Everybody loves you when your Bi.

Plugs
OK, Malach has a new special interview over at ROYTERS NEWS, and it might be the funniest thing I have ever written, It make me laugh when I read it.  Go there now, I will wait.

Eric Millikin is starting up an Anti-McCain campaign at Fetus – X.

Also a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, where Lucas is encouraging you all to get drunk to forget your problems.

You are listening too . . .
Bifrom Living Colour.  Ironically this is both Toyi and The Angry Piper’s theme song.

Dear Malach

  • Mooogpie writes: Dear Malach, what’s an Angry Piper? Is that, like, a pissed off Scot playing bagpipes?  I have an angry pipe.  Sometimes, it spits at me. This is an Angry Piper.  Though nowadays he is more of a morose piper.  Does you piper blow bubbles?  Safety first and wear goggles.

KMP Softball Update
So tonight we played last year’s champ, the Bulldogs, in addition this was a battle for first place.  So we started off slow, only scoring 2 runs in the first three inning, while the bulldogs had scored 7.  We caught up in the 4th with a 5 run inning, and then in the bottom of the inning, we had a bad defensive inning and gave up 7.  Not giving up, we then went on to score 14 runs in the 5th, and get this, 11of them with 2 outs.  We didn’t look back from there, the final score was 29 to 17.  Quite a large scoring game, haven’t been in a game like that since metal bats, but we did win.

Malach did pitch well, not counting the error filled inning would on probably only given up 9 runs total to a very good offensive team.  Malach went off with the bat, going 4 for 4 with 2 sacrifices, 7 RBI’s.

Good win for us and puts us at 19 – 5 for the season.

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Well, we were off today, but guess who is now within 1.5 spots of first?

Hey Phil Gramm
How about a punch in the face?  Would that make me a whiner?  Hey McCain this should help you win the vote of use whiners.

And speaking of whiners . .
Karl Rove . . so his lawyers says he is immune to appearing before a congressional investigation?  What the Hell is this Lethal Weapon?

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and anyone else notice Japanese Spiderman has slanted eyes?


8 Responses to “Everybody loves you when your Bi.”

  1. 1 Alimoe

    yeah he does have slanted eyes weird

  2. 2 here today, gone tomorrow

    Dear Malach,

    Why do I have to go to Disneyland, “the happiest place on earth”, when it’s the absolute last thing I want to do?

    Thanks in advance.

  3. 3 AngryMan

    Phil Gramm is my hero!

  4. 4 C.Rag

    Your Royters piece yesterday was the funniest thing EVER EVER.

    I’ll fight anyone that disagrees. I’m an ankle biter I will take them down.

  5. 5 Colonel Colonel

    Dear Malach, Japanese Spiderman doesn’t seem to have any hot women in silk dresses who speak Italian. What good is that?

  6. 6 Malach the Merciless

    Alimoe: Who are ye?

    HTGT: MMMMMM – Mickey Eyes

    Angryman: A-Rod too?

    Rag: Thanks, I enjoy trying to improve my writing style there

    Colonel” Wait until you see Hindi Spiderman

  7. 7 bennie

    don’t drink the diet soda

  8. 8 Eve

    Love Japanese Spiderman

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