Open your eyes, to these must I lie?
Published July 28th, 2008 in .Plugs
So, Malach was up at Fenway yesterday reporting on the game for ROYTERS News Service, and he got a exclusive interview with Manny Ramirez, and once again managed to avoid getting raped by A-Rod.
There is a new Fetus-X and it seems like Mr. Millikin has discovered Wordle. Also there is a new 8 1/2 by Eleven.
KMP Softball Update
So, we beat the second place team today, to go two games ahead of them, we have one last game on Friday, and with a win there, we end up in first and get a first round bye for the playoffs. We are now 23 - 6.
Today’s game we started a bit slow on offense, and because of a bad pitch, I gave a home run in the first, but by the end of three it was 3 - 2, us. We stayed ahead the rest of the game and finished up 13 - 5. Malach pitched real well, even though I threw my first walk in 5 games. I have a new strategy. Most of the players in my league have gotten used to my style, and watched my video for pointers. So, I have gone curve or cutter for first strike, because I pitch so much junk, they take the first strike. So I use those pitches which strike 95% of the time, and then go almost exclusively with the Knuckleball. The problem with that is if they don’t swing at that, that only has a 50/50 shot of being a strike. So on the homer, I fell behind 3 and 1 and need the strike, so I decided to try to sneak a meatball in there . . . didn’t work.
We played excellent defense a number of double plays, and outfield assist to home. Good game.
Dear Malach
- Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach, Has anyone else noticed that Kid Intense’s legs (knee and thighs) look exactly like chicken drum sticks? I cannot believe people are going to use about softball. Don’t folks have real hobbies? Like flame thrower competitions? Had a KFC urge I assume? The even sadder part. Do a Google search on “Slow Pitch Softball”. Look what comes up. Even better, try “Slow Pitch Softball Pitching”. Nice. I got two things in the top three, here’s the other. Maybe I can get my own TV Special?
- Dr. John Rebello writes: Dear Malach, When are you interviewing Manny dude? Ahh Dr. John. Malach is so good, he can predict your questions.
- Kitty writes: Dear Malach, Dear Malach - who the hell is Manny? x You have an excuse being a English Chick, but Manny is Manny Ramirez, Left Fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Wikipedia has a nice article on him, make sure you read the Manny Moments section, or as we call them here in New England, Manny Just Being Manny. Those are just his famous ones, he has them constantly. So, we members of Red Sox Nation are kinda nuts, almost as bad as your football hooligans. This is the time of year, where Manny’s adult ADD kicks in, and he demands a trade, or does something nutty.
Here Kitty
Here a nice diatribe about Manny.
Hey Dubya!
Yeah, blame us for your shoddy budget of our country. Why is it we didn’t have these problems under Clinton, AND didn’t have deficit?
You know what is really scary about Amy Winehouse?
Her husband, who looks just like her.
Y’know . .
No matter how pretty or attractive a corpse might be . . .
Malach’s Video of the Day
I am Malach and Malach the Merciless is not gay.
Manny needs to go. He is overpaid and acts like he is two. Just my two cents.
God, Amy is a mess.
She probably doesn’t even look as good as that corpse that guy abused.
Amy Winehouse & her husband will have beautiful children.
Amywhine house is not going to make a nice looking corpse and it’s coming….it’s a coming. Shame too, I liked her music. But she is a huge mess.
Check this out: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/28/military.execution/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
“While approving a sentence of death for a member of our armed services is a serious and difficult decision for a commander-in-chief, the president believes the facts of this case leave no doubt that the sentence is just and warranted,” White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said.
Gray was convicted of raping and killing a female Army private and a civilian near his post at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. He was also convicted of the rape and attempted murder of another fellow soldier in her barracks at Fort Bragg.
Now why in the HELL is it so difficult for him to approve the execution of a criminal sitting on death row for 20 years all while being paid for by our tax dollars, but he apparently has no problem killing the law abiding hard working soldiers? Or destroying the economy? Or..or….ARGH! Fucking idiot. I cannot even stand to look at him.
Once you go dead, you never go back!
Eve But how do you replace his production?
Mike: Yeah and that corpse was beaten and it’s throat slit
Rag: If by beautiful you mean deformed, your right
MI; Yeah, Bush, the capital punishment president can’t decide whether to execute an army man?
Dr. John: You would know
You know, Amy Winehouse wouldn’t be that bad looking if she wasn’t so fucking ugly.
Aw the corpse news is just gross!!!
how looks like BUsh has been speaking a lot with Latin American Presidents eh eh
that is a current practice of them, they swamp the country before leaving and there is a secure bill to the following president to deal with… then the new president therm is not enough to bring it back to normal and gets all the critics…too
Go Yankees!
Thanks for the education … I don’t like the sound of Manny. x