Knock ‘em out the box Malach
Published May 13th, 2008 in .Plugs
This one is for Murk, check out this game over at Kongregate.com, Monster’s Den: The Book of Dread.
Mother’s Day Part II
So, I told you about my Mom on my Mother’s Day blog a few days ago. So, the family went over tonight to give my Mother her Mother’s Day gift. It is and idea I came up with and me, my brother, and Father split three ways. I told you in the Mom’s Day blog, I got a lot of my home improvement acumen from Mom. Well, guess what we got Mom.
Dear Malach
- Hungry Mother writes: Dear Malach, I have always wanted to have sex with a Laughing Gull, but I can’t tell which one is the female unless she’s already under a male who’s flapping his wings and laughing. Would it be gay to have sex with a male Laughing Gull? Or, simply a beastialogist? Wow . . . Did I really want to know this. It is Homosexual Beastiality, not that there is anything wrong with that. I don’t think, I will have to ask De Pope.
OK, can we end this stupid Spygate stuff already?
Malach told you months ago, that all Matt Walsh was, was a media whore, now he got his stupid 15 minutes, which did not result in anything useful. Of course ESPN, the stupid dingus Mark Schlereth, Chris Carter, and those idiots want to continue to make idiots of themselves and continue this circus. Here are the facts:
- The Patriots broke a video taping rule, Bellichick claims he misinterpreted the rule, they got punished for it.
- It is actually legal to tape defensive signals, just not from certain areas of the stadium, and that is what the Pats got busted on. Every team does it in some form or another. Goddell, even reiterated that they did it in the wrong place.
- There was nothing in the current tape that could be used in the game they taped. Again indicated by the NFL, in fact everyone who has seen them doesn’t even see how they were useful.
C’mon now, give it a rest. Seriously, a lot of this stupid garbage of “gamesmanship” goes on every week. I mean seriously what is it the rest of the world wants to happen?
Barry Bonds
Dude, your in trouble, no wonder no one has signed him.
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Sad, we give our condolences to the greatest Red Sox Manager of all time. Prayers and thoughts are with you Tito.
Wow
I supposed I will have to ask Ratzy about this one too. Perhaps they are preparing to reveal to us, that Jesus and such are really aliens shaped like Spiders.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
NERDS!
Wow
I would say this is the Angry Piper, but he is not currently in Australia.
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach, and let me lick your tears.
I’ve never heard of Barry Bonds before … we don’t ‘have’ baseball over here. We have a game called ‘Rounders’ which kids play at school; and there used to be a rounders tournament when I worked at one of my places of employment many moons ago. It would seem that Mr Bonds might have trouble differentiating between truth and lies? Not the brightest button in the box then?
I love south park. It is so soothing to me. Fall asleep to it every night.
Cancer of the ass sucks.
Oh My!!!! Jedi’s church ehhehhehhe
I could get by with “South Park”, “The Daily Show”, and “Lost.” That is until “24″ comes back some year. The rest is sh*t.
Nothing about how Manny claims he is the greatest to ever play LF in Boston?
Those Damn, Jedi! I want to feed them their Parents.
Kitty: Sorry, we play cricket here in the US, Bonds is one of the best pro ball players ever, breaking at ton of records, come to find out, he was jacked up on steriods half the time.
MI: YOU WILL OBEY MA AUTHORITAY!
C. Rag: Where did that come from?
Toyi: Want to join, I wonder if we get free lightsabers?
Hungry Mom: You have got to add “Battlestar Galactica” to that list.
Angry: Hehe, Manny being Manny. Seriously though, he is in the top 5. Of course Ted Williams would be number one, perhaps the greatest LF of all time. Then you have Yaz. IF you compare Yaz to Manny, similar numbers, Manny has more power, Yaz the better defender . . and then I think Manny beats Jim Rice.
Dr. John: You little order didn’t work, we are still around.
(Toyi ordering) I also want a Lightsaver for my Nephew, please and one for my brother oh and one for myself.
Practical gifts, I never know how to feel abotu them. But then the useless ones are also a horrid waste of money. Aesthetic value my foot.
Trapped in my hotel room in Mississippi for two days, I was subjected to an endless onslaught of Spygate crap. At one point, I believe I was throwing my own shoes at the television.
It was either watch that, or Regis and Kelly.
I took the lesser of two evils.
Dear Malach,
what flavor of jello shots would jesus like more?
1. childrens tears
2. the holy ghost (tastes kind of like the pink slime from ghostbusters)
3. elijah’s fire (it’s one made out of goldshlager and lemon jello)
4. wrath (it’s blue and has grain alcohol and red bull in it)
A stepladder - you buncha romantics!
Question - was Jesus a black man?
Toyi: A lifesaver or a Lightsaber?
Bridget: Mom loved it, she has always wanted one
Moog: I will pray to Nodens for you
Teq: I will ask and post tonight
Tiff; not a step ladder, a multi use ladder: It can go as high and 13 1/2″, can be split and used as a 3′ scaffold, can be put on stairs.
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Would someone please put moooog out of his whiny ass misery? I would kill to be away from home in a hotel, anywhere, alone. Sissy.
Book of Dread = AWESOME!
Toyi: HOHOHO
MI: Midn Bullets of mercy on the way
Murk: So is Slick Rick