I fell into your burning ring of fire!
Published April 16th, 2008 in .Plugs
Episode 33 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is up. This episode shows truly just how empathetic and altruistic Dick is.
There is also a really strange new Fetus X.
Also, some well wishes and prayers are in order. One for HTGT’s mother. And PrePon. It seems Pre Pon has sort of returned back to the blogasphere, and her life has been turned completely upside down. Pre Pon, I do deal with these types of situation for a living, so if you need assistance contact me.
Late Birthday
You know how much of a geek I am, well my mother-in-law ordered me a couple of birthday gifts, they came in today. You know what they were? Well, there was this and this.
Dear Malach
- Elise writes: Dear Malach, How do you know he’s (Mike) drugged up? Don’t guys ask for boobs anyway? Elise, Elise, Mike had a Kidney removed, I would guess, that involves quite a bit of pain, and quite a bit of morphine to dull said pain. As for Boobs, most guys sure, Malach himself is really not a big breast guy though. I prefer the hips.
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Women snap? What? Are you insane! I don’t snap!!!! Get the hell out of here you big sissy. Oh did you see my new chainsaw on my site???? MI, sorry, your absolutely right, sorry, I didn’t mean nothing by it . . i’m scared. See how that works.
- Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, why are you so queer? Dear John, why do you want to know, do I turn you on?
- C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, Is Liz peeing? Not that I could tell, but the might have photoshopped the picture. Also for Kitty, Liz Phair is an American Singer Songwriter, here is some of her better stuff:
6′ 1″
Supernova
F*ck and Run
Whip Smart
Flower
Whitechocolatespaceegg
Divorce Song - Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, I’m pretty sure you dont want your bumper sticker on my car… i drive like an asshole, and i doubt you want my douchebaggery on wheels to be linked to you. if i gave you my mailing address, would you send me a stool sample pasties and/or thong isntead? I would love that, especially if you had a pic of an accident with the sticker. But if you want, because of the cookies, I can send something else, art or something? I suppose too, I could find a site to make a thong . . . what do you think?
Hey Dubya
So after years on almost no response to the Global Warming Crisis, you decide with 9 months in office left to address, with really no plan and a stupid goal (Frackin’ 17 years?).
Yeah
I don’t know why the Pope has yet to address his visit to the US at his official blog, he won’t answer my calls.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, and wow, what a geek.
Dear Malach,
After reading PrePo’s blog today, all I have to say is “And you are scared of women???” What in the hell do you think drives us to that point (the point that scares you at least.)
Hey did you check out my pretty new chain saw on my page. I think I will let her borrow it.
I am so fucking bummed out right now. Think I’ll have a bowl of apple jacks.
Thanks for the song links - she has an ‘individual’ voice.
My love and thoughts go to HTGT and PP, and still thinking of Mike of course. Seems quite a few folks are going through a tough time right now.
LOL at MI - she needs to go and sit in the tub with a little bit of shampoo in there and switch the jets on
x
Thanks, Malach.
I’m still flabbergasted at Pre Po’s situation. *shakes head*
I once, a long time ago, read a book by Ludlum, The Road to Gandolfo. The plot of the main guy in the book stayed with me. Kidnap the Pope and ask a dollar from all Catholics across the world. That, in theory is a fabulous plan. Then, I think the world might have said OK, and coughed up. Do you think they would now?
I think it is time for De Pope’s blog to get rolling again. What has been keeping him so busy?
Dude, what do you think about this crap they are spewing about Obama and Rev. Wright?
Dear Malach,
Have you used these “colon cleansing” products? Is it true that there’s stuff stuck to my colon walls “like spackle or paste?” If so, would it be bad manners to use it to hang wallpaper and fix my drywall? I’m afraid it might smell…but, hey - FREE SPACKLE!
Thanks.
So did you get that FLDS wife that I sent you in the mail yet?
I know how much you love that hair style & dresses.
Hohoho, Baby Killer, De Pope has heard your prayer, yes, yes. Dear Malach, why do you steal the Churches money with your job, but not return it by going to church, yes, yes?
MI: Yes, men are bad, but I will get into that more tonight
Kitty: Liz is very unique in voice and also subject matter.
HTGT: Yeah I agree.
Bridget: Ask the pope
Angryman: I harassed him, and lo and behold got him recommitted, BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH
Dr. John: Some thoughts on that tonight
Moooge: Have not, get constant emails about them
Rag: I am excited, what were the shipping costs on that?
Pooper: Glad to see you back, and I will answer the holy question.
I fear that most women take advantage of men of their money. How come women are good at loving men for their money?
I also want to hear what “The Pope” have to say of his visit to US yes yes…
What is this, Weather Underground here? You want Bush to fix Clinton’s Economy, Bin Laden’s Rage and now, you want him to tell China to stop poluting the planet too?
And if the Pope is so bad, how come he always has such a nice smile? I love that little guy!!!!
reminds me of mccainsmmmmmmmmm…..
VM: You’re scared
Toyi: Follow his blog
Murky: marry them both then
a thong would be acceptable.