Barely Legal

Plugs
Fetus-X goes off on McCain’s Internet illiteracy. . . just think of what’s gonna happen when Johnny Boy discovers all the crap about him on YouTube.

You are listening too . . .
Barely Legal, from The Strokes.  Takes you back to the 50’s and 60’s when there were plenty of songs about jailbait.

Dear Malach

  • Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Want to help me design an “asshole of the week” award? I need your fine eye for gore and smut. You are much getter at that than I am. I want something with chain saw, it’s my modern version of a sword of justice kind of thing. Let’s collaborate! Fun!  Send me this in an email, I will put it on my list of things to do.  Mayhap it will have Dr. Murk’s pic on it too.

The Weather
So, we have had about 3 weeks straight of 85+ high humidity with barely a sprinkle.  I haven’t had to mow my lawn in tow week, my flower beds are dead, etc.

Well today it poured, it was so refreshing, and now the grass is green again and the flowers have sprung back a bit. 

KMP UPDATE
So, we got rained out, on our third to last game.  But the team we were supposed to play is in last, and their manager informed me, they would forfeit to keep us in first and screw over the team everyone hates.

Andersen Silva vs. Fedor Emelianenko
Who is the best Pound for Pound Fighter?  Fedor is 6′ and 235, basically the same size as Malach.  Silva is 6′ 2″ 205.  I suggest they meet around 215 – 220 and duke it out.

Malach has a suggestion
Don’t go shopping in the South.

Minimum Wage
$6.55 an hour?  Wow, that will get you 1 1/2 gallons of gas.  You know what is sad?  Back when I worked for Builder’s Square, we are talking 1989 – 1993 or so, I stated at $6.50 an hour.

Christian Bale
So when he “flew off the handle” at his mother, you think he used the hang gliding contraption he used in the movie?

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and it costs like $2 for Sunday Edition


11 Responses to “Barely Legal”

  1. 1 C.Rag

    Mmm…jailbait.

  2. 2 Malicious Intent

    Hmmmmm…I like the idea of using Murk. Just so it’s bloody, nasty and makes him look bad. (I know, that is a stretch, he already is pretty bad off, poor bastard.)

  3. 3 AngryMan

    $6.55 is a lot better than 4 years ago when it was $5.15.

  4. 4 Kitty

    I think the rain you were supposed to get has been coming here instead. Such a wet and miserable summer :( Mind you, today is lovely, so just *maybe* we’ve turned a corner.

    Oh and I WON’T be it’s first member :-p x

  5. 5 Eve

    I think Silva is a pretty tough fight. It would be good to watch! I think Malach the Merciless should go up against Fedor. What a great match that would be. :)

    At least Bale did not use the stars that fly off his body armour that might have caused a little more damage. I wonder if he used that “I have to cough” voice when he flew off the handle.

  6. 6 Toyi

    he did nothing wrong just threw a handle and cussed his mother.. eh eh

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

    I feel like a Joker now.

    Okay Mother said something? hello mothers are mothers…

  7. 7 AngryMan

    Wait, now that I think about it . . .

    $5.15 sucked then and $6.55 sucks now.

  8. 8 Dr. John Rebello

    Hey, you idiots should just make $85 an hour like I do

  9. 9 Tequila mockingbird

    dear malach,
    since you are the same size as Fedor, are you telling us you think you should have a forray into fighting? i think it’s a magnificant idea.

  10. 10 Malach the Merciless

    Rag; MMMMMM Chum

    MI: I will see what I can do

    Angry: 4 Years ago gas was only $1.10

    Kitty: Poured today

    Eve: They won’t let me compete as my superhuman abiliites

    Toyi: The Joker? So your going on a killing spree then?

    Angry: You see my point

    Dr. John: Don’t you mean per week? You on Welfare aren’t you?

    TM: See Eve’s comment

  11. 11 Toyi

    ah you didn’t get the joke…. go to sleep.

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