We’ll show what it’s all about!

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Just in for Mother’s Day, a special Kid Intense, starring Kid Intense’s Mother.  This by far is my favorite few pages.  Chapter Three, Pages 15, 16, 17!  And I am sure Vincent Morris would dedicate this to his favorite MILF, Malicious Intent.

Coming up this week, I got some new Sunshine, Ben Byrd, Christopher Morris, and mayhap other stuff.  I also got 3 softball games this week, and chaperoning a field trip Friday, my daughter’s 5th  birthday party here at the house, so we will see.

Dear Malach

  • Colonel Colonel writes: Dear Malach, what are the Celtics’ moms thinking these days?  I am sure the large majority of them are thinking it is sure nice to be out of poverty and the ghetto cause of their NBA playing son.  Even Mrs. Scalabrini.

HEY IRS!
WHERE THE HECK IS MY REBATE CHECK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRANSMITTED NO LATER THAT MAY 9TH?  And my wife is a US citizen!

Ugh
Now I gotta buy like seventy five 1 cent stamps.

Yes
This is a dream of Malach’s, now if they could only pay for themselves . .

MMMMMM
Neil Young.

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17 Responses to “We’ll show what it’s all about!”

  1. 1 AngryMan

    Forever Stamp sounds like a bad tattoo, bad love song, and/or bad rock band all rolled into one. Which one do you think?

  2. 2 Malach the Merciless

    Angry: They USPS Fooled me with my last stamp purchase, didn’t get the damn forever stamp . . . jerks

  3. 3 Malicious Intent

    Kid Intense, I am speechless. Honestly. I have nothing to say about it. I think shock has set in.

    I got my check, nah nah nah nah nooo nooooo!

  4. 4 Bridget

    Is bad form to come back to such a post.
    xox

  5. 5 Dr. John Rebello

    Damn, Kid Intense left me speechless, did you see his Mom’s breasts . . she is too large to be a super model.

  6. 6 Malach the Merciless

    MI: You loved it, it’s your Mother’s Day gift

    Bridget: Why, I still love you

    Dr. John: yeah, cause you familiar with the breasticles of Super Models

  7. 7 Toyi

    so why is it called forever stamp if it’s cost is not forever? I really don’t see the point of it at all.

  8. 8 Malicious Intent

    Couldn’t you have just sent me a box of arsenic laced chocolates instead? It would have been a lot less painful.

    You are just jealous cause I got my check and you didn’t!

  9. 9 C.Rag

    Oh great Malach the Merciless, why do you post the rubbish of Ben Byrd’s work?
    It makes my eyes bleed.

  10. 10 tiff

    KI needs a change of clothing. That suit’s gettin too tight.

    Also - the clown car pic is 3 KIDS AGO! Yeeeesh.

    I’m goign to pursue the ‘big family’ thing for just a sec. You used a picture to point out what you think that having a large family is disgusting, but no words, and so I don’t understand. Is it gross that htey’re boffing all the time and pumping out kids left nad right? Is it thath tey’re utilizing resources that other people could use (air/water/food)? Is it becuase their Quiverfull notion is abhorrent to you? Is it because the younger children probably have no real clue what their parents are like, or that not all people live in a 7000 SF mansion with an industrial kitchen and ONE CLOSET to share?

    So many questions, Malach, and that one picture doesn’t answer them.

  11. 11 Vincent Morris

    Well, Kid Intense’s mom is a supermodel, and she is 37 years old. Her name is Lisa Kane. She is a very sexy mom of Kid Intense which is cool. Ever wished you had a supermodel mom like her? We all do. ANyway, hope to see more of Kid Intense’s adventures soon.

  12. 12 Malicious Intent

    I personally think that any woman who wants to be pregnant that frequently has to have some mental issues. I did it twice. It sucked, it was not fun, it was painful and I got stretch marks AND I did’t get the tshirt at the end. There are just so many unwanted children in this world who need loving parents. Loving they are, I don’t question that. But how about adopting a few kids who really need a good home and a built in little league.

  13. 13 Malicious Intent

    Vincent, she looks like a fembot from hell. And if she is only 37, how old was she when she had Kid Intense? 16? Is this the message we want to be sending out there to your readers?

    BTW, the butch haircuts went out a few years ago..she needs some serious extentions for her hair.

  14. 14 The Real Mother Hen

    So you haven’t got your rebate check yet?!
    Sue them :)

    I got a few hundreds of those forever stamps. So I’ll be licking stamps for LIFE now! Ah delicious :)

  15. 15 Kitty

    “Apparently, spiders have some of the most elaborate genitalia in the animal kingdom.”

    Wow. I bet spider porn is really interesting.

    x

  16. 16 Malach the Merciless

    Toyi: Will tell you more about that tonight

    MI and Vincent: Get room why don’t you

    Rag: That is my fetish

    Tiff: I can handle that with tonights blog

    Real Hen: I though I did

    Kitty: I will check Youporn

  17. 17 AngryGinger

    My LandLady has the same size of boobs as KidIntense’s mom.

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