Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
There is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven guest starring Mike Tyson, and I’m not kidding.

Also, Malach has a new item up at ROYTERS News Service, this time an attempted interview with Barack Obama while he was in Iraq this weekend.  I must tell you I barely survived it.  Also, I love Angryman’s review of it, “It has all the makings of a Kid Intense Movie”.

Also, I restarted work on the latest episode of JesusMan! today, I am aiming to get it published by 8/7.

You are listening too . .
Right Turn, from Alice in Chains, who in this call call themselves Alice Mudgarden.  As you can tell, this song includes vocals from Mark Arm of Mudhoney, and Chris Cornell of Soundgarden.  Alice did a few weird songs like this, and it is a shame Layne Staley passed away via Heroin Overdose in 2002, their music was headed in a special direction before that.  One of the best parts of Alice was their vocal harmonies between Staley and Jerry Cantrell, both big fans of Brian Wilson.

KMP Update
Tough loss tonight, 10 - 9 in 8 innings.  We couldn’t get started offensively, which is a issue many times when we have 6+ days off without Softball.  The game was 2 - 1 until the 5th, when the Isotopes scored runs.  We came back to score 5 in the bottom of that inning to tie it up.  Isotopes went ahead by two in the 7th.  We got our first two batter on in the bottom of the 7th, next batter hit a pop fly, and after a throwing error, both base runners ended up on 2nd and 3rd and Malach was up.  I immediately knew my job, I had to go up and rip one hard and deep to the opposite field, in the very least getting it out of the infield and allow one of the runners to score and the other to advance to third.  I ripped a shot to Right Center, and their speedy Center fielder managed to catch it barely over the shoulder, he has a weak arm, and they needed two relays to get it in (I told you I hit shot, we scored both runs to tie it up, but could not plate the winning run.  The next inning the Isotopes scored three on a really good hit by one of their player, right on the line, but we came back loaded the bases with one out, got two runs home with two outs, and a man on third, and a great defensive play sealed it on us.

Malach has pitching well, I haven’t thrown a walk in 5 games, and I went 2 - 3 with the one sacrifice and 4 RBI’s, about the best hitting performance of the evening.  That makes us 21 - 6, but still in first place with the playoffs looming.

One of my players seemed to lament we got none of the lucky breaks in this game, of course I had to bring him back down to Earth, telling him we have won 21 of 27 games.

Dear Malach

• Vincent Morris writes:Dear Malach, I even have a question for you, who will be a cool choice to play Kid Intense (in a movie)?  Wow you love to set me up, I got the perfect candidate, Chris Burke.
• Angryman writes: Dear Malach: (Quote from Malicious Intent) “Man, I cannot believe I am going to say this, but I have to side with AngryMan…and that is kinda disturbing to me.” WTF?and Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Ugh, Angry Man have no humor. Must resolve this issue. Ideas?  Yes, I suggest you two rent a room, here.  Maybe this one?

Wow . .
Are we sure Mike Brown ain’t still running FEMA?  Or like a 5 year old who can’t tell the difference between 18.5 million and 85 million?

Question
Do we really want a president who is Internet Illiterate?  Even my Memere who is almost 10 years older the Albino Midget can use the Internet.

Hey
Who hasn’t accosted Elie Wiesel?  I know I have.

Ok.
So your out drinking with your buddies, and your the one who passes out, of course they do stupid stuff like this, or maybe this, but dudes, don’t do this.

Yeah
This is not a pretty way to die . . .

Ok.
So according to Social Secruities new retirement calculator . .  I need to work to 95.

A-Rod - Victim
I don’t think so, A-Rod has tried to rape me twice now!

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and Bane take me to the Gotham Observatory