattoo that I’ve had for years and am now considering removing because they’ve sucked more ass than Lindsay Lohan after an intervention. My question is: What’s the best way to remove this? Power sander? Dominatrix whipping? Or going old-school “Indiana Jones” style and dragging my back along the desert under a truck driven by Nazis? Before Malach gives you and answer, he must know where this tattoo is located. Obviously if it were say on you skull, that is different than one on your shoulder. You, Malach has multiple solutions for multiple body parts. I am surprised though that Bruins Tattoo hasn’t given you cancer.
- Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, Parden me for asking, but when will the third issue of Kid Intense be up? Ahh, you see the first lesson of entertainment, keep them wanting more! Soon, very soon. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, or in some cases hate more.
Hey!
Maybe the Chinese should hold the 2008 Olympics in Argentina! Of course, it is probably because Argentina is in the same boat as China. Hey, they hid Nazis after WWII!
Mental Note #23659
Never pay bail with counterfeit money.
Gotta love the New York Post
IF, and that’s big IF considering this is the Post, this is true, I have a new hero.
Alicia Keys, Gangsta
Wow, does this make her even more sexy? So, now she’s crazy too . . . so you mean to tell me, NWA was created by the US government so black people will kill each other? Ok I can buy this, this is the same government that was responsible for 911 right?
Malach’s Video of the Day
Just in time for Sheik Yerbouti Friday!
I am Malach, and I love me my militant black women, ohh, and this goes out to Donald . . see I do care.
Hey, Donald’s god tells him to throw firebombs- I’m afraid his god has more followers than the more peaceful gods do these days.
I’m going to start a betting pool on how long it takes them to dig up the visitors clubhouse at the new Yankee stadium. You know they’re gonna have to do it.
Donald is jerking to pics of Ted Haggard.
I am going to call Donald, Donald Duck, he is so ducky!
Mal: I appreciated your pep talk, honestly I do. I know about the “puberty” factor, of course Jon has been this way since day one, but there is always is hope. The madness I was refering to was just the MADNESS of this world, and I have a few places I would like to naplam, mostly for fun and self gratification……and I am completely out of napalm and my chainsaw is in the shop.
My son’s madness, is excused. He is allowed, he has a get out of jail free card, like a phone card, you can refill it. However, some of the idiots who are in charge of him from 8 a.m. until 2:30 p.m……could use a naplam makeover.
Tell Moooog napalm. (I am so fixed on that shit right now.)
Colonel: You think it is Donald Trump? And that Hanks Steinbrenner is crazy and rich enough to do it.
Rag: You think, masturbation is evil too.
MI: Give me a list and Malach will send Mind Bullets!
What are the first 23658 mental notes?
Disaster lurks, people. Are you prepared?
Murk and Malach in ‘08!
Angry: I should make a catagory
Dr. Murk: Yayayayayayayayayaya!
Here is a good fact, what if Superman goes to fight Kid Intense? I think it would be a fight of the century. Print superhero vs. web superhero.
With “Hallelujah” and “Killing Me Softly”, you just might be ready to play a little Air Supply?
VM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hungry Mother: Maybe a cover.
That Fugees cover is brilliant isn’t it? Haven’t heard it in ages - thanks for that. x