It Ain’t Right . . .

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Today we have 2 new pages of your favorite webcomic, Kid Intense.  That would be page 14 and 15 of Chapter Four.

Also, Lucas gets Jiggy with the latest 8 1/2 by Eleven.

Also, I was reading a bit about Layne Staley’s last few years of his life, wow.  It made we think about one of Alice in Chains biggest hits Would?, which is about the death of Andrew Wood, who also died of a heroin overdose.  Jerry Cantrell wrote the song and could easily be about Staley.

Dear Malach

  • C. Rag writes: Dear Malach, What should be the logo for the AngryMan Hate Club?  I am going to work on this this coming weekend, make a little badge for it, a webpage here, and then anyone can take it and link to the page, maybe a whole message of hate for Angryman blog . . . Suggestions?  Anyone?
  • AngryMan and Malicious Intent write: (Paraphrasing) Dear Malach, that looks like a wonderful room we could go to at the International Inn in Hyannis (Locally known as “Cuddles and Bubbles”) will you pay for it? Ok, you both realize I work Human Services?  That is way out of my price range, but this ain’t.  Not only do they have a heart shaped tub room, half my clients live there, it is a cool place to score some drugs or a hooker; and to top off the experience, the skankiest strip club in the state is down the street.  You could get your anger and malicious intents all out in one night!

Micheal Savage
First, Savage is an idiot neo-con.  But this is really idiotic, so much so, the other neo-cons on in the morning won’t even defend him.  But i have a proposal for Mr. Savage.  How about I send 5 of my autistic clients to go live you for a month, and you straighten them right up.

RIP Estelle Getty
Sorry, not a Golden Girls fan.  You know though, some TV exec is thinking of this right now.  A Golden Girls reunion, right at Estelle Getty’s wake and funeral, Sophia dies, and “very special” Golden Girls.

Nanananananananananah . . .
BATMAN!

I said hello . . .
DOLLY!

Man those Italians!
They are all about the nookie.  Hey Mike Savage!  I worked with a autistic woman . .  one time during one of her “fake” behaviors, she grabbed the crotch of her jeans and tore the jeans off her body . . . yeah, she was fun.  I am sure you could fix her though right?  She will be one of the five.

Hey Just Me!
Was this you?

Watchmen
Let the buzz begin, this is going to be either truly terriffic or terrifyingly terrible, I still can’t wait.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach, not Moloch, Malach.


15 Responses to “It Ain’t Right . . .”

  1. 1 Toyi

    Stabbed herself performing a ceremony for her good luck? AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. 2 Vincent Morris

    Okay, Final Crisis should be a cool comic book, but i heard that the legion of superheroes are back, and this time, they chosen Superman to help them when he was young. They cannot call him Superboy becuse of the whole legal thing. They would have to call him Young Superman, you know.

  3. 3 C.Rag

    Not a Golden Girls Fan!

    Those pictures of the Golden Girls orgy with you on top were a fake!

  4. 4 Malicious Intent

    a.) I threw up a little in my mouth because I was stupid enough to catch up on Kid Intense which I had been backing off of because I was sure it was killing valuable brain cells and after the 80’s, I don’t have many to spare.

    b.) If you are not going to offer Angry Man and I the room you first showed us, I am going to have to take the zero on that. (No offense to AngryMan, I am sure we could have had a fine time playing darts with a picture of Mal on the board and creating some memorable youtube moments.) Indian giver!
    And no insulting to the Indians, I can say that, I have Indian in me!

    c.) Michael Savage. Aside from my own personal feelings about his rant, which was that of a 3 year old. I am kinda over him. I don’t wish to give him any attention as in today’s world, there is no such things as bad publicity. He did us a favor though, the brought more attention to our cause. Thanks Mike! Side note: One of our bigger sponsors Anheuser Busch called me yesterday to assure me that they do not support his words. Apparently they sponsor the show and they were getting hammered with calls. Naturally they wanted to make sure we were good with them. I assured them we were big picture people and they are in no way responsible for what an idiot says. Poor guy was getting nasty phone calls all day. I felt bad for them.

    d.) Batman must be a good catholic. He was probably drinking and since he didn’t have wife to beat, he went to the next best thing. So back off! He was being a good Catholic!!!! (Waiting for the battle with Murk now. hehehe.)

    e.) This is the longest f’n post I have left here, I think.

    d.)Back to our friend Mike. My son needs to be one of the 5 you send. I’ll send you a copy of his 5 page behavior management plan. Since he is so smart, I know he can fix him since he is apparently just a spoiled brat and his parents are absent from his life.

    f.) Want to help me design an “asshole of the week” award? I need your fine eye for gore and smut. You are much getter at that than I am. I want something with chain saw, it’s my modern version of a sword of justice kind of thing. Let’s collaborate! Fun!

  5. 5 AngryMan

    MI:
    I’m willing to pay half of the good place. Still in?

    Malach:
    You still need to illustrate the superheros Wifey and I created!

  6. 6 Eve

    Holy restraining order Batmn!

    The Watchmen coming attraction looked great along with the one I saw for Punisher.

  7. 7 Dr. John Rebello

    I miss Estelle Getty already

  8. 8 Malach the Merciless

    Toyi: Kind of like the family that prays for a cure and thier kid dies

    VM: Don’t talk to me about the stupid “Crisis” series, stupidest thing DC ever made

    Rag: What no link?

    MI: F) I can work on something and send it

    Angryman: That will have to be a long term project

    Eve: Punisher . . the one from a few years ago was ok for the first half of the movie, then it fell apart

    Dr. John: Oh those Orgy pics

  9. 9 Kitty

    You can’t create an Angryman Hate Club – that’s hate-ist, and wrong on so many levels. He’ll sue your backside so fast you won’t know what’s hit you. You’ll be made to pay gazillions of $s in compensation and be bankrupt. It’s not worth the hassle.

    Sophia was my least favourite character in the Golden Girls. It used to be shown here at 9pm on Channel 4 on a Friday evening. A slot also occupied by such shows as Friends, Cheers, Will & Grace, etc.

    x

  10. 10 AngryMan

    That’s cool. The public needs to see Dickface, Drunken Irish Stepfather, and the rest come to life! I’ll release the next set soon.

  11. 11 Malicious Intent

    Oh, I updated my blog on my opinion on the Mike Savage ordeal. I think it makes sense now. He is really on our side!

  12. 12 Toyi

    Thta is why we need to pray for his will not for a cure….eh eh

  13. 13 Malach the Merciless

    Kitty: I know you will be it first member

    Angry: Is there some type of pay here?

    MI: GO SAVAGE!

    Toyi: I pray the woman heals her foot.

  14. 14 mike

    Who gets to be president of the Angryman Hate club?

    Michael Savage is a douche bag. Guy can’t hold a job.

  15. 15 Toyi

    don’t forget a knife for your prayer…eh eh

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