How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?
Published April 27th, 2008 in .No Plugs tonight
I got a bit of the flu a few days ago, and I rarely get sick, so I spent the day relaxing and doing some minor client updates. I miss Lucas.
The State of Boston Sports
I haven’t mentioned anything about my favorite sports teams in a few days, and it hasn’t been good. The Sox are on a 5 games losing streak, but still tied for 1st in the AL East. Honestly, it’s not like it was before 2004, I am very confident they will come out of this. Their pitching woes have come out of it, now their hitting is down, and the flu has ravaged this team the past week, and their starters are all starting to come back.
As for the Celtics, I see “Mike Bibby” commented on my blog yesterday. Well, yeah the lost Atlanta played about the best game they have played this season, and the Celtics defense dissappeared. But Mr. Bibby, you must realize that this Celtics has lost 1 out of every 8 or so games this year, and before yesterdays loss, they had not lost in 9 games. Celtics will win in 5 . . . this was their wake up call.
Now, for the Pats, I am still in psychological denial about the Super Bowl, so bear with me. Jarrod Mayo was a excellent pick up for them, especially to move down and save cap space. He is a Patriots style of linebacker: nose for the bowl, loves to hit, and very intelligent. The CB picked up is also a interesting pick up. A higher pick if not for a injury. Crable is also an interesting though a bit of a project (Pats are known for these see Logan Mankins, Steven Neal).
Ok, there you have it, throw your stones.
Dear Malach
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, You worship Kara Thrace in your new religion, right? No, she is sort of more of a prophet/oracle, she is much to crazy female to worship.
Dear God
Please God, please bring these gas prices down!
Oh Hannah Montana
Can’t you wait until your at least legal? Over/Under on pregnant? Arrested for Drugs? Sex Video? Why you wanna break Malach’s Achy Breaky Heart?
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, and really wanted to post Willie Nelson’s version of this song, but embedding was disabled.







Speedy Recovery Malach!
Have you got yourself a bike? Hope MA isn’t too bloody cold to cycle in April/May.
Praying for Gas until now? you better start praying about food too.
but I know that if you are God son he will not give you a stone to eat.
Not sure if prayer will work on gas prices. Impeachment might. Little late for that at this point to.
Kermit is da man…errrr frog! I miss Jim Henderson, he kept it fun and real!
Sorry your under the weather.
Dear Malach, how does a demi-god as yourself allow a flu bug to gain entry to your body? I mean teleporting has to be the same as detoxing, just leave behind the bad shit. Right?
Gas prices will never go down again, just as surely as McCain is going to be our next president. Get used to it, son. I didn’t even go listen to the Willie version of the song; Kermie’s version is always better than anyone else’s.
Did you get the flu from making out w/Josh Beckett?
Don’t worry about the Sox, now’s a good time for a little losing streak. The Cubs have been on a downer the last week, but the pitching has picked up. Lilly’s had two phenomenal outings and Marquis is looking real good.
Crazy Females should always be worshiped. Hell Mary was a virgin, right?
Miley Cyrus, what I would do to her if I were 16!
Mother Hen: No, But i want to get one, right now, weather is on and off until mid may
Toyi: MMMMMMM stones
MI: Malach gets strange disease more tonight
HTGT: McCain, no!
Angry: No, I have only met him once
Rag: According to biblical text she was
Dr. John: Your a sick man
I hope the gas prices go down because to tell you the truth, gas comes from minerals from the ground. It is a fossil fuel. Only god makes oil from the ground. If someone say oil comes from dead animals from fosils, that is a lie. Do not believe what those people saying, believe what god is saying.
Since she has a dual persona, one can be a pure virgin and the other a crack-whore. No problema.
Vincent:
Can God make more oil then? When did he actually say this? I didn’t see it in the paper or on The Onion, so I’m not sure that’s true.
If he could make the gasoline simply appear in my driveway inside containers that I can pour directly into my car, I’d appreciate it.
Tell him I said, “thanks” in advance.
WHAT?! What is this numbnuts saying, this retard gayboy Vincent Morris? De Pope laughs at your sillyness, dummy, yes, yes.
Dear Malach,
I know how you measure a man or woman. see how far they can walk on broken glass.
I participated in drilling for oil last night.
I don’t pray for gas prices to go down. I pray for the whole middle east to go away. I think there’s a better chance of that happening.
He’s right, gas is a rock, just like George Bush’s head and Dik Cheney’s heart.
Who is CC kidding?? Dik Cheney doesn’t have a heart! I love both versions of that song … I’m going to go listen again and decide which I like better!
VM: Wow, have you published that crazy philosophy?
Hungry Mom: Not my Hannah Montana!
Moog: I agree, give me gas, good, and not the kind I have right now from my protein shake!
Ratzy: for once I agree with the Pope
TM: Thanks for that
Rag: Did you strike black gold?
Mike: Hmmm interesting idea
Colonel: Lets drill them for oil then
Sara: Yay, Sarah’s back, I missed you babycake!