Comments on: Oh how I love to see you smilin’ http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/ The Daily Ramblings of Malach the Merciless Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:21:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Dr. Murk http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19948 Dr. Murk Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:29:52 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19948 I love Steve Martin. He just has no soul. He plays a banjo. Banjo ain't got no soul. I love Steve Martin. He just has no soul. He plays a banjo. Banjo ain’t got no soul.

]]> By: Bridget http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19940 Bridget Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:52:17 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19940 People? What people? Malach, you are familiar with the South African term "coconut?" If so, wouldn't you then agree that I, a self procliamed coconut, am immediately disqualified to claim any kinship with people of color? *snort* Of course, coconuts are most painfully persecuted. People? What people? Malach, you are familiar with the South African term “coconut?” If so, wouldn’t you then agree that I, a self procliamed coconut, am immediately disqualified to claim any kinship with people of color? *snort* Of course, coconuts are most painfully persecuted.

]]> By: Malach the Merciless http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19938 Malach the Merciless Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:14:51 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19938 Murky: Crazy knock on Steve Martin! Mike: Sorry to hear that Murky: Crazy knock on Steve Martin!

Mike: Sorry to hear that

]]> By: Dr. Murk http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19937 Dr. Murk Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:14:52 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19937 Mike, Agreed. If this is the best three we've got maybe we should just disband as a country and call it a day. Seriously. It's like going to a restaurant and being offered three choices: dishrag soup, spit coated salad or monkey ball with feta cheese ice cream. In my opinion, not voting is akin to walking out of the restaurant. Unfortunately, we still have to eat the meal no matter what... AND, the popular vote still does not decide the election anyways. I know it's all supposed to correlate to districts and electoral votes and a 1 for 1 etc etc, but really. They could tell us that Bush won again and we'd have to accept it. No? Well, that's what Iraq said in their last election and look what happened there.... They got Bush anyways, and got bombed for arguing. And I'm a Republican! Mike,

Agreed. If this is the best three we’ve got maybe we should just disband as a country and call it a day. Seriously. It’s like going to a restaurant and being offered three choices: dishrag soup, spit coated salad or monkey ball with feta cheese ice cream.

In my opinion, not voting is akin to walking out of the restaurant. Unfortunately, we still have to eat the meal no matter what…

AND, the popular vote still does not decide the election anyways. I know it’s all supposed to correlate to districts and electoral votes and a 1 for 1 etc etc, but really. They could tell us that Bush won again and we’d have to accept it.

No?

Well, that’s what Iraq said in their last election and look what happened there…. They got Bush anyways, and got bombed for arguing.

And I’m a Republican!

]]> By: mike http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19935 mike Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:58:56 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19935 Oh, and don't tell me that if I don't vote, I can't bitch. Because I can. I am bitching because all of the candidates suck Moooooog explosive diarrhea. They are all substandard and rejected. Oh, and don’t tell me that if I don’t vote, I can’t bitch. Because I can. I am bitching because all of the candidates suck Moooooog explosive diarrhea. They are all substandard and rejected.

]]> By: mike http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19934 mike Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:57:42 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19934 I've decided not to vote. I hate them all equally. Fucking hate them I tell you. I’ve decided not to vote. I hate them all equally. Fucking hate them I tell you.

]]> By: Dr. Murk http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19933 Dr. Murk Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:53:00 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19933 And, by the way... you don't need soul to laugh. Look at Steve Martin. And, by the way… you don’t need soul to laugh. Look at Steve Martin.

]]> By: Malach the Merciless http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19932 Malach the Merciless Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:56:53 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19932 Rag: Why? Angryman: That made me laugh so hard, I called Dr. Murk right away to tell him about it. MI: Too bad Kitty didn't live in the US, I might be able to help her out. Mooog: That a tough one, I should have your answer tonight Eve: You need a guest professional to speak to the young ladies, I am all for that Bridget: Your supposed to say: I'M NOT HOSTILE MY PEOPLE BEING PERSECUTED! Murk: Like the bodies in the mound in the back yard? HTGT: just me I guess Phoebe: Even when they do vote, they vote wrong. Rag: Why?

Angryman: That made me laugh so hard, I called Dr. Murk right away to tell him about it.

MI: Too bad Kitty didn’t live in the US, I might be able to help her out.

Mooog: That a tough one, I should have your answer tonight

Eve: You need a guest professional to speak to the young ladies, I am all for that

Bridget: Your supposed to say: I’M NOT HOSTILE MY PEOPLE BEING PERSECUTED!

Murk: Like the bodies in the mound in the back yard?

HTGT: just me I guess

Phoebe: Even when they do vote, they vote wrong.

]]> By: Phoebe Fay http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19931 Phoebe Fay Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:06:37 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19931 Alligators are all over Florida. And yet people still like to have little dogs (or appetizers, as the alligators call them). This is why we don't let Floridians vote. Alligators are all over Florida. And yet people still like to have little dogs (or appetizers, as the alligators call them).

This is why we don’t let Floridians vote.

]]> By: here today, gone tomorrow http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19930 here today, gone tomorrow Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:33:28 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19930 Why do you attract so much sexual tension to your blog, Malach? Why do you attract so much sexual tension to your blog, Malach?

]]> By: Dr. Murk http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19927 Dr. Murk Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:56:56 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19927 I've got a saucefull of secrets. No one wants in. I’ve got a saucefull of secrets. No one wants in.

]]> By: Bridget http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19926 Bridget Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:44:12 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19926 Just one secret! Jeepers that is brave. Erm ... I am not hostile, just ... fine, hostile. You've seen through my IDC veneer. Just one secret! Jeepers that is brave. Erm … I am not hostile, just … fine, hostile. You’ve seen through my IDC veneer.

]]> By: Eve http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19925 Eve Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:12:06 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19925 I just started coaching a girls softball team this year. Its a lot of fun. Basically just fundamentals but all in all pretty good. I just started coaching a girls softball team this year. Its a lot of fun. Basically just fundamentals but all in all pretty good.

]]> By: moooooog35 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19923 moooooog35 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:02:38 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19923 Dear Malach, I've had explosive diarrhea for about a week now. I believe I have either E.Coli, the refried beans from the Mexican restaurant are simply stuck to my colon walls like spackle or paste (see previous comment), or my wife is poisoning me. My question is: What's the best way to heal my ruined sphincter? It feels like John Holmes put pepper spray all over his wiener and then abused me anally for days on end. I've tried Vaseline, Oil of Olay and even tried rubbing a wallet sized photo of Rachel Rae on it. None of it's working. Your ASSistance is appreciated (I'm here all week! Try the veal!) Moooooog Dear Malach,

I’ve had explosive diarrhea for about a week now. I believe I have either E.Coli, the refried beans from the Mexican restaurant are simply stuck to my colon walls like spackle or paste (see previous comment), or my wife is poisoning me.

My question is:

What’s the best way to heal my ruined sphincter? It feels like John Holmes put pepper spray all over his wiener and then abused me anally for days on end.

I’ve tried Vaseline, Oil of Olay and even tried rubbing a wallet sized photo of Rachel Rae on it. None of it’s working.

Your ASSistance is appreciated (I’m here all week! Try the veal!)

Moooooog

]]> By: Malicious Intent http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19921 Malicious Intent Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:53:34 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/04/22/oh-how-i-love-to-see-you-smilin/#comment-19921 Kitty is definately having a shitty time! Crap, folks are dropping like flies! Kid - He seems to be fighting someone with a really bad skin condition, or its the creature from the black lagoon. (Remember that flick?) I hope Kitty and PrePo are both going to land on their feet ok. BTDT, it's stressful, hard and lonely and I so wish I could be there for both of those awesome chics. At least Mike is fairing well. Kitty is definately having a shitty time! Crap, folks are dropping like flies!
Kid - He seems to be fighting someone with a really bad skin condition, or its the creature from the black lagoon. (Remember that flick?)

I hope Kitty and PrePo are both going to land on their feet ok. BTDT, it’s stressful, hard and lonely and I so wish I could be there for both of those awesome chics.

At least Mike is fairing well.

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