Oh how I love to see you smilin’
Published April 22nd, 2008 in .Plugs
Well, some of my blogging buddies are having some craptacular days, namely MI, and especially Kitty.
So with that being said you have this song and a couple of plugs. First, MI’s favorite, Kid Intense is back with INTENSE TIME! Chapter Three page 8 - 9 are up.
Also, a popular piece of serialized fiction on this site, The Sheppard Chronicles, by Ben Byrd has been updated. If had free time, I would also make this into a webcomic.
You are listening too . . .
Smiley Faces, from Gnarls Barkley.
Dear Malach
- ParadOx writes: Dear Malach, Has someone taken your faith? It’s real, the pain you feel. You trust. You must… confess! Yes, I grew up Catholic, but really never got into Catholicism, even though I tried, so you could say Adulthood took my faith. As for Confession, it is one of the things that turned me off to Catholicism.
- Bridget writes: Dear Malach, Stupid client. No idea of the ripple effect of his perfectionism and pickiness does he the little fecker? The problem is this client wants the world, and I only work for $25 hour which is half the price of most web designers, they constantly change their mind about everything too.
- Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach what is your favorite number? Number 9. But I could not tell you why. My birthday is 4/5 so that equals 9, was born in ‘72, 7 + 2 = 9. If you subtract my wife’s favorite number 14 from her birthday Jan 23rd you get 9. My wife birthday is 1/23, mine is of course 4/5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Our son was born 11/10, so we were going to try to some how meet in the middle but the daughter ruined it. I could go on.
- Tiff writes: Dear Malach, But where is the confession? I told you Catholicism turned me off to confession . . . I do have one secret no one but wifey knows, maybe someday, I will confess it
- Dr. Murk writes: Dear Malach, Why should we (him and Angryman) get a room? I don’t get it. It is so obvious by your little fight yesterday you want to make sweet love to one another, just admit it, confess. By the way, we up for some Descentthis weekend? I did a nice couple hour playtest with the boy, cool, cool game.
KMP Softball update
Game two today vs. the team that knocked us out of the playoff. Won 9 - 2. Yay!
And yes, Malach knows you all love candids, of celebrity crotches
Hell knows when I posted a link to Britney’s coming out party, my site stats went nuts. So today we have just turned 18 Emma Watson caught in a upskirt photo. Gotta love the internet.
Congrats Kevin Garnett
Defensive player of the year!
You Damn Pennsylvanians!
Now we got to put up with no nominee for . . I don’t now how long! Dr. Murk is laughing at you.
More reasons to move to Florida
Cuddly wildlife.
Malach’s Quote of the Day
“I shall take the heart… for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world.” -The Tin Man
I am Malach and put on a smiley face
The Shepherd Chronicles needs to have more butt sex.
Dr. Murk isn’t laughing, you have to have a soul to laugh.
Kitty is definately having a shitty time! Crap, folks are dropping like flies!
Kid - He seems to be fighting someone with a really bad skin condition, or its the creature from the black lagoon. (Remember that flick?)
I hope Kitty and PrePo are both going to land on their feet ok. BTDT, it’s stressful, hard and lonely and I so wish I could be there for both of those awesome chics.
At least Mike is fairing well.
Dear Malach,
I’ve had explosive diarrhea for about a week now. I believe I have either E.Coli, the refried beans from the Mexican restaurant are simply stuck to my colon walls like spackle or paste (see previous comment), or my wife is poisoning me.
My question is:
What’s the best way to heal my ruined sphincter? It feels like John Holmes put pepper spray all over his wiener and then abused me anally for days on end.
I’ve tried Vaseline, Oil of Olay and even tried rubbing a wallet sized photo of Rachel Rae on it. None of it’s working.
Your ASSistance is appreciated (I’m here all week! Try the veal!)
Moooooog
I just started coaching a girls softball team this year. Its a lot of fun. Basically just fundamentals but all in all pretty good.
Just one secret! Jeepers that is brave. Erm … I am not hostile, just … fine, hostile. You’ve seen through my IDC veneer.
I’ve got a saucefull of secrets. No one wants in.
Why do you attract so much sexual tension to your blog, Malach?
Alligators are all over Florida. And yet people still like to have little dogs (or appetizers, as the alligators call them).
This is why we don’t let Floridians vote.
Rag: Why?
Angryman: That made me laugh so hard, I called Dr. Murk right away to tell him about it.
MI: Too bad Kitty didn’t live in the US, I might be able to help her out.
Mooog: That a tough one, I should have your answer tonight
Eve: You need a guest professional to speak to the young ladies, I am all for that
Bridget: Your supposed to say: I’M NOT HOSTILE MY PEOPLE BEING PERSECUTED!
Murk: Like the bodies in the mound in the back yard?
HTGT: just me I guess
Phoebe: Even when they do vote, they vote wrong.
And, by the way… you don’t need soul to laugh. Look at Steve Martin.
I’ve decided not to vote. I hate them all equally. Fucking hate them I tell you.
Oh, and don’t tell me that if I don’t vote, I can’t bitch. Because I can. I am bitching because all of the candidates suck Moooooog explosive diarrhea. They are all substandard and rejected.
Mike,
Agreed. If this is the best three we’ve got maybe we should just disband as a country and call it a day. Seriously. It’s like going to a restaurant and being offered three choices: dishrag soup, spit coated salad or monkey ball with feta cheese ice cream.
In my opinion, not voting is akin to walking out of the restaurant. Unfortunately, we still have to eat the meal no matter what…
AND, the popular vote still does not decide the election anyways. I know it’s all supposed to correlate to districts and electoral votes and a 1 for 1 etc etc, but really. They could tell us that Bush won again and we’d have to accept it.
No?
Well, that’s what Iraq said in their last election and look what happened there…. They got Bush anyways, and got bombed for arguing.
And I’m a Republican!
Murky: Crazy knock on Steve Martin!
Mike: Sorry to hear that
People? What people? Malach, you are familiar with the South African term “coconut?” If so, wouldn’t you then agree that I, a self procliamed coconut, am immediately disqualified to claim any kinship with people of color? *snort* Of course, coconuts are most painfully persecuted.
I love Steve Martin. He just has no soul. He plays a banjo. Banjo ain’t got no soul.