Jolene, please don’t take my man
Published April 17th, 2008 in .Plugs
None of my own today, I worked late, but I do want to tell you, after weeks of harassment from your truly, De Pope is back!
Also, Mike (sans Kidney) is back home, so welcome him back.
You are listening too . . .
A remake of a Dolly Parton hit, Jolene, by The White Stripes. The remake is very interesting and pretty faithful to the original, but is a rock and roll kind of way. If you want to hear the original, you can hear it here. Dolly, even though she has become of a bit of a joke over the years, is a killer singer and songwriter, especially with songs like this one.
I suppose I will dedicate the song to Jolean, aka Curvesalot.
Dear Malach
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, After reading PrePo’s blog today, all I have to say is “And you are scared of women???” What in the hell do you think drives us to that point (the point that scares you at least.) I agree with you. Working with a number of homeless families, the majority of them are single mother’s whose men have abandoned, used, and abused them. We have close to 100 properties, and 98 of them are like this. Malach is one of the only Males who works at this non profit, and the only one doing the disability stuff, so I consult on most of these cases. It is shocking to me that for the majority of women, I am the greatest guy they ever met. They been in the vicious circle their entire life with men, including their fathers; they don’t even know what a good man is and how to find one. We even have a transitional home that can house upwards of 40 people in SRO style living, and that is all women. So, yes, I understand what drives some women crazy. My wife on the other hand . . .
- Bridget writes: Dear Malach, I once, a long time ago, read a book by Ludlum, The Road to Gandolfo. The plot of the main guy in the book stayed with me. Kidnap the Pope and ask a dollar from all Catholics across the world. That, in theory is a fabulous plan. Then, I think the world might have said OK, and coughed up. Do you think they would now? No, first of all most of the Catholics I know, aren’t even real Catholics, so that cuts out half of them. The other half would not give into something like that . . .
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, I think it is time for De Pope’s blog to get rolling again. What has been keeping him so busy? Well, I whined and threatened him for about a week now, and it seems to have worked.
- Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, Dude, what do you think about this crap they are spewing about Obama and Rev. Wright? That is interesting you should mention that, I have been arguing this on a forum. Obama has denounced and disassociated him self with the Rev. That to me is great, but people want to go on saying that he should be influenced by the time spent with him. Of course I argue a few thoughts. There are lots of Catholics in the world, who grew up, and had their faith formed by Priest who were involved in the sex abuse scandal . .. now these people could denounce those priests and not be a automaton following their example. Of course then I throw the whole Bush/Bin Laden 40 year influence as another example and they kind of shut up.
- MOOOOOGEY writes: Dear Malach, Have you used these “colon cleansing” products? Is it true that there’s stuff stuck to my colon walls “like spackle or paste?” If so, would it be bad manners to use it to hang wallpaper and fix my drywall? I’m afraid it might smell…but, hey - FREE SPACKLE! Thanks. I have not used one, but I have always wanted to get a high colonic, don’t know why. Hey, I been getting a lot of these style spam emails recently . . . hmmmm. As for spackle, can you just paint it, or do you have to prime it first?
- C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, So did you get that FLDS wife that I sent you in the mail yet? I know how much you love that hair style & dresses. Uhh, you forgot to poke air holes in the box! I suppose I could use her as a scarecrow though.
- Pope Benedict the XVI writes: Dear Malach, why do you steal the Churches money with your job, but not return it by going to church, yes, yes? Hey Popey, why are all your parishes going bankrupt, yet you hold to expensive property and chastise the faithful for not donating enough. That’s one, I got plenty more.
- Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, I fear that most women take advantage of men of their money. How come women are good at loving men for their money? Hey VM, I got new villain for Kid Intense, and female, call her the Gold Digger.
- Dr. Murk writes: Dear Malach, What is this, Weather Underground here? You want Bush to fix Clinton’s Economy, Bin Laden’s Rage and now, you want him to tell China to stop poluting the planet too? Wow, when did Murky become Rush Limbaugh?
Frackin’ A!
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HOLY FRACK!
The Bruins won again, and won big! Mooog might not have to peel that tattoo off just yet! I got a feeling they are just teasing. Don’t fret though Bruins fans, this team is in the same situation the Celtics were a year ago if Pierce played the entire year.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
3 out of 4 on this short road trip rocks.
MMMMMMM
Candy Flavored Cocaine.
Malach’s Quote of the Day
My hovercraft is full of eels. - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
I am Malach, and you can see my genius, stop looking that is rude.
The Cuss-o-meter says my blog contains only 4.1% of cuss-words. Therefore I am a low level cuss site. Fucking hell!
x
(LMAO at kitty!)
Malach, why do I have to stop looking at your genius?
DollyWood Forever!!!!!
Malach,
I did know the answer to my question, as I work in the same industry and I wanted to say thank you for bringing that to light. It needed to come from another dude. Most of the active workers, volunteers in the human services/non-profit areas are by majority women. We do have a few outstanding Dad’s who step up to the plate and constantly hit home runs and they are basically worshiped for their work. Although, I think they should be treated just as any other employee/volunteer doing this work. The only thing that sets them apart is their gender and the infrequency of the male gender participating in life to such work. My husand is another one of those heros, so to speak. But he wants no credit for what he does. He just loves doing it and working with our population.
In defense of the guys, I know some mom’s who would shame even a crack hore. I have seen mothers walk away from their children to just head for what appears to be greener feilds and have seen mothers who blindly think their children can do no wrong and attack others for their inability to parent and control their own offspring (it’s always someone else’s fault.)
Note to readers: Never judge a homeless person, or a family forced to live in a shelter, I can guarantee you that they don’t want to be there. Shelters are not the end of the road, but the begining of a new one. The smart ones take advantage of all they have to offer and many have better lives once they leave there than the ones they had before they got there.
“Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.”
John D. Rockefeller
“Where there is charity and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance.”
St. Francis of Assisi
‘Charity begins at home, but should not end there.”
Thomas Fuller
“Learn to give, to share, to reach out with no other motive other than the purest desire to help another human without judgement…for you can be in their shoes with little to no notice.”
-Malicious Intent
Well allright! My place got a HIGH rating on the Cuss-o-Meter. What the fucks up with that?
I have to say this about the Rev. Wright- I got curious and went over to You-Tube and watched quite a few of his sermons, including the controversial one which everyone has seen 10 seconds of, and I have to say that I found him an intelligent, compelling, perfectly rational speaker. I’d certainly go to his church every week. I’ve also been doing some other reading about him, and the guy is A-OK. The current brouhaha over him is the perfect example of a high-tech 21st century witch hunt/lynching.
Cuss-o-meter - It’s amazing how I am just drawn to things that will disappoint me. It tell me I don’t cuss. At all. Moronical contraption.
When i was watching a video from youtube, i was watching a video with Mr. T as he goes against those lying executives while driving. He was driving a truck telling them to put virturasation in the controllers and not in the network switches. That is real funny. You should show this to the rest of the guys.
Dear Malach:
What makes Obama so cool? His pork sword or his back-track machine?
Wait…
Somewhere there’s a house full of vulnerable women?!? Where do I sign up?!?!?
I need to get my mojo back.
That should do it.
I’m pseudo-back-on-the-Bruins-bandwagon…but there are still two more games to go and my hair is falling out much faster than usual during playoff time.
Do these vulnerable chicks like bald midgets?
Man Malach what is happening? the last blogs have sucked.. (at least to me lol)nothing complitely intersting going on?
We need to bring the cussing level up, ass fuck shit hell bitch damn cunt up. What do you think it will take to bring the profanity up to a proper level?
Dear Malach,
Which presidential candidate’s physical deformity will provide them most (and best) future laughs:
Barack Obama’s Dumbo ears?
Hillary Clinton’s cankles and beaver teeth?
John McCains lumpy head?
I will need to know soon. I am casting my vote accordingly.
Also, do you suppose PrePo’s husband was the guy that got caught screwing the picnic table in Ohio? I believe this will require some research.
De Pope isa happy you helpe the women, but you must do more! Repent!
Kitty: I am honetly not a big believer in swears, so I am wondering if it my comments or what.
HTGT: Being the Spongebob fan, I would think you would already now that
Rag: Dolly rocks, she ain’t just big boobs and wigs
MI: Well said. In my office there are 4 males. One is a priest, the other runs our HUD Property Aquisition, so he does not deal with clients. I direct disability serivices, and the other guy runs one of our housing program with 15 families. In our other offices, a guy who works for me, who is paralyzed from waist down, and rarely works with clients, he does more of the “Catholic Stuff”, and then maintenance guys who also do property maintenance so they have some interaction with clients. I end up being the guy they use a mentor of teen guys, and moms to help them see what a good father and husband is, along with disability stuff. So we have maybe 10 our of 75 employees male
Colonel: I agree, if I was black, I might be bitter too, minorities still get the shaft on a lot of things.
Bridget: Evil woman
Vincent: How about a link?
Murk: he is just frackin’ cool, like Al Gore
MOOOGE: Considering the majority of the guys the deal with are unemployed felons who beat them, you would be top of the line
Toyi: Sorry, I will try to do better, mostly boring news I think
Angryman: Damn, you just screwed the whole thing up
Mike: Wow, good question for one with less kidneys that most. Interesting thought on Prepon’s husband
Pope: How about the AIDS crisis in Africa? You convert the masses, and contributed to that no?
I know some women who would take a foul mouthed bald midget with a steady pay check any day over what they have now.
oh man malach! you have outdone yourself! that was too funny! thanks for the dedication!
well apparently i don’t cuss enough (when i write) as it was only a 2.4%!
MI: How about a nice bald tall guy like myself
Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, please don’t take him cause you can
I think your genius is sexy! I dont want a man for his money. I make my own thank you!
Eve: Wow, your like Dr. Frankenstein!
AGREE LOL