I remember!
Published April 14th, 2008 in .Plugs
The following is a public service announcement from Lucas TdS.
Also, Malach is giving our presents for all the support I have gotten over the years. Email me a mailing address, and I will send you a stoolsamplewebcomics.com bumper sticker like shown here.
A new Meme
I stole this Meme from Kitty. It is call the Initial Meme. And also, listening to the song she’s got posted up there, I wonder what the Hell happened to Rod Stewart. Probably the same thing that happened to The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
‘Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the questions. Your answers must be real places, things, names… nothing made up. If you can’t think of anything, skip the question. You can’t use your own name for the boy’s/girl’s name question’
So, it might suprise some of you that my first name initial is M, just like my psuedonym. So here it goes.
Feel free to steal it.
Dear Malach
More people need the help of Malach!
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Vincent Morris (who needs a lot of help) writes: Dear Malach, I should make a Kid Intense special about how we can save the planet from oil outage, pollution, even global warming. This will give the world a message. How do you like that? Kid Intense solving the word’s problems in a webcomic format!
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Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Those Central Bank of Nigeria people are darned persistent in trying to get their money, aren’t they? x Yes, they are, I get at least 5 emails from them a day. The funny part is, are there still people who fall for this?
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Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Why do I scare you? Malach hates to give away secrets like this, but all women scare him, they are like kryptonite to Superman, and Malach, being all powerful, hates to reveal that stuff. Don’t worry though, I am raising the daughter as a Bizarro Woman.
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Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, I am informing you that you have won the annual “Ninja Pirate Fellowship,” in which you would receive $5,000 from the Grand Poohbah Ninja Pirate, Lt. Seamus McFishdumpster, so you can further your ninja pirate studies. All you need to do, is send a cashiers check for 300$ so we can process your claim. No frackin’ way! Who do I send this $300 too? And will you take barter? I have a few webcomic artists I would trade!
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Dr. Murk writes: Dear Malach, You are so popular, wise and beautiful. Is it God’s cruel joke that YOU got all the good genes???? I got what? Insanity and Alcoholism… “FRACK!” I suppose you are just jealous of my FBI Letter? Well, you can’t have any of that money!
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C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, Who’s hotter, you or your brother? Well, lets see, if it is hair you want, you would choose Dr. Murk, he’s like a bear. If it is muscles you want it is Malach, though Murk could start lifting again and it would be about the same. Cars, my 88 Cherokees rocks, anyone can buy a Bentley. Intellect, about the same; Talents is a push, Malach got the visuals and creative thought, Murk has the music and writing and cohesiveness, we are both very quick witted. I suppose it depends on personality then, if your a John McCain man, then it is Murk, and Obama guy, it is me.
Herschel Walker
So I wonder which personality ran over Brian Bosworth?
HOLY CRAP!
The Bruins WON! Now if they win 2 more, I will have to start talking about them . . . for like the first time in 4 years of blogging.
The MBTA
On the cutting edge of subway law enforcement.
Wow
Where was this course when I was in college? And yeah, the Chicken Ranch? Yeah that is a turn on!
Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape See it Here!
Ok, that was just for the search hits. Interestingly one of these internet porn companies did try to buy the thing. And reading this article, J. Edgar Hoover, we all know had some problems, but man, this guy was obsessed.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach a shameless self promoter
Interesting…Murk is an albino midget & you are a tall dumbo ear black man.
Your folks must be busting with pride.
I want to touch the farther shores of the monster zone. How do I do that?
I want my bumper sticker! Yay!
I still think Kid Intense should fight the evil Dr. Phil. More entertainment for your dollar, or should I say for your nickle?
I really don’t think you fear women, I think that is just a cover for a deeper darker secret and inquiring minds want to know. We know better, come on! You can lie to us better than that.
Dear Malach, what are you hiding from us?
You know I find it so funny that you and Murk are brothers. You need immodium and he needs some prune juice. Strange.
They had that course in college, called Liberal Arts.
Anti-groping? But I love groping!!!
I want me a bumper sticker too!
Cool meme. As for Rod Stewart - who knows what he is doing? Last I heard he was promoting a few albums of cover versions of ‘old classics’. Wherever he is, my money’s on there being an attractive blonde nearby
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Can I have Dr Murk’s number? I believe I have an interesting proposition for him, *wink and nudge*
I want a bumper sticker to stick on my ride…the LandLady’s stomach.
Back in MM’s day, making a sex tape was a lot harder than it is now. It could be done by remote control, but not so easily. I think that J. Edgar was right and Bobby was holding the camera.
Rag: You kind of hit it right on the head there. Murk and I while brothers are a different. While we have many of the same interest and friends, Murk is more of a type A personality, and I am a type B. He is more of an addict personality, while I am not. He takes more of Dad’s personality, I take more of Mom’s.
HTGT: Dear Malach can answer all!
MI: Got you info, I will send it out tonight! Answers to questions later.
Angryman: Groping strangers on the Subway though?
Dr. John: Send me your info
Kitty: Yeah, he went from cool rock-n-roll to sappy soft rock.
Bridget: You can contact Dr. Murk at his email: drmurk@hotmail.com
Angry Ginger: Send me the info, and then take a pic, would be awesome advertisment!
Hungry Mom: Those crazy Kennedys!
Hey Bridget,
Feel free to proposition me here. Everyone else does!
As far as the who’s hotter, me ot Malach, that’s a silly question. I’m so hot I sweat in a blizzard… naked.
Suggestive, ain’t it Rag Doll?
Murk…yeah I think it suggests a serious thyroid problem. ew.
Marilyn was probably screwing J. Edgar in his dress at the time. Will that make any NeoCon feel better??
Thyroid probems are no joke- gots one meeself, but gots pills for it, too. So whats?
I’m still hanging on to my ‘Bridget Loves Bernie’ repeats…and Passover is this weekend!
You and Murk are BROTHERS?
I just now swooned.
Dr. Murk: Yeah, I forgot to bring up the sweat part . . .
MI: Wifey has a thyroid issues, pills work wonders
Colonel: Weekend at Bernies with Bridget
Tiff; Yes we are reveal more tonight.
Oh Good.
Dr Murk, I propose you let me participate with you in the horizontal fandango!
Bridget!!! LMAO…
That sounds like a good time, but I’m quite afraid the Missus would literally kill me with her kung fu poison powers.
Wives … so prohibitive to good times. perhaps she will turn out to be a fembot and you shall return to the general public. I shall then be first in line.
I hope you don’t mind taking on a few kills for me. Mrs. Dr. Murk (fembot or not) also does all my hired killing. See Malach’s links to Tales of the WoW. Just a little light killing here and there…