White Man, Black Woman, Black Baby
Published April 25th, 2008 in .Plugs
Yessiree buckos, Sunshine is back with episode 65. I promised Hex I would color all of them digitally this time, and I am keeping that promise. This allows me too to make great t-shirts out of them, like so:
Dracula not a Vegan, Sunshine 65
by
Malach
Get this custom shirt
at Zazzle
I also made another t-shirt today, that was inspired by a trip to a local zoo. I figured Tequila Mockingbird could wear this one when men are watching her workout in her apartment.
Dear Malach
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, I’m terrified of a black planet. There’d be no light, and then how would I read? Sir Angry, I was just reading the latest article in Scientific American on how plants from other planet could be predominately black, depending on the star they orbit and the kind of light the need to absorb, also, what about a planet ruled by those with black skin? What you are referring to is a bad Vin Diesel movies (is there a good Vin Diesel movie?).
- Bridget writes: Dear Malach, And wimmin? Can they fantasize about allowing some animal’s sperm to fuse with their super eggs? Hey, whatever you South Africans do for fun out there is your business not mine, just rest assured Malach does not descriminate based on the color of your skin. Everyone can eat at the Table of Malach, well, except the Portuguese.
- moooogthirtyfive writes: Dear Malach, I would plant my seed in Star Jones. Wait…she’s non-human, right? Uh, I would wear protection, like a radiation suit or something. He also writes: Dear Malach, Here’s a meme for you…I’m starting it here… If there’s one thing - ONE THING - that you could do and KNOW you could get away with without ANY repurcussions (personally, morally or legally), what would it be? No one would ever find out, and nothing would ever be done to you. Scarlett Johansson is NOT out of bounds on this question…just so you know. Honestly, this one is pretty easy. I am very satisfied with life, so I would rig the lottery to win like half a billion dollars. New meme, get to it buckos.
- Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, Malach are you racist or something? There is no mention of YELLOW here! (Just kidding!)
Why my dear, us whitey don’t fear the yellow man. We fall back always on Hiroshima and completely ignore Korea and Vietnam. We see Asians as hard working demented sex maniacs, that we can control. Plus Asians are constantly and openly seeking revenge for past transgressions on us folk. Plus the Asians create useful gadgets. Indians, they create casinos, Blacks gangsta rap, Hispanics lots of drugs, so we love the Yellow man. Now if that doesn’t win me bigot of the month, I don’t know what will.
Malach’s Video of the Day
For of course, Sheik Yerbouti Friday!
I am Malach and yes, that is Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street.
Crap. You dun just stole one my stockpiled Sheik Yerbouti videos…
Dear Malach,
Where can I find one of those hard working demented sex maniac Asians you speak of? I eagerly await your answer.
Dear Malach,
Did Mrs. Dr. Murk karate chop your skull in half?
Malach:
I’ve already read about a planet ruled by those w/black skin. It ended up in cannibalism land.
Sesame Street just aint been the same since Mr. Hooper died.
Today was awesome, totally beat, photos coming at some point.
I miss Christopher Reeve when he died, i mean he was a very cool Superman. Even george reeves died by killing himself, and he was the first man to play Superman. I feel that there is no such thing as a Superman curse, and it is just the way they die. I still think that George reeves is the first man who plays Superman.
HTGT: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MALACH!
Mike: Easy one
Rag: Not that I know of
Angryman: Speaking of that I am reading and Amazing book, I will tell you more in tonights blog
MI; Yeah, and frackin’ Elmo took over. Congrats on meeting your goal
VM: Where they Hell did that come from?
Love the shirt
BUY ONE!