Ladies and Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together!

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Well, I am about 90% done with my new client website.  I got the services page mostly complete, just waiting for managers to send me pics and more information.  Also, the banner is just tossed together to have something there, the main page will have a snazzy flash banner I am working on.  Also the top nav bar will get replaced too.

Also, you need to checkout the new blog I am involved in, The Royter’s News Service, where I am basically Champ Kind.  This should be a blast!

You are listening too . . .
Broken Hearts, from Living Colour.

Dear Malach

  • Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Cutting a hole in a couch and hiding in it, under some cushions? :-O Jeez, I get the impression he was kind of desperate to see her?! That is one bizarre story. x  Yes, Kitty, that is how we roll here in the States.  I got Male clients who would do this.  Makes you want to move here, and just think how easy it is to get a gun too.
  • Malicious Intent writes:Dear Malach, Um those employees did know they were working for a Catholic Charity, right???  Ok, here is Malach giving aways a secret he has kept awhile . . . the website I am doing above?  SHHH, I work for that company.  You can probably tell by this blog, I am not Catholic, even though I went to 12 years of Catholic School.  I am even a supporter of a woman’s right to choose.  Now, even I know, I would never help a client get an abortion, much less pay for it, but it does not prevent me from referring if that is what someone wants.
  • Angryman writes: Dear Malach, Who hasn’t accidentally helped a woman get an abortion once?  What do you people keep figuring out my secrets today?  Seriously I will quote King Fu Panda . . . There are no such things as accidents.
  • HTGT writes: Dear Malach, has someone hijacked c. rag’s and AngryMan’s blogs?  Now this is a funny story.  We host their blogs, along with a few others at Third Option Media.  Murk, pays for that site.  Evidently, his credit card expired, and GoDaddy, tried calling but there was no answer.  It is all fixed now.
  • Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, SHIT! I left a comment on here earlier and it’s funking gone! And it was a good one and now I cannot remember what I wrote. And your telling me to leave blogger???This is not the first time your site has taken a dislike to my posts!  I am going to my corner to pout now and play with matches.  That is another simple explantion.  See, Malach has always gotten a TON of spam on his blogs, so I installed Askimet Spam filter, which generally works really well.  Sometimes it works too well.  It is set to moderate any comment with more that three links it it.  Also, certain phrases and words put things automatically in the Spam file.   I am sure it had to do with the link to blogger and the word “porn” in the same paragraph.  So, if anyone comment get eaten make sure you tell me, but I usually check the spam filter before I delete the stuff.  Oh and by the way, I installed the filter 4 months ago, and it has caught close to 35,000 piece of spam.  And get rid of Blogger, come to Third Option.

Hey Saudi Arabia
I think you human rights record is atrocious too. . .  This just in from ROYTER’S . . . Saudi Arabia today annoced they are rolling back prices on a barrel of oil to $75 . . . except in the case of Malach the Merciless, they are increasing to $300 just for him. 

Cash is now modeling
I guess she is desperate for money, or attention.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and I was in the video


5 Responses to “Ladies and Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together!”

  1. 1 AngryMan

    I have a post that is almost ready to go come Monday. You will laugh, laugh, laugh.

  2. 2 Eve

    Wow that is one ugly dog.

  3. 3 Malicious Intent

    Wow, I keep getting featured here!
    BTW, the question on the employees…that was sarcasm…hope you did’t think I was seriously asking. You, not Catholic?? I am so shocked! (That too was sarcasm.)

    I best not get swept up in your spam filter again for saying P0&N!

    Love the video, reminds me of my pagan get togethers and teenage slumber parties.

    I looked for you in the video, but all I saw were good looking folks.
    Where did I miss you at?

  4. 4 Malach the Merciless

    Angryman: Yeah I like to laugh

    Eve: Not nice to say about the Angry Piper

    MI: I will answer all tonight.

  5. 5 toyi

    HEY I WANT TO MODEL TOOO!!!!

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