Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
There is two new pages of Kid Intense, pages 8 - 9 of Chapter Four.  I really need to make a t-shirt with all his crazy dialogue sayings on the back.

Episode 40 of The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman is also up.

Also, Bennie Goodman, the hateful jazz vampire has made a return to the internet and I for one am VERY EXCITED.  I added him to the blogroll.  Some of you may remember Bennie from his Hill-TV days.

I am also about 99% sure I got another new website client, a local lawyer, so business will resume.

Dear Malach

• Kitty writes: Dear Malach, A 6′6″ Cat fish? Jeez, I wouldn’t like to meet that in a dark, murky canal. Unless it was dead with a football stuck in it’s mouth. x  Hey, you could date it!
• Real Mother Hen writes: Dear Malach, Btw, haven’t seen you reporting sports for a while… so what’s playing now? Soccer? Baseball? GOLF??? hehe  Sorry, I am still coming down from the Celtics, and slowly getting back into the Red Sox.  Soccer, don’t watch, Golf?  Not fun without Tiger.
• Tiff writes: Dear Malach, SBux COULD start making decent coffee.Maybe that would up their profits. Ya think?  I am not a coffee drinker, and around here, Dunkin’ Donuts rules, so S’Bux really can’t compete.
• Angryman writes: Dear Malach, Does your boss need a lawyer?  We already have two employed they work for IMMIGRATION LAW EDUCATION & ADVOCACY PROJECT (ILEAP).  Needless to say they are really busy.  You do Immigration Law?  Asylum? Deportation? etc?  Speak Spanish? 

Golf
Malach used play a little bit of golf, but haven’t for a while.  I might get back into it when my softball career ends, but the expense puts me off to it.

Tiger Woods I find fascinating, and the love people have for him.  Usually in cases where one athlete/team in so dominant, people root against him, but not Tiger.  Very strange.  Even during the US Open, you had this feel good story with Rocco Mediate, but everyone still wanted Tiger to win.  I can’t recall any other athlete/team like this, ever.

Mr. Hat!  You slept with Brett Favre!
Yeah, Malach told you he would be back.

Hank
Oh how do I love thee?  I can’t wait until you start firing managers mid season!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
This is scary, this is not at all like past Red Sox Nations.  Just a huge love in, confidence, and no sleepless nights, my have times changed!

Oh Man!
I was actually very excited to have Marian Hossa come to the Bruins, but I suppose he going for the  year in Detroit to win a Cup deal . . . I might of actually started watching again.

Hey Mother Hen
I GOT YER SPORTS RIGHT HERE BABAY!

Hey Eve!
Pub 99, Fall River, Wednesday at 12PM! I won’t screw it up this time! Yeah your all jealous!

What the Hell is wrong with the World?
This isn’t the only story like this in the past few months . . . but your Uncle and Step Father?

And this idiot . .
Who the Hell spends $3000 on internet porn?  Do you know how much free stuff there is out there?

The Verne Troyer Sex Tape!
YAY!  Thanks CNN, I am heading over to TMZ right now!  Oh c’mon, you know you want to watch!  I don’t know, you know I am all for equal rights but isn’t that kind of like having sex with a child?

Wow, look at that, all sports and porn . .

Chinese Olympics
Seriously does anyone think this will go off without some major international incident?

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, and the entire blog was about sports, sex, and child porn, my parents must be proud!