Yo Chuck, we got some non-believers out there
Published June 25th, 2008 in .Plugs
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KMP Softball update
So today we played a team in the bottom three of the league. Had a couple of issues, had only 9 players (vacation week for a lot of guys) so that left us one player short, in addition we had a guy who we use in emergencies and has only played three games with us.
How bad was it? Well, Malach was the lead off hitter. Not your prototypical one either, while I hustle, I am also big, and not particularly fast, but I am a good placement hitter, and that’s what I did. I went 4 - 5 with a sacrifice. Intense wind coming in from Center to home messed up the power hitters. A lot of guys out of position also, quite a few errors, but because we played hard, and plugged away, close game until the last two innings, we won 19 -11. I got smashed with a line drive off the kneecap too, a bit swollen and stiff now, but I will live, so glad we switched to wooden bats 3 years ago. We are no 15 and 4, with 11 games left.
Dear Malach
- Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, Imagine Shaq pulling you over? Wow, what a thought, first your would have to get over his 7′ 350+ lb size, figure out his mumbling, and be able to answer him when he asks you to “tell him how his ass tastes”. Yeah, that wouldn’t be fun.
- Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Those Japanese game shows are something else. Whenever I see a clip, I’m always left thinking … ‘why?’ ??? x I really think, us Americans, WWII, and the aftermath really screwed up entire generations of Japanese People. It’s like they were this backward rigid society, got all war crazy, lost half their males in the Pacific War (my Pepere was there, and some stories he has mentioned, and the History Channel, maybe the most brutal war ever), got the only nuclear ever used dropped on them, were forced to surrender when surrender was not part of their culture, was rebuilt according to American Ideals. Now we have this mix of old and new, technology, panties in vending machines, anime, and crazy game shows . .
The Mood of Red Sox Nation
I am damn proud of this team. A ton of injuries to key players, went to Japan, games counted, came back to the US, they didn’t count, have spent more time on the road than any other MLB team, and at the half way point of the season, they have the essentially the best record on baseball (% points separate them the Angels and Cubs). Imagine now, when Ortiz gets back.
Neil Entwhistle
Guilty . . . ok now, crazy internet Entwhistle defenders, post below.
OK now
This is a good definition of Hubris I think.
Malach’s Quote of the Day
I am BATMAN!
Dear Malach- so what do you think the Batmobile gets for mileage? Is Batman going to have to get a second job to keep filling up the tank? Is he going to ask Robin to cough up a little of that dough he gets for doing gay porno films on the side? Or will he just chuck it in and buy a black Prius?
GO CUBS!!! We need another pitchter, though. I think that our pen is fine and batting order is pretty rock-solid top to bottom. We just need one more pitcher.
Dear Malach,
What do you think Shaq’s ass actually tastes like? Kobe hasn’t told us yet.
I imagine it being like a hairy salty chocolate bar.
Not sure WHY I imagined it. I think I need a hobby.
Moog
Dear Malach,
when i go to fla next week and have sex on the beach, if i get a grain of sand stuck in my snatch and i dont get it out, can i grow it into a pearl?
Dude, Dan Pires Died
Wow, tons of questions, answer tonight
Dr. John: Wrote a small tribute to him on Unpaid Sports Guys
Dear Malach. I am totally blank today. How do I fix this?
Hey babes. Just wanted to pop in and show you I’m still living. *lol* Glad to see you are too, *giggles* I’ll be getting around o/l soon I am hoping. But if you need to take me off the WoW for not being around I totally understand, but don’t do it man!!!! *laughs* ~wicked love~ Aasta
Dear Malach–Can you please make it stop raining here. I swear to Christ I am going to have to build an ark.
MI: Got the solution, I think
AASTA!: AWESOME MISSED YOU BABE!
Mike: Mind Bullets on the way
Hey Malach. Lose the belt, lose the mask. NOW!
BUT MY SECRET INDENTITY!