She said Yoo Hoo
Published April 30th, 2008 in .No Plugs
Sorry busy again, but I got Friday off with no kids . .
Your are listening too . . .
Yoo Hoo from Imperial Teen. Not familiar with IT? Roddy Bottum’s band after Faith No More. Check them out sometime.
KMP Softball update
Rainout on Monday, tonight we beat The Wrecking Crew 13 - 4. Malach’s pitching has been AWESOME. I have only given up 8 earned runs in the last 17 innings, and only 18 over 21 innings so far this year. That is a 5.14 ERA! THIS IS SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL! 5.14 ERA is like pitching a 1.10 ERA in MLB. Who da man.
I have a pretty awesome defense behind me, a very fast outfield, and perhaps the best defense short stop in the league. I got to a point, where I went exclusive knuckle ball in the late innings, which resulted in two 1 - 6 - 3 double plays.
Dear Malach
- Angryman writes:Dear Malach, There is no excuse for losing to the Hawks TWICE. The Hawks are like the France of the NBA. I’m not sure what that makes the Celtics at this point. Maybe the NBA’s Colonial Southeast Asia? There is an excuse. Taking your opponent for granted and not playing defense. They are up right now, and looking like the old Celtics.
- Colonel Colonel writes: Dear Malach: if any guy except Roger Clemens was found to have taken a 15 year old singer back to his hotel room, even if he claimed “nothing happened”, wouldn’t he be having a prolonged conversation with the police right about now? Yeah, the only people who could get away this? Bill Clinton, anyone who could hire the ghost of Johnnie Cochoran, and Gary Glitter.
- Christopher Morris writes: Dear Malach, The bees? What has that to do with you? You don’t remember . . . “OH NO! IT’S FILLED WITH . . . BEES!” And he writes: Dear Malach, The rubber suit, well, okay a bit weird, but how do you become a bunch of guys in green rubber suits? Ask google
- Tequila Mockingbird writes: dear malach, if you had to pick between dyign in a fire and e*ting o*t rosie odonell, which would you choose? Wow, tough question. Being friends with a number of firefighters, you don’t die from being burnt to death 99% of the time, usually you succumb to smoke inhalation first. That is a kind of peaceful painless way to die. Rosie on the other hand, the fumes might kill you quickly too. I’d have to say Rosie, cause at least that will only kill me and my family could probably get a nice settlement out of that.
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Ok, you are sniffing glue tonight aint’ ya? If by sniffing glue you mean going 3 for 4 at the plate and pitching a gem.
One guess where the Austrian Incest Dad vacations . .
If you guessed Thailand, you would be right . . . What is with nutty sex maniacs and Thailand?
Wow.
Eisenhower would have really changed the world if this happened.
Yay!
Now let start filming this before McKellen dies can we?
MMMMMMM
16 pound face tumor.
Nice
What to say about this? I wonder how long they are going to lock her up for? I wonder if this is what happened to Pre Pon?
Hey kids
This is how you play sports.
RIP
Albert Hoffman. You kind of defined a generation. Malach has never taken LSD, but if someone tomorrow gave me some, and I was home, I would probably try it.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and better than LSD too.
Dear Malach: Can you learn to throw a knuckleball and try out for the Sox?
I think that the statute of limitations is Roger Clemens’ best friend right now. Also, I admit, I would have tried to tag the hurt runner out.
OK, finally, as to the Celtics, there is no EXCUSE for overlooking your opponent after getting beat by them. Especially if it’s the HAWKS! That should make you mad as hell and beat the hell out of them by like 40 points, shouldn’t it?
Eating out Rosie is like eating out a cow.
Lick that utter.
^ Oh I will never take Rosie’s beef, and if they don’t tell me is Rosie’s.. I think I still won’t eat it because it will smell “different”.
LSD Rocks. I would do it every day if my wife would let me. She won’t let me do anything.
I wish I had been taking LSD when I read that line about eating out Rosie because I just puked a little.
I finished The Road two days. I really liked his style.
Once you go young pussy…
You don’t go back.
Malach, has you read anything extensively about this Austrian guy, this is as bad as Jeffery Dhamer.
Colonel: Tonight a story
Angry: That is why the will win tomorrow
Rag: Thanks for that
Toyi: Wow, lesbian talk from Toyi
Mike: I will come by, we lock up the wife, and do a freak out, sound good?
Rag Again: You want a medal?
ROGER! When does tax evasion come about?
Malach, are you now going to start asking yourself questions at your own blog? Interesting concept.
“The Road” made me want to commit suicide.
Thailand, especially Bangkok, gives a guy a h*rd-on just walking around.
15 year old girls give me hard ons.
Dear Malach,
What’s hotter a 15 year old girl or a wife taking HGH?
Angryman: Wow, wouldn’t that be boring and self indulgent
Hungry Mom: See, I love books like this, cause I know I would do awesome in situations like that
Mr. Clemens: ROOOOGEEEEEER!
I never saw it from a lesbian point of view but from an eater front of view o-0