Dropping My Daily Stool Sample

Plugs
Today, we have a new 8 1/2 by Eleven with some psuedo girl on girl action. 

Also, while we are on that subject, Malach has a new ROYTERS News Article called What do Hot Olympics Floozies and Sarah Palin have in Common, and you won’t believe your eyes on this one.

Also, you may all want to review the interesting stuff that went on in the comments in yesterday’s blog.

Happy Labor Day
I mowed my Mother-In-Laws lawn, what did you do?

You are listening too . .
I see a theme going here, so you are listening too T*ts on the Radio, by the Scissor Sisters.  I must admit the Scissor Sisters is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I figured too, Murk and the Angry Piper would love to here some Tranny Dance Music.  Malach orders you all to dance as your read this blog.

Dear Malach
Another Dear Malach Virgin: Maggie!

• Maggie asks: DEAR MALACH! do you pronounce your name “muh-lack,” “muh-lash,” “muh-lAHsh,” or “muh-lock? my mother and i have been wondering…  Malach is a Jewish name meaning “Peace” ( I am not Jewish), it is also the name of a minor character in Tolkein’s work, The Silmarillion.  I belive they are both pronounced the same.  Mal as in “Mall” and Lach as “Lack” or “Lick”, I have heard it pronouced both ways and I like both.  Also, Malach the Merciless, just to show your how much of a geek I am, is the name and a Dungeons and Dragons Mage I had for a number of years.
• Angry Man ask: Dear Malach, Who cares if that is her baby or her kid’s baby? I mean, if she’s covering for her child, I could care less. Who’s she harming by this?  How in the hell does her daughter accidentally getting pregnant have anything to do w/her ability to govern? I hope that was totally tongue in cheek and that I just missed it through the typed medium that is the internet. I mean, how many people who are good parents have kids who have sex at that age?  She isn’t harming anyone but McCain’s Campaign.  Personally, I don’t care, some people do that, but it is not as common as it was as say when my parents, or their parents were growing up.  You see, Palin is supposed to be the Moral Christian Crusader, and supposed to appeal to the Evangelicals who got Bush elected.  Can they seriously vote for someone who would did this if true, and not for Obama and Biden who are all about family?  How in the Hell does the fact that Clinton or Edwards had and affair effect their ability to govern?  It doesn’t but it mattered to a TON of people, and from what I can glean still does . . . the Christian Morality of the situation.
• Malicious Intent asks: Dear Malach, Do you know of any on-line internet games that are appropriate for a 10 year old boy where you do not end up with a wealth of viruses? We need a safe place to go as he learns how to use internet stuff.  There is a lot of cool stuff at Kongregate.com, though not all of it is pre-teen appropriate.  There is horror games with blood, and a couple games have some minor profanity.  All the games there are pretty much flash based, so there is little to no downloading. Gametap I love too, but you have to download stuff for it.  It has parent controls, and tons of free cool games in their free accounts. 
• Stargirl asks: Dear Malach,  you have lots of time on your hands, read these comments on this blog. Unbelievable… If you are interested in “babygate” this is fascinating stuff. The McCain camp says it was the “liberal bloggers” that made them decide to leak that Bristol is pregnant. “Liberal bloggers”….um, is that YOU Malach????  Yes, I am a liberal blogger, but Independent.  I am surprised McCain even knows what a Blogger is considering he has admitted he has never used the internet, and not good with email.  I will read that tomorrow at work., Ifhttp://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/08/30/off-to-the-land-of-palin/#comments

I found my book
Yeah, I am not suffering dementia as a 36 year old . . . I fell between the mattess and the footboard!

Sarah Palin
It will be interesting to see how this plays out, and if more comes out about ethics violations, morality issues, crazy early life stuff, old porn movies, etc.  Also, have you seen this video?

Yeah, Johnny McCain does have a bit of a rep as a Horn Dog  . . .

HEY KARL ROVE!
Stop steal my bits you doofus.

Hey Everybody!
Google wants to be your big brother, do you know they plan to change the name of the country to United GoogWalmart of America.

Malach’s Video of the Day

I am Malach and yeah, I think the next Dark Knight will have a different kind of Riddler