I felt all flush with fever
Published April 12th, 2008 in .Plugs
Yes, after a number of requests, Chapter Three of Kid Intense has begun. Page 1 - 3 are loaded. Now, I have read the whole chapter, and let me tell you, this in Vincent’s best/worst stuff so far . . . wait until you meet Kid Intense’s mom.
Also, you like Rock, Paper, Scissors? Well check this puppy out.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Wondering what’s wrong with Big Papi. I actually listened to a debate today on whether or not one should start booing him. We Boston fans are tough, I still listen to daily ranting about how bad a manager Terry Francona is, but to me Papi is untouchable, in the same class as Tom Brady, Larry Bird, and Bobby Orr.
Dear Malach
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, What are the first 23658 mental notes? Malach writes himself mental notes on this blog every so often, so I never made it into a category, perhaps I shall, as for 23658, that is using you humans numbering system which is much inferior to my own.
- Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, Here is a good fact, what if Superman goes to fight Kid Intense? I think it would be a fight of the century. Print superhero vs. web superhero. Vincent, are you serious? Kal-El’s intelligence is much higher than the Intense ones, I would be more interested in seeing Superman fight the Hulk, or Rogue.
- Hungry Mother writes: Dear Malach, With “Hallelujah” and “Killing Me Softly”, you just might be ready to play a little Air Supply? Maybe not our soft rock friends from Australia, but perhaps a cover song . .
Dr. Phil
Can someone please stop this man?
Haiti
This also seems to happen every 5 years or so, either a Coup d’etat or a ouster.
I got Haiti’s Solution
Raul Casto!
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and I love you, come into my tummy
I wanted to know all the mental notes up until and including the most recent. I’m a slight bit disappointed to say the least. Dear Malach is not nearly as reliable as I had hoped. Sadness. Nothing but sadness.
I apologize then, I would have to go back to 2004 to find all my blog mental notes, and I just don’t have the time nor desire to do it.
Wiggle, jiggle, yellow in the middle?
That was a silly video but was it a real ‘ad’ … if I had to listen to that on tv very often I’d go mad! :-O x
Oodle doodle?
Dr. Phil is an alien lizard-being in disguise.
People need to get off Big Papi’s back. This is why I don’t listen to sports radio anymore- it’s the 21st century version of witch-hunting.
Dr. Phil is showing a lot of class bailing out the cheerleader ringleader.
Malach:
This is something that all of your readers demand to see!
I don’t see the big deal. Dr. Phil post bail for me every other month.
I have to give a blow job, but that’s an easy payment.
I think that Kid Intense should go after the evil Dr. Phil from reality/talk show TV land. He can challenge him to a Rock, Paper, Scissors contest. I also think the eggs should be his side kicks.
Also, I really think Kid Intense should stop stuffing socks down his pants. I really is degrading and humiliating and we all know better. I am M.I. and I have xray vision and know that is a pair of adidas socks down there.
I can get Ortiz going again. Every time he fails, I’ll bite his leg. That’ll get him working again.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
I knew they couldn’t let that go-
Yanks unearth Sox jersey at new stadium
Associated Press Writer / April 13, 2008
NEW YORK—So much for the curse. The New York Yankees have ended a construction worker’s attempt to jinx their new stadium with a buried Boston Red Sox jersey.
more stories like this
Team officials watched Sunday as construction workers removed the jersey, with slugger David Ortiz’s name on it, from 2 feet of concrete in a service corridor of the stadium that’s under construction.
The team says a construction worker — who is a Red Sox fan — recently buried the jersey there while on the job. Two other supervisors found the tattered shirt Saturday.
The Yankees plan to donate the jersey to charity, and may pursue a lawsuit against the construction worker.
Kitty: Not sure, I will do research, but Eggs rock!
HTGT: Noodle Poodle?
Colonel: ALIEN NATION AUGH! And the shirt guy is my hero
Hungry Mom: I hope he bails me someday
Angry: OK, I make category
Rag; OK
MI: I am scared of you now
Cash: Sit UBU sit
Well, Kid Intense in the next issue fights a mad scientist named Dr. Eckerd, and he is a very bad dude. Wait until i send you this issue.
VM: Can’t wait
Wow, wonder where that Dr. idea came from. We have a drug store chain called Eckerd Drugs, any relation?
Yeah Vincent!