Fear of a Black Planet
Published April 24th, 2008 in .Plugs
Episode 34 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is now up. Enjoy that one.
Also, Dr. Murk has a new holiday.
You are listening too . . .
In dedication of all this crap I am hearing about Barack Obama and how some whites don’t want to vote for a black man cause he is black, we got Fear of a Black Planet, from Public Enemy.
I still find it very hard to believe that after all these years there are a large group of Americans who see the world in Black and White and not shade of Grey. The lyrics to this song, and song that is almost 20 years old and relevant to this election:
Man you ain’t gotta
Worry ’bout a thing
‘Bout your daughter
Nah she ain’t my type
(But supposin’ she said she loved me)
Are you afraid of the mix of Black and White
We’re livin’ in a land where
The law say the mixing of race
Makes the blood impure
She’s a woman I’m a man
But by the look on your face
See ya can’t stand itMan calm your ass down don’t get mad
I don’t your sistah
(But supposin’ she said she loved me)
Would you still love her
Or would you dismiss her
What is pure? Who is pure?
Is it European state of being, I’m not sure
If the whole world was to come
Thru peace and love
Then what would we made of?Excuse us for the news
You might not be amused
But did you know white comes from Black
No need to be confusedExcuse us for the news
I question those accused
Why is this fear of Black from White
Influence who you choose?Man c’mon now, I don’t want your wife
Stop screamin’ it’s not the end of your life
(But supposin’ she said she loved me)
What’s wrong with some color in your family tree
I don’t knowI’m just a rhyme sayer
Skins protected ‘gainst the ozone layers
Breakdown 2001
Might be best to be Black
Or just Brown countdownI’ve been wonderin’ why
People livin’ in fear
Of my shade
(Or my hi top fade)
I’m not the one that’s runnin’
But they got me one the run
Treat me like I have a gun
All I got is genes and chromosomes
Consider me Black to the bone
All I want is peace and love
On this planet
(Ain’t that how God planned it?)Excuse us for the news
You might not be amused
But did you know White comes from Black
No need to be confusedExcuse us for the news
I question those accused
Why is this fear of Black from White
Influence who you choose?
I love PE.
Dear Malach
- Tequila Mockingbird writes: Dear Malach, if you could go back in time and inseminate any animal with your super-seed, which one would it be? I assume a few things with this question, first humans are out of bounds, and also, this is an attempt to create a super race? Didn’t even have to think long for this one, some type of great bird, either a hawk or eagle. It would give this being flight, super strength, and nasty natural weapons. My race of bird man would rule all! You gave me a great idea, going back in time now! FEAR OF A BIRDMAN PLANET!
You know what, this would make a good though weird meme. Anyone reading this, I command you to go back to this blog and start this meme:
If you could go back in time, and combine your genes with any non human animal, to creat a super race, what would it be and why? It can only be one animal, not multiples.
Good buckos.
Fear of a Black Tax Cheat
Bye bye Wesley Snipes, Martha Stewart kept the seat warm for you.
Fear of a Black Comedian
You know part of me applauds Bill Cosby, the other part of me says, “Ok, so beyond lectures, what are you going to do to help?”
Fear of a Bald Penguin
Wow, now if they could figure out how to cure male pattern baldness, I would happy.
Fear of a Flying Priest
Dude, there was no need to do this, just Mythbusters.
Fear of a Former Fat Black Lady
There just is something really scary about Star Jones.
Fear of a bad version of The Hobbit
But really this could rock with Guillermo del Toro directing and Jackson consulting.
Fear of Malach’s Video of the Day
Yes, it will make you fearful, trust me.
I am Malach and did that make you nervous?
Here in my Southern state I only heard white men refuse to vote for a woman. They said, “We can’t have a woman in the white house.” This was a group of working class men who all voted for Obama.
I think the media & pundits just want an easy way to explain why HillDog won by 9 percentage points & it’s easy to say race. If that’s the case how is Obama ahead? Don’t get me wrong there are racist, but I don’t think it’s has huge as everyone thinks. There was only a 200,000 difference in PA.
Holy crap, Malach.
I’m terrified of a black planet. There’d be no light, and then how would I read?
AngryMan,
You don’t read. A black planet would be awesome, I wouldn’t get sunburned.
Obviously, the MSM has decided that the race issue is the best way to sell soap at this time. With all of the problems that this country has, why can’t they sell their wares by discussing
gas prices
health care
illiteracy
national debt
Iraq
Iran
foreign policy
immigration
???????
I love what Bill Cosby has to say. He’s right. In the face of all that is going on in the black community today, maybe his just saying what needs to be said might be enough.
In this small farming community I live in, there are lots of people that are ready to cast their vote against Barack. Many of these guys have voted democratic their whole life and say they will vote for McCain if Barack gets the nomination.
I was afraid this was going to happen.
awesome, i love when my bizarre and borderline creepy questions become memes!
Ever wondered that print superheroes & web superheroes have something in common? Wel, they have different powers and all that. Print superheroes like Superman, Batman, Spiderman, even X-men make alot of money. But print superheroes like Kid Intense, Soperfogeys, & Vindibudd don’t make money. (or so i thought.) I think people are loving web comics than print comics, you know. But what if our favorite print heroes have their own web comics?
And wimmin? Can they fantasize about allowing some animal’s sperm to fuse with their super eggs?
Funny that … blistering eggs are soooo bloody sluggish. Can’t call them super eh?
I would plant my seed in Star Jones.
Wait…she’s non-human, right?
Rag: I was just reading poll state from PA, it was crazy how racially divided it was. FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET BABY!
HTGT: ??? The Fear of a Black Planet? Or the Video?
Angryman: I meant blacks being the majority
Rag; But we would freeze our ass off
Hungry Mom: I agree
Mike: but my argument, this is fine, but why not put some of his money and celebrity beyond scolding
Teq: let see if anyone does it
VM: It is only a matter of time, the Print Comic format is no longer viable
Bridget: Yeah, do it!
Moog: Sorry, I draw the line at Star Jones
very unfortunate what happened to that priest but, this is what I thought the 1st time a red this article…Sometimes as God followers we think our actions will humble people’s heart to aproach to God, but if we are not preaching his word as the fundation, we might be possibly trying to convert people to us lol and this sometimes is not intentional but is so difficult to see behind the good actions and the good intentions.
here what Jesus ordered to do:
Mark 16:14
14Later Jesus appeared to the Eleven as they were eating; he rebuked them for their lack of faith and their stubborn refusal to believe those who had seen him after he had risen.
15He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. 16Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.
The word of God is the one who saves, the one who changes people’s heart not us, we only have to present it by obedience.
I know exactly what that song is about. I experience fear of a black dog planet all the time. But there is good reason to fear me!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
I already submitted my screenplay to Rezquez productions, and i submitted my samples of my comics to Crosby Comics. I can only hope that Kid Intense can make a big move like he made a small move with you guys. Pray that i will get accepted as well i can pray to myself. Wish me luck, and i will remember you guys. I won’t forget you either.
Here’s a meme for you…I’m starting it here…
If there’s one thing - ONE THING - that you could do and KNOW you could get away with without ANY repurcussions (personally, morally or legally), what would it be? No one would ever find out, and nothing would ever be done to you.
Scarlett Johansson is NOT out of bounds on this question…just so you know.
Why is it that you assume that it’s something wrong with the whites? That it’s fear that drives the white folks.
Their policies are very similar. It comes down to personality or the fake view of them. Some view HillDog as tough & Barry as soft. Some think of the Clinton years & associate it with HillDog. There are so many other reasons to vote other than race & gender.
I can understand how blacks are so excited look how many whites are excited about Barry.
The racist white folks won’t vote democratic anyways so maybe just maybe people are voting for other reasons than race & gender.
Just because it breaks down along racial or gender lines doesn’t mean race & gender are the only issues involved.
Maybe I’ve grown up in the South with black people as neighbors and classmates and friends. I don’t understand the fear factor. Maybe only isolated white folks in blue collar neighborhoods or rich suburbia have this fear.
I assume people aren’t racist until they speak & act in hateful discriminatory ways. The racist flag is throw around so much that when there’s legitimate racists we don’t look at it.
Malach are you racist or something? There is no mention of YELLOW here!
(Just kidding!)
1.) Dr. Murk’s medication is due for adjustment.
2.) Amen on the black/white thing. They are only throwing that bullshit out there because he is posing a real threat to the Re”pubics” and that is the best they got. I hate I mean HATE when someone is identified as black or white. Humans man, we are all humans. We all bleed red. People need to fucking get over it!
3.) Yum, I really want some coffee and valium now. Thats what the people in my dreams already look like. They are so misunderstood.
4.) While not all of the donations are reflected on-line, Jon’s team has gone well over $1,000! Thanks to everyone. Thanks for promoting us Mal! Will have pictures, stories etc prolly on Sunday.
Outta here….
Toyi: God was probably shaking his head and saying what is this stupid human doing.
Cash: FEAR OF A BLACK LAB
VM: Good luck, you will need it
Moog: Yeah more memes
Rag: I love my black friends
Mother Hen: Sorry, we whitie don’t fear the Yellow. To much Hiroshima, Anime, and such on our minds
MI: I agree and goes beyond color too, I hate when persons with disabilities get treated like garbage too. Congrat on you fund raiser, you scratch my back, I scratch yours.
Back scratching is what makes the world go round. And it makes me purrrr too.
yes I see like a good intention person will do, I just hope that Catholic church doesn’t turn him into a praying saint… (pretty sure they will ) then you will have lots of catholics praying to a fallen priest asking him for miracles (and God will be waving over the fallen priest showder demanding some aknowledging uhh?
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