Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
Episode 39 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is now up.

Also, Malach has put up his first article at the Royters News Service.  I am their sports editor, and I got an exclusive interview with the 2008 NBA Champs, the Boston Celtics.  Those of you familiar with the team will love this in depth interview.  I even got a quick interview with Greg Dickerson, not really my choice.

Also, Murk and I will be recording our next podcast this Saturday, so if you have questions for our Mailbag segment, make sure you email them to me.

Dear Malach

• Tiff writes: Dear Malach,I am in Boston. Wanna come ovah for a lobstah roll?SRSLY! E-mail me, for I don’t see your addy here, unless I’m doin’ it wrong!  Malach email is rubbersuitman@rubbersuitstudios.com . . . I never put it up here, but I will.  Your up there for a conference no?
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, My comment on religion yesterday couldn’t be posted - it kept telling me I had done it more than once - WHAT?  I talked about this a few days ago, cause I get a TON of spam comments (35K in the last 8 months) I have a spam filter on this blog.  It tends to block out direct links posted to Blogger.com cause there is so much spam on Blogger blogs.  I found it though, it is up.
• Murk writes: Dear Malach: Did Malicious Intent really play in your yard yesterday?  IDK, I wasn’t home most of the day, and got home around 7:30PM.  I checked this mornnig, and unless she left this steaming pile of dung, about 3′ high, I don’t think so.
• Toyi writes: Dear Malach, that is exactly what I thought for a 4 star army ladie too eh eh. I admit that once there was a police girl knocking on my door, I opened and I swear I thought it was a super model dressing a police suit. but of course way shorter than me (which have average heght)… man I thought, WHAT??? is this a joke? how can a delacated good looking woman like this can be a policy officer? yet I don’t want to find out the hard way eh e h following my cousin was walking and I saw his eyes coming out of his face and I could read his uncertanty as well eh eh.  Wow, I did not know you were into writing Lesbian Porn.
• Mike writes: Dear Malach, What was the question again?  ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA?

Len Bias
EXCELLENT ESPN E-Ticket article about Len Bias, his death, 1986, and the beginning of our loss of innocence.  We Celtics fans always look back at what could have been, this guy was good, check out some of the YouTube clips on him.  This is my fave.  People wanted to compare him to Jordan, but he was more Lebron James, 20 years earlier.

Shaq
FRACKIN’ Hilarious.  Shaq must of been drinking, he ain’t slurring his words.  “Tell me how my ass tastes” . . . new catch phrase for Malach?  I would also venture to guess, it don’t taste that good.  And they took his Sherriff’s Badge too.

Don Imus
I am not a fan, I pretty much hate Imus, but why is the world picking on him?  This has been his act for years, I mean if go after Howard Stern, he can take it.  C’mon Al Sharpton, take on Stern.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and let all get on a Japanese Game Show