Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

First, before I start, Malach will be gone until Sunday, I will be visiting Mooog and Colonel, Colonel out in Western MA, for the MA Special Olympics August tournament. Malach’s unified Softball team will be going for our 4th gold in 8 years, at beautiful Nonotuck Park.  Seriously, if anyone out there wants to meet Malach, look for the New Bedford Rangers, we always play in the first fields as you come in, Malach will be pitching.

We already have some bad news.  It seems our rival, who we consistently trade gold with ,Ma’s Giants in no more.  That means I won’t face my mortal enemy Gene Hackman.

So, I will be gone until Sunday, so nothing on this will update except for 8 1/2 by Eleven and Fetus – X which are tooncasts and update automatically.

Plugs
So, tonight we have a new 8 1/2 by Eleven, as Nillian slowly devolves into depression and suicide, nice family comic.

There is also a new Friday Night RPG Cartoons, yeah surprised I know.  Episode 1.13 is up.  I also got to thank Dr. Murk for starting this back up at our latest gaming session.

And finally, we have a cool new short story from Ben Byrd.  This one is entitled Shift.  I really like the design job I did on this one.

You are listening too . . .
Yeah, I had to do it, yes, I am evil.  The Special Olympics from comedian Stephen Lynch.  I also feel guilty as GNB Special Olympics is also a client, though they commissioned me a still have yet to meet about their site.

Dear Malach

• Malicious Intent writes: Dear Malach,  So how much money did you get?  And why are you so special to get that offer and the rest of us didn’t? Who are you sleeping with? Kid Intense. I am almost speechless…maybe because there is just so much to say, so much that is wrongthat I am not sure where to begin? Did he take a head shrinking class? Why are his characters heads so small and their hands and boobs so big? Why do his thighs look like chicken drum sticks? About the grammar? Is there even a theme? A plot? A story line? Did that background on the tv set say “whoa?” What does that mean? The last frame said “The End” is that true or is that just another false advertisment.  When will this madness end?  Wow, what kind of drugs you on?  I will try my best to answer your life’s questions.   As for the offer, I am waiting for a response, so I got money, as for why, The Queen is a JesusMan!fan.  As for Kid Intense, it is obvious to me Vincent Morris has learned to draw from comic books, and watching Bruce Timm animation. Hence, small heads, big chests and hands.  The grammar, theme, plot, dialogue is all atrocious, but that what makes it great, kind of like the William Hung of webcomics, or if you will, The Eye of Argon.  VM I don’t even think realizes how truly bad it is.  As for the madness, I have yet to receive a new one from Vincent, and he is usually very punctual with this stuff.
• Tammie writes: Dear Malach,  My boobs hurt when I get stressed. I wonder if I could send out SPAM asking for donations for my anti-stress fund? Are there even any good boob masseuses out there? I need advice..pronto! P.S. Perhaps pictures would help sway the public to donate?  You got a money making deal right there, just don’t let Mooog find out your looking for a Boobsuesse.  I could make you a website?

MR. HAT!
Brett Favre is now the starting QB for the New York Jets.  Well welcome to the AFC East.  I would be lying to you if I said this didn’t concern me, but Favre is going to learn just how hard nosed the AFC is compared to the NFC.  He will probably throw a ton of INT’s, but he also made the Jets relevant again.  They won’t win the division, but they might give some teams some fits.

Nice
I got to get me a World’s Greatest Dad tee.

Take That!
Osama bin Laden!

HEY?
When did the Angry Piper start working for the post office?

I am such a geek
But I am super excited to see if this thing blows up the world.

Malach’s Sheik Yerbouti Video of the Day
Yes, it is not Friday, but I won’t be here.

I am Malach and get down on your knees!