Comments on: Uncle Malach, will you tell us a story? http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/ The Daily Ramblings of Malach the Merciless Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:55:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Malach the Merciless http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20325 Malach the Merciless Wed, 14 May 2008 00:54:22 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20325 Colonel: Malach will try that one Mooog: Cool, lead everyone to mine buddy Kitty: yeah, I agree Hungry: Really? Tiff: Link to my review! MI: Me, I like birds Colonel: Malach will try that one

Mooog: Cool, lead everyone to mine buddy

Kitty: yeah, I agree

Hungry: Really?

Tiff: Link to my review!

MI: Me, I like birds

]]> By: Malicious Intent http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20323 Malicious Intent Tue, 13 May 2008 20:29:33 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20323 I never figured you as a penguin kinda guy. I thought of you as more of a goat or lama guy. Boy did I get that totally wrong. I never figured you as a penguin kinda guy. I thought of you as more of a goat or lama guy. Boy did I get that totally wrong.

]]> By: tiff http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20322 tiff Tue, 13 May 2008 20:19:54 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20322 Well, thanks for clreaing that whol big family thing up. Now, about kid intense's suit of clothing.... Heh. Oh yes - and because yours is the latest in a long line of only positive things to say about Iron Man, I'm goign to break my "don't go to the theater" rule to see it. Something tells me it would pale in comparison on the teevee. Well, thanks for clreaing that whol big family thing up.

Now, about kid intense’s suit of clothing….

Heh.

Oh yes - and because yours is the latest in a long line of only positive things to say about Iron Man, I’m goign to break my “don’t go to the theater” rule to see it. Something tells me it would pale in comparison on the teevee.

]]> By: Hungry Mother http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20319 Hungry Mother Tue, 13 May 2008 17:33:53 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20319 I have always wanted to have sex with a Laughing Gull, but I can't tell which one is the female unless she's already under a male who's flapping his wings and laughing. Would it be gay to have sex with a male Laughing Gull? Or, simply a beastialogist? I have always wanted to have sex with a Laughing Gull, but I can’t tell which one is the female unless she’s already under a male who’s flapping his wings and laughing. Would it be gay to have sex with a male Laughing Gull? Or, simply a beastialogist?

]]> By: Kitty http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20318 Kitty Tue, 13 May 2008 16:54:02 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20318 <i>"The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, "but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual," de Bruyn told LiveScience. The seal then abruptly gave up, moving to sea and completely ignoring the target of its affections. The penguin apparently did not suffer any injury."</i> I think we have Angryman his first case: that seal needs to be charged with attempted rape. I reckon the penguin could get pretty good compensation. x “The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, “but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual,” de Bruyn told LiveScience.

The seal then abruptly gave up, moving to sea and completely ignoring the target of its affections. The penguin apparently did not suffer any injury.”

I think we have Angryman his first case: that seal needs to be charged with attempted rape. I reckon the penguin could get pretty good compensation.

x

]]> By: moooooog35 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20317 moooooog35 Tue, 13 May 2008 14:54:53 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20317 You beat me to my Iron Man review. The problem is, my boner hasn't gone down since I saw it and it's getting in the way of my typing. I'm renaming him Tony Stark. You beat me to my Iron Man review.

The problem is, my boner hasn’t gone down since I saw it and it’s getting in the way of my typing.

I’m renaming him Tony Stark.

]]> By: Colonel Colonel http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20316 Colonel Colonel Tue, 13 May 2008 14:53:50 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20316 Apparently the Chinese believe that a major earthquake is a sign that the government is about to fall. Maybe we should have an earthquake here, say in Texas. Apparently the Chinese believe that a major earthquake is a sign that the government is about to fall. Maybe we should have an earthquake here, say in Texas.

]]> By: Malach the Merciless http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20314 Malach the Merciless Tue, 13 May 2008 13:07:33 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20314 Mike: Or we go to help, and then . . . TAKE OVER! Angryman: . . .? Rag: Wow, I wonder if I can get some royalties AngryGinger: Wow, Murk will be SO HAPPY Toyi: No, it is metaphorical Vincent: OK, that clears a few questions up Dr. John: Good give me money (I will even send some to Ben Byrd) Mike: Or we go to help, and then . . . TAKE OVER!

Angryman: . . .?

Rag: Wow, I wonder if I can get some royalties

AngryGinger: Wow, Murk will be SO HAPPY

Toyi: No, it is metaphorical

Vincent: OK, that clears a few questions up

Dr. John: Good give me money (I will even send some to Ben Byrd)

]]> By: Dr. John Rebello http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20313 Dr. John Rebello Tue, 13 May 2008 12:55:32 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20313 I liked Solace . . . I am liking the whole Codex Series. I liked Solace . . . I am liking the whole Codex Series.

]]> By: Vincent Morris http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20312 Vincent Morris Tue, 13 May 2008 12:41:51 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20312 Since you asked, Kid Intense is 16 years old. He is a very cool teenage superhero. The truth is Lisa had our hero when she was 21 years old after she was married to Kid Intense's father. Unfortunatly, his father died when Kid Intense was just 10 years old from a plane crash. Since you asked, Kid Intense is 16 years old. He is a very cool teenage superhero. The truth is Lisa had our hero when she was 21 years old after she was married to Kid Intense’s father. Unfortunatly, his father died when Kid Intense was just 10 years old from a plane crash.

]]> By: Toyi http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20311 Toyi Tue, 13 May 2008 12:32:09 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20311 why sounds like your sex life? did you ever wanted to get a penguin? lol why sounds like your sex life? did you ever wanted to get a penguin? lol

]]> By: AngryGinger http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20310 AngryGinger Tue, 13 May 2008 10:29:36 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20310 ShoeBear is my favorite story. ShoeBear is my favorite story.

]]> By: C.Rag http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20309 C.Rag Tue, 13 May 2008 10:12:01 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20309 Your review has convince me to go see Iron Man. Your review has convince me to go see Iron Man.

]]> By: AngryMan http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20307 AngryMan Tue, 13 May 2008 02:45:09 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20307 I can't wait until a turtle tries to have sex w/a rat. Sign me up for the YouTube video of that! I can’t wait until a turtle tries to have sex w/a rat. Sign me up for the YouTube video of that!

]]> By: mike http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20306 mike Tue, 13 May 2008 02:28:16 +0000 http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/2008/05/12/uncle-malach-will-you-tell-us-a-story/#comment-20306 Well we can send China a few billion in relief aid and the Chinese government can pocket the money and everybody wins. We feel better because we at least tried to help someone. The Chinese govt. feels better because they are a few billion dollars richer. Everybody wins. Oh, except for the citizens of America who are now a few billion dollars poorer and the citizens of China who are now...well...fucked. Well we can send China a few billion in relief aid and the Chinese government can pocket the money and everybody wins. We feel better because we at least tried to help someone. The Chinese govt. feels better because they are a few billion dollars richer. Everybody wins.

Oh, except for the citizens of America who are now a few billion dollars poorer and the citizens of China who are now…well…fucked.

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