HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN!

Plugs.
OK, plugging another Kongregate.com game, this is called Protector, also cool.  Can you tell it was a fairly slow week at work for me?  Haven’t had one of those is a LONG time.

You are listening too . .
Night of the Living Baseheads, from PE, addressing the mid 80’s crack problems

KMP Softball update
Well, Malach’s pitching was once again stellar only giving 4 runs to the Outlaws, and we beat them 15 to 4 pushing our record to 5 - 0.  My ERA is now 4.80. I am still in a hitting funk though.  I went 0 - 3 with 2 walks.  I am now below .500 for the first time in my entire softball career.  I am hitting the ball really hard, line drives, just at people  . . gotta change something up.  I think I will move to a lighter bat, I have been using a 36, I am gonna go down to the 34 next game.

Dear Malach

  • Kitty writes: Dear Malach, I jumped around. All I got was sore boobs. Should’ve worn a bra I guess? x  Wow, did you take a video of that?
  • C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, “we were provoked” Isn’t that what abusive husbands say when they beat the shi*t out of their wives?  Well, we do sometime get provoked from the women folk.  And some of us have learned how to treat women from gangsta rap and Grand Theft Auto.
  • Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, What, no “Munchkin Suicide”?  Dr. John, that is a urban myth.  The scene in question from The Wizard of Oz is this one.  Watch the background above The Scarecrows head in the woods.  Ok, now here’s a close up.  Obviously it is a bird.  Don’t you think the guy who played the scarecrow who was looking right at it would have noticed?  Not to mention the hundred of people on these sets, you mean no one noticed it?  Or maybe you are just stupid.
  • Toyi writes: Dear Malach,  uhh following.. on the Friezl case, he say he is not evil? that he tried to take care of this daughter-Grandchild? didn’t I somewhere red that the basemant was also equiped to work as a gas chamber? wasn’t he ready to push that buttom if “provoked”?  Well, compared to say Hitler . . . He is like a littlle crazy lamb.

My Friend with the tumor update
 So my friend with the brain tumor got his surgery yesterday, they got it all, they are 99% sure it is not cancerous, he is in the hospital until tomorrow, and maybe back to work a week after that.

The Celtics
Well know, not only did they make Lebron look human two games in a row, they came back from 12 down to win 16, and it wasn’t even that close, almost up by 30 when they took most of the starters out.  Malach and his He Got Game video will take all the credit for Ray Allen break out of his funk tonight.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
After a rare Papelbon blown save (it was fun to watch him go nuts on the water coolers in the dugout after), they of course rallied backtoday to take 3 out of 4 vs. the Tigers.

It was all filled with . .
BEES!  (Sorry inside joke only 4 people will get)

Humans fight back
Take that Cash.  This is like the burglar who sues the homeowner cause he slipped in their house he was robbing.

More options for when you die
Cool, I wonder if my family can keep the ammonia smelling brown liquid if the want to remember me by.

Hey Mexico!
I am using your flag for toilet paper right now, or better yet, Moog is using it for toilet paper!

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, and we all want to get under Barack Obama


13 Responses to “HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN!”

  1. 1 Colonel Colonel

    Wow, Hillary doesn’t usually look that limber…

  2. 2 AngryMan

    I have not forgotten. Have you?

  3. 3 AngryGinger

    Cash has already ordered a hit on that driver.

    I will kill that driver once I get out of this womb.

  4. 4 moooooog35

    Correct:

    I don’t use Mexican flags as toilet paper.

    I use actual Mexicans.

    They’re softer, and cost less.

  5. 5 C.Rag

    So it’s Mexicans’ chest that I have been crapping on. I should have known they were small & brown.

  6. 6 Vincent Morris

    Heard about the sinkhole which traps all of the trucks yesterday online. I think Kid Intense should really stop this once before it really happens.

  7. 7 Toyi

    Take the cash… lol well let see… this is one of those cases where you could be in a position where “or you sue or you can be sued” yet I don’t know if that is what I would have done as a driver. I would have call the police and set a report and take it from there.
    What I see as an Insurance agent is that the 97 honda may have gotten little damage if nothing (a 13 pound dog will not even be tall or heavy enough to cause a great damage to a 97 japanese bumper)by my experience this driver as a good mexican or latino may have been driving on liability Insurance only (Cause was an old car and that is what they say when they buy insurance).

  8. 8 mike

    Sorry, couldn’t get past the question from Kitty about jumping around and sore boobs. I am in a Kitty boob trance now.

  9. 9 Kitty

    Damn, I knew I forgot something - it was to switch the camera on. Doh!

    :-p x

    PS I feel kind of good that I’ve entranced Mike. That’s some achievement, eh? :-D

  10. 10 Preposterous Ponderings

    Just a little advice to Kitty…..sports bras work wonders girl!

  11. 11 Malach the Merciless

    Colonel: But get her all hot abouit something

    Angryman: Once we were brought here . . .

    Angryginge: Go for you

    Mooog: Gotta love the Mexicans

    Rag: Rag getting all racist

    VM: Just like the Marvel Heroes should of stopped 911

    Toyi: From the mouth of a Insurance Adjuster

    Mike: Yeah, fun ain’t it?

    Kitty: Too bad, you might have gotten 1000000 hits at YouTube

    PrePon: I know that girlfriend, good to see you back.

  12. 12 Malicious Intent

    I’ll fart if I want too!

  13. 13 tequila mockingbird

    hmmm, i always figured you for a catcher… but i guess it’s healthy for you and angryman to switch roles.

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