I got another confession to make, how ’bout you?

Plugs
What I got today is a movie preview for the upcoming movie, of Will Eisner’s, The Spirit.  This could be a ton of fun, and if you are not familiar with The Spirit, check the Wikinazi article on it.  If done right could be ALOT of fun. 

Also, another new Fetus-X, more is the style that Millikin has done the past few years.

As for yesterday . .
Sorry, I have a well paying new client, who also happens to be overly picky, and they were annoying me, had a few things to do, and was also not necessarily wanting to spend and extra hour on the PC after spend half the day on it, plus the Celtics were on.  And the wife is pissing me off.  This song always makes me feel better.  I also love Prince’s version he did for the Super Bowl a few years ago.

Patriots Day
So, it was Patriots Day here is MA, about the only state that celebrates it.  I had the day off, and I am also on Vacation this week.  So, Happy Pats Day!

KMP Softball
Yeah, we won 24 - 12, first game, and honestly if not for a error by moi and some rust in the 5th inning, it would have been 24 - 6.   Yeah, we are an offensive machine, Malach went 3 - 4 with a double, there were 4 HR’s for us, I pitched 3 walks which is a lot for me, but also had 2 strikeouts.  Got another game tomorrow.

Dear Malach
Got a lot to get to, so let’s get right to it.

  • Mike writes: Dear Malach, Why is the Dali Lama in Ann Arbor Michigan giving speeches and fucking up traffic flow? Why is Richard Gere with him? Is he praying for someone to remove the gerbil from his butt?  Dali thinks it is 1960, when MIich was the center of the Auto World, and he is trying to get a good deal, Gere is with him cause he is looking to get a Yak shoved up his nether regions, and thought Dali brought one.  It also has something to do with China being a jerk, and free Tibet or some nonsense like that.
  • Angryman writes: Dear Malach, Does Vincent Morris write Kid Intense or something?  As far as I know he does, he has never told me someone else writes it, of course I don’t know why he wants to claim ownership of it.
  • Eve writes: Dear Malach,  Malach when are we doing lunch?  I would love to take the lovely Eve out to lunch, but last I new, the Angry Piper was supposed to set it up, and you know how he is.
  • Vincent Morris writes: Dear Malach, Why is AngryMan saying why i write Kid Intense? Tell AngeyMan i am the creator of Kid Intense.  Knowing he is just about to become a lawyer, I am sure he is looking for his first personal injury, pain and suffering lawsuit.  He also writes: Dear Malach, I plan to start my own Kid Intense store hopefully soon. But i have a question for you, how can i start my store through Rubbersuit studios? VM, there are plenty of ways, most stores give you code to advertise them.  He also writes: Dear Malach, What? No today’s news? That is a bummer. I hope we could all get some good news for sure.  Sorry, I need a break.
  • Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach,  Ok, AngryMan, Vincent is NOT the writer of Kid Intense, he is the creator. I hope that clears up any confusion that was floating around. Now we all want to know, why?  Who is the writer then, you seem to know too much about this whole Kid Intense stuff.
  • Phoebe Fay writes: Dear Malach, What do you have against German porn?  My God, have you seen any German porn?  They are more screwed up sexually that us Americans and the Japanese put together.  Everything I have ever seen involves defecation and urination, and Nazis.  Crazy stuff.  I still can’t get some of those Ilsa the She Wolf of the SS flicks out of my head.  Yes, they are too over fascinated with bodily fluids, solids and such.
  • HTGT writes: Dear Malach, Someone is always getting the best of me. Why do you ask?  It always make interesting stories . . . I am a virtual voyuer.
  • Colonel Colonel writes: Dear Malach, Is there a bean-ball in softball?  Not really, in slow pitch it is not called because the batter has plenty of time to avoid the pitch, but today, our short fielder got pegged in the shoulder going 2nd to 3rd, ball skipped away out of play, and he got the plate on the error.
  • Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, are you sure the reason for your lack of post wasnt because you were snorting blow off a strippers ass? it’s ok, you can admit it. it would make me respect you more.  I am sorry, that is not how I roll, my thing is smoking crack from a piper held between a porn midget’s toes.

The Bruins
Well, I watched some of the game, and they did put up a good show, but the Canadiens were just too much.  Take heart though Bruins fans, this team sorely missed Patrice Bergeron, we never really got to see how good Manny Fernandes could be, and there were a few other injuries.  They need to add a couple pieces, someone to free up Chara, and maybe a 40+ goal scorer and this is a pretty good team.

Hey it was fun while it lasted, but we still have . .

The Celtics
This team is scary.

and of course . .

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Well, the pitching is starting to settle down, and Papi is looking more like himself.  Sad part is the Celtics and even the Bruins have been distracting and I don’t even know who they are playing next.  And Red Sox Nation loves you Hank Steinbrenner.  Keep it up Hank and I might have to give you your own category on this blog.

GSP
Yeah, not surprisingly dominated Matt Serra, now it will be interesting if we get a Serra v. Hughes fight next.

The Armed Forces
Since the US knows a draft will not work, they are now loosening requirement for recruits.  The military already has a known gang problem, and this probably won’t help.  Of course, if you made a platoon of prison lifers, that could also be interesting.

Hillary
I am woman, I am Invincible!  Take that right wing nuts!

Uhh
Wasn’t it The Flying Nun? 

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and wait for the Youkilis impersonation


21 Responses to “I got another confession to make, how ’bout you?”

  1. 1 Colonel Colonel

    Maybe the DoD has the right idea- just round up all the hoods and gang-bangers and send ‘em to Iraq. That’d solve two problems at once…

  2. 2 AngryMan

    Keep in mind that while the Celtics are good, they are playing the Hawks. The Hawks make any team look good, except for the Hawks. Maybe they should stop being the Hawks and become another team?

  3. 3 Dr. Murk

    Angryman,

    The Celtics beat EVERY team in the NBA.

    They were something like 25 and 5 versus the West, won 66 games and and and and and

    WHAT???? Keep in mind nothing asshole it’s ther celtics and we are teh 1 for winning people and you lose!

  4. 4 Bridget

    Stupid client. No idea of the ripple effect of his perfectionism and pickiness does he the little fecker? As for the porn midget, I hope you’re not referring to Gary Coleman. *shudder*

  5. 5 Toyi

    Uhhh Poor priest, I hope they find him alive…o-0

  6. 6 Dr. John Rebello

    Go Celtics! Dear Malach what is your favorite number?

  7. 7 Malach the Merciless

    Colonel: Yeah, we could have this crazy platoon of mass murderers, and gang bangers

    Angry: See Dr. Murk’s comments. The Celtics dominted the West, and Atlanta would give a couple of the top East teams some issues

    Bridget: Your quite hostile

    Toyi: I would tend to doubt it, watch Mythbusters

    Dr. John: Interesting question

  8. 8 C.Rag

    I like how those French Canadians rioted after beating the Bruins. They really don’t have anything else do to.

  9. 9 AngryGinger

    My LandLady pisses me off all the time. Instead of playing music that makes me feel better, I just make her vomit. Good Times!

  10. 10 AngryMan

    I never said they weren’t a good team, you two fucktards! My only point is that beating the Hawks doesn’t really count for anything b/c it’s the fracking Hawks!

  11. 11 Phoebe Fay

    Hillary Clinton is starting to scare the shit out of me. If she’d been in that picture with Cheney and the Pope, I’m pretty sure the combined forces of fuckedupedness would cause reality to collapse on itself.

  12. 12 Tequila Mockingbird

    you said the magic words “porno midget”…

    i think i just soaked my khakis.

  13. 13 Dr. Murk

    AngryDickhead

    SHUT UP. They beat the Hawks by more thank 20 points and didn’t play any starters more than 35 minutes. SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!

    I can handle your Patriots criticisms, Red Sox busting and whatever……

    But NOT MY CELTICS!!!

    No.

    I’ve waited too long for their return to glory and now I will have to punish your negativity….

  14. 14 AngryMan

    I’m not criticizing them! I’m just saying that the Hawks suck! I’d actually be happy if the Celts won!!! BURN IN HELL, YOU OVER SENSITIVE BASTARD!

  15. 15 Malach the Merciless

    Rag: yeah they are nutty about them Hockey, ask Lucas TdS about that

    AngryGinger: Does this music make you happy, is she getting the best of you?

    Angry: The Hawks are an interesting up and comer like the Sixers

    Phoebe: I can make that one

    Teq: Yeah! Back in the good graces!

    Murky and Angryman: Get a room.

  16. 16 tiff

    But where is the confession?

  17. 17 Dr. Murk

    Why should we get a room? I don’t get it.

  18. 18 Malach the Merciless

    Tiff: See how I draw you in

    Dr. Murk: Because you want to make sweet love to each other, I can tell.

  19. 19 Malicious Intent

    Just for the record, I wanted to clarify that Kid Intense is CREATED because non one can all that writing. That was just a simple observation.

    I just got done doing a major rant on my blog. I feel better now. Now one got hurt.

  20. 20 Malicious Intent

    Damn, look how bad I typed that out….stress and keyboards…not a good combo. Off for some icecream!

  21. 21 Eve

    George St Pierre is my favorite! Glad he dominated!

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