DO IT! Take you mama out all night!
Published May 10th, 2008 in .No Plugs
Sorry again, busy all day between Mother’s Day and Birthday Shopping, and another geek game night and just got home.
You are listening too . . .
An annual Mother’s Day tradition, Take Your Mama, from the Scissor Sisters. So, take your mama out all night.
Happy Mother’s Day
First I have to wish all my blogging buddies who are Moms and Moms to be a very Happy Mother’s Day, Mother’s make the world go ‘roud!
Also, I have to wish a wonderful Mother’s Day to all the women in my life that are Mother’s to me. First my Mom, who is an amazing woman. Malach got his laid back personality from her, his home improvement acumen, and art talent from Mom. I love my Mother, she is always there for me, no matter what, doesn’t judge, and puts herself out for her family. I love you Mom.
My Memere, my Mom’s Mother, who is totally awesome. Coming close to 80 she is still a young beautiful woman in mind, heart, and body, and did as much mothering to me as my mother. I love you Memere.
My Mother-in-law, who is another amazing woman. Raised 4 girls, one with Autism. Her husband died more than 15 years ago, just as the girls we moving into adulthood. She has also in the past year, lost more than a hundred pounds. She puts herself out for everyone, family, friends, people she doesn’t know, yet another amazing woman in Malach’s life.
My Aunt Michelle, who also passed away about 15 year ago from cancer. Michelle was a lot younger than my mother, and spent a lot of time with me and my brother when we were young, also mothering us.
And finally my wife, who takes after her Mom. A wonderful mother, I love you.
Happy Birthday Liv
Poor Liv, my youngest who turns five tomorrow. Overshadowed this year by Mother’s Day. Also her party is next week. Don’t worry, Daddy went shopping and you got a ton of wrapped presents for you tomorrow morning.
Dear Malach
- Buzzardbilly writes: Dear Malach, Dear Malach, Why does it seem like the only people who try to stand up for the little guy or ethnic groups with any regularity are these colorful snakeoil-salesman-like characters who eventually are toppled by some easily avoidable misstep? I am not sure. Malach stands up for these guys at his job, and in life; minorities and the disabled population and I only get local recognition, though I am not a race hustler.
- Angryman writes: Dear Malach, I will try to get you appointed to a judicial position. I think a position on the Awesomeness Court just opened up. Are you interested? YES, VERY MUCH! When can I start?
- Tiff writes: So, Malach, a question: would you, if fiscally able, choose to have more kids than the two you have now (assuming Mrs Malach was positive on the idea)? If I was rich possibly, but I might adopt instead a kid from a needy country. Not sure though.
- HTGT writes: Dear Malach, Malach, why does the notion of one couple churning out all those kids disgust me so much, even though I wish it didn’t? I got you answer:
The Celtics
Man this is a Jekyll and Hyde Playoff team, next game is a must win.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Wow, two Papelbon blown saves in a row, save the game tonight though, back to our winning ways.
OJ
What, he did it? No way!
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, Mama’s boy.
We had Mother’s Day here in the UK, in March; but I still wish all the mothers in your world a very happy Mother’s Day.
And happy birthday to your youngest - hope you have a brilliant day!
Dear Malach, what are the Celtics’ moms thinking these days?
There is something seriously wrong with that Dugger family. No one in their right mind would want to be pregnant their entire life and fee and educated all of those children. I know, I know, live and let live. But this is just taking that whoe “fruitful and multiply” thing a bit to far. He probably has to tie a 2×4 to his ass she he does not have to fall in while having sex with her as it is!
Did O.J. do it. Duh? No the milkman did it. Sickens me when I see him out playing golf. The miserable lying killer. Karma is a bitch and she has teeth!
Holy cr*p, Malach! That Johnny Guitar Watson video was awesomelicious! Well played, Merciless One.
OJ didn’t do it. That book is all part of Mark Furhman’s ongoing conspiracy.
“C’mere guitar!”
Kitty: Didn’t realize the UK version was in March
Colonel: I will call the and find out
MI: God told them too
HTGT: Johnny is a GOD!
Angry: You might have something there
Murk: Cocaine walk up my nose
I take your mama out every night
I wished my mom a happy mother’s day, but I am not even sure she knew what I was talking about. She’s freaking lost.
Thank you for clearning all of that up for me oh greatness called Malach.
Now go play in traffic like a good boy.
I would hate hate to be that woman’s vagina. I would rather be Oraph’s.
Dr. John: What are you like 12?
Mike: Sorry to hear that, I will send Dr. John over
MI: I had a client who used to say that to me
C. Rag: OK . . . at least her’s gets used.