Love, is a burning thing . .
Published April 15th, 2008 in .Plugs
More Kid Intense! Chapter Three pages 4 and 5. These are some “ever big” pages that are “even worst” than usual!
And our Buddy Mike came though surgery OK, and might be back home on Friday, sans one kidney. I am sure he is enjoying the morphine, and since he asked for boobs too help speed recovery, Malach will oblige with some Liz Phair:
And don’t forget, If you want me to send you a FREE stoolsamplewebcomics.com oval vinyl sticker, send me your mailing information. I sent out 5 today, my only request is when you put them somewhere, send me a picture of it.
You are listening too . .
Ring of Fire as covered by Social Distortion, orginally made famous by Johnny Cash. I never realized how many weird covers of this song there are, take a listen:
Interesting no?
Dear Malach
- HTGT writes: Dear Malach, I want to touch the farther shores of the monster zone. How do I do that? Well, if you have wolf suit, have you mother send you to bed without dinner you will end up in the Monster Zone of the Land of Wild Things. If that is unfeasible, Monster Island is located about a 1000km south of Tokyo in the Ogasawara Islands. I suppose some combination of plane and boat will get you there.
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, I still think Kid Intense should fight the evil Dr. Phil. More entertainment for your dollar, or should I say for your nickle? I really don’t think you fear women, I think that is just a cover for a deeper darker secret and inquiring minds want to know. We know better, come on! You can lie to us better than that. Dear Malach, what are you hiding from us? As for Kid Intense,I am sure Vincent, who frequents this blog will get the message, as whether or not he will do it? I cannot say. Ok, I am hiding, that I am not really hiding anything. Let me think, do I have a deep dark secret unrevealed? Not that I can think of. Why do women scare me? They are all insane to some point or another, they just snap sometimes . . it is like working with Tigers. Ask Siefried and Roy about that.
- Bridget writes: Dear Malach, Can I have Dr Murk’s number? I believe I have an interesting proposition for him, *wink and nudge* His number? That is private considering his practice, but you can email him at drmuk@hotmail.com
- AngryGinger writes: Dear Malach, I want a bumper sticker to stick on my ride…the LandLady’s stomach. Not a problem, but I would want a pic of my website on a preggers stomach, that would be so AWESOME!
- Tiff writes: Dear Malach, You and Murk are BROTHERS? I just now swooned. yes, we have that effect on women. Here another secret, I have known the Angry Piper for more that 20 years. I have also known Cap’n Flakpaperpants for about 10.
Malach wholeheartedly endorse kettlebelling
Man, this is quite the workout, it is ripping my muscles, I am losing fat. It is great! I am still lifting, basically doing a day on lifting, one day kettle belling, and taking Saturday off.
Tiger Woods
So, he has been pretty much dominating the PGA Tour on a bum knee? Wow.
Ahh, the beauty of the Internet
Embarass a mate you are divorcing! Hey Piper, this one will be single soon!
WARNING!
GEEK LOVE!
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and take on me.
I’m glad Mike’s out of surgery… How do you know he’s drugged up? Don’t guys ask for boobs anyway? I’m not sure about the pair that you provided him with though… He’s going to need bigger juicier ones to sink his head into.
Thanks for the comment on my blog, Malach, I wish I could write a book. I wouldn’t know where to start and I would know what to write about…. I would love to see a cover though! xx
Tom Jones singing ‘Ring of Fire’… I may need some of Mike’s Good Drugs to recover from that.
Those boobs have nothing on mine.
Nice picture for Mike, I am sure he greatly appreciates all everyone is doing for him with the boobie power.
Kid Intense: ( ) Ok I am just speechless at this point.
Women snap? What? Are you insane! I don’t snap!!!! Get the hell out of here you big sissy. Oh did you see my new chainsaw on my site????
If tiger woods can win a bunch of sissy golf tournaments on a bum knee, then I know I can take over the world on two bum knees. I feel so much more confident now.
If any man proposed to me on a video game, I would have to take out my chainsaw. On your knee bitch, be a man about it!
Have a LOVELY day!!!!
Like Mike, I once also asked for boobs to help speed my recovery.
Unfortunately, I asked for them prior to going under anesthesia while on the operating table.
I know have a magnificent set of knockers.
Seriously. I no longer leave the house for entertainment.
I’m not a big golf guy, in fact, I hate it, but the reason Woods dominates is b/c he’s not your average fat, out-of-shape golfer. That gives him the edge he needs to put his skills to work.
Wow, those are all some interesting Ring of Fire remakes . . . and Liz Phair is hot!
Dear Malach, why are you so queer?
I don’t mind if Kid Intense have a computer game which would be fun. If i tell Malicious Intent to grant her permission to do a computer game of Kid Intense, i think she would be interested. (And then again, maybe not.) My opinion is to bring web comics to have their own computer games someday.
I made the LandLady puke at the pic of Liz Phair. You will have to wait for the belly pic. You want the belly to be big.
Dear Malach,
Is Liz peeing?
Elise: Maybe I will work on a painting inspired by your blog. I would assume, removal of a organ equals morphine.
Colonel: yeah that was scary
Bridget: I am sure!
MI: I am glad you can prove my case
Moog: Your looking more and more like Amy Roloff everyday no?
Angryman: hence you notice, there are less and less of those type of golfers
Dr. John: Hot like Volcano?
VM: A Kid Intense Video Game? Wow, I can see that being easy to win.
AngryGinger: Do it, it is the only present I want for the rest of my life.
Rag: Not sure, I will research.
Dear Malach,
I’m pretty sure you dont want your bumper sticker on my car… i drive like an asshole, and i doubt you want my douchebaggery on wheels to be linked to you. if i gave you my mailing address, would you send me a stool sample pasties and/or thong isntead?
I don’t know who Liz is, but I hope she cheers Mike up.
That geeky computer-programmer story was kind of sweet - it took him a month to do it - that’s a nice thing to do. Glad she said yes
x
That marriage proposal reminded me the one in that basketball game where the Guy was hiden inside the Mascot suit and proposed but the gilr said no and ran…
well well I will say this one was extremely clever!!!
TM: still would rock
Kitty: A American singer songwriter
Toyi: Just Jealous?
oh Jealous if were to be a good man, but craps I don’t want in my life lol I rather stay the way I am right now… and stick to my dreams muhuhhahahaha