Your smile is like a breath of spring
Published April 18th, 2008 in .Plugs
Kid Intense is updated with Chapter Three page 6 - 7, and all I can say, is this must be seen to be believed . . .
Dear Malach
- Here Today Gone Tomorrow writes: Dear Malach, Malach, why do I have to stop looking at your genius? Being the Spongebob fan you are I thought you would get that one. The older episode where Patrick says something clever and Sponge says: “Pat your genius is showing”. And Patrick yells, “WHERE” and covers his groin. That kills me.
- Colonel Colonel writes: Dear Malach, Well allright! My place got a HIGH rating on the Cuss-o-Meter. What the f*cks up with that? Don’t blame me potty mouth.
- Dr. Murk writes: Dear Malach: What makes Obama so cool? His pork sword or his back-track machine? I know how to answer this one . . . He’s black. Murk and Malach is ‘08.
- A. Moog writes: Dear Malach, Somewhere there’s a house full of vulnerable women?!? Where do I sign up?!?!? Do these vulnerable chicks like bald midgets? Hey, you got a wallet? That will work. You don’t mind mental health and addiction issues? How about multiple kids? No income? Or SSI/TFADC income?
- Toyi: Dear Malach, Man Malach what is happening? the last blogs have sucked.. (at least to me lol)nothing complitely intersting going on? I’m sorry, is my self indulgent crap boring you? I will try to make better self-indulgent crap. Perhaps is the lack of posting on Speed Metal and Jesus? Honestly, the news has been pretty disappointing too.
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, We need to bring the cussing level up, ass f*ck sh*t hell bitch damn c*nt up. What do you think it will take to bring the profanity up to a proper level? Uhh, keep commenting like that, your probably brought it up another couple points.
- Mike(YAY) writes: Dear Malach, Which presidential candidate’s physical deformity will provide them most (and best) future laughs:
Barack Obama’s Dumbo ears? Hillary Clinton’s cankles and beaver teeth? John McCains lumpy head? I will need to know soon. I am casting my vote accordingly. Also, do you suppose PrePo’s husband was the guy that got caught screwing the picnic table in Ohio? I believe this will require some research. Wow, I see the fuzziness of pain medication is wearing off. Let see, I suppose me personally, I would prefer the cankles and teeth, those are the most easily fixable/coverable. Additionally, the teeth make a good weapon. As for PrePon’s husband, that is a very interesting thought, though I don’t think humping a picnic table would nessecarily get you hard prison time, that is just basically public exposure, got a lot of clients with that and got no jail time. I also sent a e-mail request to your hospital to see if they could use your aborted kidney for something useful, like breast implants or something.
Isiah Thomas
I still wonder what kind of dirt Isiah had on the Knicks for them to keep him around as long as they did . . . I mean, if this were you or me . . Think about it, you lose a sexual harassment suit, lose your company millions of dollars and still keep your around for a year?
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Hey Papi woke up.
Hey Angryman!
Here is a new legal hero to look up to. Simulating masturbation while standing before a judge . . .HAHAHAH, and this guy is the lawyer!
Malach Video of the Day
It’s Friday, which means it is time to Sheik Yerbouti! And since it is a Gnarls Barkley Sheik Yerbouti Friday, and I am doing covers, you get this:
I am Malach and is is Gone Daddy Gone.
11 Responses to “Your smile is like a breath of spring”
- 1 Pingback on Apr 20th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Great story of the lawyer getting 90 days for lewd behaviour in a court of law. It says he was led away in handcuffs - do you think they cuffed him behind his back, or in front? If in front, he must have been tempted to do it again? x
If it wasn’t somehow tempting fate, my aborted kidney would start its own blog.
I did some independent research on the table humpers. It wasn’t PrePo.There was a slightly more serious case in her general neighborhood involving rape and ricin. Don’t ask me how the two are connected because I didn’t get it either. Anyway, that doesn’t “appear” to be related yet either (unless PrePo is not using her real name in her emails). That case would result in some serious jail time.
I have a good suggestion, you could raise money for charity which would be fun. You could unite with other webcomic artists so we could all make the world a better place. Man, those print comic srtists would be so jealous that we could make charity. Also, we could make new webcomics that could give the world a message. How does that that sounds?
Tartar sauce!!!
I masturbate in court regularly.
Courtroom masturbation is sweeping the world as the next big craze. I thought everyone knew that.
Dear Malach, I read your wonderful multimedia ode to thine wife Super Star. Do tell us when you made it and presented it to your ladylove? As it was such a lovely piece, did she cry?
Dear Malach,
Would you vote for Dr. Matodea or would you rather vote for a bucket filled with puke?
Do I have to use f*cking *sterisks when I comm*nt on your blog?
HEy Mal,I got your bumper sticker and picture is posted as promised. As for kid intense…I’ll get back to you on that. Did you get the email I sent you of him giving me persmission to make a Kid Itense game? How did I suddenly become a progamer? I can barely work my VCR!
Kitty: Mayhap he has crotcheless pants
Mike: Hey, it could be almost as good and AngryGinger Cries . . mikesevilkidney.blogspot.com
Vincent: Problem, you would need big time webcomics to participate, or your would raise no money and most of those guys are jerkoffs
HTGT: Money, money, money
Angryman: Wow,. is that a southern thing?
BuzzBill: I can relay the story tonight
Murk: Puke bucket, defintely, even smells better the Mantodea
Hungry Mom: No
MalInt: I saw it, AWESOME! Now the 4 other of your I sent them too, I want pics.